Funny Article From Da Blaze
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Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.
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The Woodpecker Song
Glenn Miller
(Reginella Campagnola)
(E. Di Lazzaro)
He's up each morning bright and early
To wake up all the neighborhood
To bring to ev'ry boy and girlie
His happy serenade on wood.
Hear him pickin' out a melody
Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.
He's as happy as a bumble bee
All day long.
To serenade your lady
Just find a tree that's shady
And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
Sing right along.
Come on and try his rhythm
And let your hearts beat with 'im
Just listen to that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
Happy little Woodpecker Song.
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Little Johnnie Dimwitted Woodenpeckerhead Song
The Woodpecker Song
He's up each morning dim and surly
To wake up all the neighborhood
To bring to ev'ry human being
His sad and stupid woodpeckerhead song..
Hear him peckin' out a studid ratatatatat,
Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.
He's as stupid as a bumble bee
All day long.
To be a real American,
Just find a tree that's shady
And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
Walk away quickly and laugh.
Don't even try act out his stupidity,
And let your kids hear or be near him
Just ignore that hateful, gay tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
That sad little Woodenpeckerhead Song.
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Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.
Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.
Misleading title, all articles from the da blaze are funny.
Also is it really 40% of US students believe in creationism over evolution?
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Little Johnnie Dimwitted Woodenpeckerhead Song
The Woodpecker Song
He's up each morning dim and surly
To wake up all the neighborhood
To bring to ev'ry human being
His sad and stupid woodpeckerhead song..
Hear him peckin' out a studid ratatatatat,
Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.
He's as stupid as a bumble bee
All day long.
To be a real American,
Just find a tree that's shady
And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
Walk away quickly and laugh.
Don't even try act out his stupidity,
And let your kids hear or be near him
Just ignore that hateful, gay tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
That sad little Woodenpeckerhead Song.
Little Johnnie Dimwitted Woodenpeckerhead Song
The Woodpecker Song
He's up each morning dim and surly
To wake up all the neighborhood
To bring to ev'ry human being
His sad and stupid woodpeckerhead song..
Hear him peckin' out a studid ratatatatat,
Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.
He's as stupid as a bumble bee
All day long.
To be a real American,
Just find a tree that's shady
And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
Walk away quickly and laugh.
Don't even try act out his stupidity,
And let your kids hear or be near him
Just ignore that hateful, gay tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick
That sad little Woodenpeckerhead Song.
Actually this is sort of funny. The first line that is. The rest is just as tiresome as merlin and all that.
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Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.
Misleading title, all articles from the da blaze are funny.
Also is it really 40% of US students believe in creationism over evolution?
Misleading title, all articles from the da blaze are funny.
Also is it really 40% of US students believe in creationism over evolution?
Source: http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx
For curiosity's sake, where does everyone fall, here? List your level of education and your beliefs of those questions.
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Haven't attended church since I was like 12 and got my communion
I consider myself an Independent
I am a college student that will eventually do postgraduate stuff
I think humans evolved and God played no part in it.
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Independent, college grad, church seldom/never(only for special occasions).
Personally Evolution but in between God Guided and God played no part.
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