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The Murmur Muff Up Contest!

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  • halfsane halfsaneH
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    halfsaneH halfsane wrote on last edited by
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    You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

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    • halfsaneH halfsane

      You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

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      Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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      @halfsane said:

      You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

      You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

      In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

      You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

      Zombo

      --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

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        @halfsane said:

        You guys are assholes. Rip on the cocksucker all you want for his shitty coaching decisions, but leave his damn wife out of it for fucks sake. Your acting like a bunch of yinzer inbreds.

        You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

        In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

        You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

        Zombo

        --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

        halfsane halfsaneH
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        halfsaneH halfsane wrote on last edited by
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        Zombo said:

        You are right ... I didn't mean to insult her, I just wanted to guess her muff.

        In fact, I think that is a great idea for a game show ... Guess Her Muff!

        You can have contestants come on and a celebrity panel tries to guess design (airstrip, hitler mustache, backwoods bush, bald, etc.) and color.

        Zombo

        --Pat probably has the biggest muff in the family anyway.

        I hope this is in the new wave of reality tv shows. Guess her muff > honey boo boo

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        • WRREBEL WRREBELW
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          WRREBELW WRREBEL wrote on last edited by
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          I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

          She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

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          • TypicalBrowns TypicalBrownsT
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            TypicalBrownsT TypicalBrowns wrote on last edited by
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            she kinda looks like him honestly.

            whose that lady in the middle? daughter? looks a little old

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            • hish747 hish747H Dedicated Reacting Well Conversation Starter Very Popular Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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              hish747H hish747 wrote on last edited by hish747
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              Getting back on point, 747 guarantees:

              2.after a play call that literally lost the game and made no sense whatsoever to call in that situation, he will not take the blame, instead forcing blame on his players and execution.

              I would just add that he would confidently claim that he "would do it again"

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              • BadNewsBrowns BadNewsBrownsB
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                BadNewsBrownsB BadNewsBrowns wrote on last edited by
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                I can only guarantee three things that will happen this Sunday.

                At some point in the game the camera will go to Shurmur and he'll look like he's about to cry.

                On third and long we will attempt a screen pass to Oby.

                Marisuck will drop a pass.

                "All Truth Passes Through Three stages. First, It Is Ridiculed, Second It Is Violently Opposed, And Third, It Is Accepted As Self-Evident" ~Arthur Schopenhauer
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                • Mark O Mark OM Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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                  Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
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                  I'm wondering who the creepy looking one is in the middle...

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                  • WRREBELW WRREBEL

                    I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

                    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

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                    T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                    @wrrebel said:

                    I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

                    She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

                    Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

                    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                      @wrrebel said:

                      I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

                      She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

                      Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

                      miktoxic miktoxicM
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                      miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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                      the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

                      @the-cysko-kid said:

                      Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

                      you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

                      where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.

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                      • WRREBELW WRREBEL

                        I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

                        She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

                        Browns149 Browns149B Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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                        Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by Browns149
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                        @wrrebel said:

                        I am still in shocked that he likes girls...

                        She kind of looks like a man, i would do her for sure!

                        what do you mean "kind of"?

                        "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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                          B BrownRebel wrote on last edited by
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                          I'd hit it.

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                          • miktoxicM miktoxic

                            the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

                            @the-cysko-kid said:

                            Not sure where you're going with all these comments, but I have to tell you you're coming across a little light in the loafers.

                            you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

                            where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.

                            WRREBEL WRREBELW
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                            WRREBELW WRREBEL wrote on last edited by
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                            @miktoxic said:

                            the guy (pat) looks like he couldn't order a cheeseburger from mcdonalds without someone's instructions. fucking dolt. is that a smile, a smirk, or an "oh my god i'm getting my picture taken with these 2 coked up whores"?

                            Balls and wieners!

                            you didn't know WRRebel is the forum's flaming butt pirate pillow biter sausage smuggler?

                            where have you been? it's in everyone of his posts.

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