Survey Tuesday 4/3/12
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
My own answers:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
I think we did an actual lengthy thread on this a year or so ago, which I may try to dig up. But for now, I will just go with some fictional characters I can think of off the top of my head:
Zorro...when played by Guy Williams
James Bond....played by Sean Connery
The Dude...aka Jeff Lebowski
Rick Blaine...played by Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
The Fonz.
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
I have not been stupid enough to buy a Browns player's jersey. If I were stupid enough it would probably be #32. I have been stupid enough however to buy a Browns pancho on the beach in Puerto Vallarta.
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
I just named the two most aggregious rules in my view in my example.
In my opinion college basketball should adopt the baseball rule: if you want to go to the pros right out of HS, declare that. But if you go to college then you must stay for at least 3 years.
But, the college football OT rules are the biggest abomination is sport.
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
Obviously I am. Other than flipping it on to catch a score, I was too bored by these 2 teams to watch. I watched Pawn Stars instead. There are 345 Division I schools, yet the same boring 6 teams continue to show up to win the title game. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
I prefer real, ample breasts. Not grossly large but ample.
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Roach: Interesting takes. You actually named guys you know personally. I didn't even think of the question in that way when I wrote. Cool.
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Bobby Boucher (the Waterboy), Michael Jordan, Ron Burgundy, Tray Parker and Matt Stone (they count as one) and Dexter Morgan.
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
I have an Edwards 17 jersey. I also have an old Jerome Bettis jersey but when he was with the Rams. Its sucks only because he ended up playing for the Steelers.
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
The NFL OT rules. Way too complicated.
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
It sucks but there was a nice little run the past few years of small schools getting pretty far (Butler, George Mason) so I can't complain too much.
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Real, not too big, not too small but just right. A nice ass and pretty eyes are more important to me though.
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
randy marsh, homer simpson, less claypool, me and my dad
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
joe jeruvicious
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
designated hitter
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
basketball still sucks
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
small and real
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
JFK, Jack Nicholson, Johnny Cash, Steve McQueen, Paul Newman
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
I bought Couch, Courtney Brown and Warren before I stopped the madness and got my own (#44 Meehan). Don't wear them anymore.
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
I don't like Hockey shootouts and the fact that winner gets a win but the loser gets an OT ... makes the standings unbalanced and stupid. And, for the love of God, can we not just wave a guy over if we want to intentionally walk him?
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
Yes, but if you want to break through you gotta beat 'em. Give 'em credit for their programs ... they are the true "bluebloods".
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Big. Real big.
Zombo
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Lt Aldo Raine, Sgt Donny Donowitz (The Bear Jew), Sgt Hugo Stiglitz (all Inglorius Basterds); Johnny Depp, Shaq
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
never have bought any numbered jersey
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
basketball players should be able to use their feet/legs to defend against a pass
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
some new blood would liven up the Big Dance ala Butler getting to the final four/championship game
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
daddy likes the european boobies. i like the way they curl up like a ski jump
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1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Jesus
My Dad
My Grandpa
My Cousin
-3 way tie between Colt McCoy, Josh Cribbs and Joe Haden
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
I've got 3 #17 jerseys as presents and castoff from friends and family... DOH
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
Kicking off from the 35 yard line...
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
I'm always bored until football starts...
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
I'm an equal opportunity enjoyer
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I've got 3 #17 jerseys as presents and castoff from friends and family... DOH
That might be OK if they said Sipe on the back.
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Gipper's survey...
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Bruce Wayne; Bruce Willis; Bruce Lee; Robert the Bruce; Lenny Bruce and Bruce Springsteen...
G'day...
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
Care to rephrase the question, asshole?
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
The 5-yard rule in the NFL... although "helmit to helmit" is gaining on it...
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
Impossible to answer since I do not know how bored you are.
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Real yet slightly disproportionate... to the plus side...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
My 2 Brothers, 2 Brothers in law & 1 Son in law.
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
I don't consider them stupid purchases...Joe Thomas & Josh Cribbs.
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
Delay of game is far too often used to run the clock down with the game on the line. Penalty should be yardage, loss of down, & expired time put back on the clock. That violation is either intentional or being ill prepared & should cost the down...after all, it was wasted.
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
I don't really care. Bring on football!
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Mike
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Gipper's survey...
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Bruce Wayne; Bruce Willis; Bruce Lee; Robert the Bruce; Lenny Bruce and Bruce Springsteen...
G'day...
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
Care to rephrase the question, asshole?
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
The 5-yard rule in the NFL... although "helmit to helmit" is gaining on it...
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
Impossible to answer since I do not know how bored you are.
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Real yet slightly disproportionate... to the plus side...
Gipper's survey...
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
Bruce Wayne; Bruce Willis; Bruce Lee; Robert the Bruce; Lenny Bruce and Bruce Springsteen...
G'day...
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
Care to rephrase the question, asshole?
Nope. Play it where it lays.
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
The 5-yard rule in the NFL... although "helmit to helmit" is gaining on it...
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
Impossible to answer since I do not know how bored you are.
To the point of ennui.
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Real yet slightly disproportionate... to the plus side...
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OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
OK, here are some survey questions that we can use your opinion on, some of which came out of recent threads:
1. Who are the Top 5 coolest dudes you know? (real or fictional)
ME, Chuck, ME, Norris, ME
2. What Browns players jersey have you been stupid enough to purchase? (if not a Browns fan, the player from your team)
BROWNS ARE DUMB!!!!!!!!
3. What, in your opinion is the stupidest rule in sports that should be changed immediately (example: the one and done rule in college basketball, the college football OT rules, etc)
Allowing Cleveland to get another football team that claims to be playing at an NFL level.
4. Are you as bored as I am with the likes of Kentucky, N. Carolina, Duke, Kansas, UConn being the same old teams that win the NCAA title?
YES
5. Boobs. Your preferences. Real, fake, small, large, what?
Real, Medium
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Jesus what is this bungles loving moron, 12?
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Jesus what is this bungles loving moron, 12?
Jesus what is this bungles loving moron, 12?
Why would he reach all the way back to April to answer one of my surveys? There may have been a dozen of them since then.
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