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The Murmur Muff Up Contest!

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  • just look at him in this picture - is that the look of a confident professional earning millions at the top of his game - or a a little man with pretender syndrome and an ugly wife? answers on a post card.

    let's hope to god next season's HC has balls, football know how and a LONG tenure

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    That's his wife on the right. Looks like she is bottle blonde, and, if she is like him, doesn't have the guts to go all the way and match the carpets to the drapes ... so I predict the Murmur Muff is brown and bushy.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

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    That's his wife on the right. Looks like she is bottle blonde, and, if she is like him, doesn't have the guts to go all the way and match the carpets to the drapes ... so I predict the Murmur Muff is brown and bushy.

    Zombo

    I'm gonna go with gray, curly, stanky, and full of dingle berries.

  • You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

  • You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

    @halfsane said:

    You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

    You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

    In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

    You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

    Zombo

    --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

  • @halfsane said:

    You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

    You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

    In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

    You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

    Zombo

    --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

    Zombo said:

    You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

    In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

    You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

    Zombo

    --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

    I hope this is in the new wave of reality tv shows. Guess her muff > honey boo boo

  • I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

  • she kinda looks like him honestly.

    whose that lady in the middle? daughter? looks a little old

  • Getting back on point, 747 guarantees:

    2.after a play call that literally lost the game and made no sense whatsoever to call in that situation, he will not take the blame, instead forcing blame on his players and execution.

    I would just add that he would confidently claim that he "would do it again"

  • I can only guarantee three things that will happen this Sunday.

    At some point in the game the camera will go to Shurmur and he'll look like he's about to cry.

    On third and long we will attempt a screen pass to Oby.

    Marisuck will drop a pass.

  • I'm wondering who the creepy looking one is in the middle...

  • I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

    @wrrebel said:

    I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

    Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

  • @wrrebel said:

    I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

    Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

    the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

    you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

    where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.

  • I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

    @wrrebel said:

    I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

    what do you mean "kind of"?

  • I'd hit it.

  • the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

    you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

    where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.

    @miktoxic said:

    the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

    Balls and wieners!

    you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

    where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.