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  • @cielo said:

    I don't think he meant it as an insult to the Browns at all. Saban is raping at Alabama why would he want to leave? I think he was complimenting Smart with the comment.

    He mentioned the Browns twice, as if to say 'why would anyone go there'. He did make a point that Saban would be a fool to leave Ala., but why bring up the Browns twice and in a derogatory way on National TV.

    The dipshit nearly passed out talking about McCarren's girlfriend. He needs to quit mixing up the blue pills with the heart pills.

    @kosarfan said:

    He mentioned the Browns twice, as if to say 'why would anyone go there'. He did make a point that Saban would be a fool to leave Ala., but why bring up the Browns twice and in a derogatory way on National TV.

    The dipshit nearly passed out talking about McCarren's girlfriend. He needs to quit mixing up the blue pills with the heart pills.

    Because Saban has been mentioned ad nauseum as a potential Browns hire, not so much for any other team.

    You're like my girlfriend. Just because a girl glances at you for a second doesn't mean she wants to fight you.

  • And really who does want to coach he Browns?? Look at our coaches since we came back?? The only onethat was the " Big Coach" at the time was Butch Davis and he lead us to the playoffs!!! Granted he killed our roster, but he still leadus to the playoffs. Face it Cleveland is not a popular place to coach!!! wewill not turn it aroud until someone who is unproven come in here and sets the world on fire. Fo that to happen they have to want to Coach The Cleveland Browns Period!!!!Not for the money or the glory, its about coaching The Cleveland Freakin Browns!!!!!

    Saban- Why? 3 titles in the last 4- Really do not see Bama slowing down

    Gruden- Why? Best job around on MNF and coaches is kid here in Tampa

    Kelly- Why? he get cool uniforms every week

    Cohwer- Why? Living the dream doing nothing

    These coaches our pipe dreams.....Period Stop thinkingthese coacheswant to coach the Browns they do not!!!!! Why do we ask...Lets be honest and not think like a homer

    QB- Not very good, we think we did good because he is a rookie. Well fact is anybody looks better as the Browns Qb than Frye, Quinn, Mccoy, Lewis, Detemer, Timmy, DA, the list goes on forever. We are so use to shitty Qbs that we get one that is not s Shitty and we think he is good. take the Browns Glasses off and think

    RB- With our third pick we got 950 yards and 11 TDs, plus 400+ yaards receiving...I dont know, but I would think with the thir pick we would have more yards than that, and FYI nowbody cares he had broken Ribs take the Blinders off. Now do think ppl respect Trich ( Other coaches and players)

    WR- We suck in the NFL standards, no coach looks at our WR group and says WOW they are going to be great!!!! They Dont SORRY

    Defensive- They might say we have some solid players and thats about it

    they do not careabout Cribbs, Dawson or any other special teams players

    So If I was a coach lookingofr a head coach job Ido not think Cleveland would be my first choice. Whats left

    Chicago- I woul take i a heartbeat!!!! talent every where and Browns fan wish we had Culter, Marshall, and a healthy Forte plus the D

    Arizona- Get a QB and they are a very solid team

    San Diego- There a Mess

    Philly- All they have to do is keep there QB on there feet and ther fine

    Cleveland- People think we need a QB, WR, TE, CB, SS, LB,K, P, LG, RG, another WR, another LB

    Get the point Cleveland is not a hot spot for top Coaches

  • @cielo said:

    I don't think he meant it as an insult to the Browns at all. Saban is raping at Alabama why would he want to leave? I think he was complimenting Smart with the comment.

    He mentioned the Browns twice, as if to say 'why would anyone go there'. He did make a point that Saban would be a fool to leave Ala., but why bring up the Browns twice and in a derogatory way on National TV.

    The dipshit nearly passed out talking about McCarren's girlfriend. He needs to quit mixing up the blue pills with the heart pills.

    @kosarfan said:

    He mentioned the Browns twice, as if to say 'why would anyone go there'. He did make a point that Saban would be a fool to leave Ala., but why bring up the Browns twice and in a derogatory way on National TV.

    The dipshit nearly passed out talking about McCarren's girlfriend. He needs to quit mixing up the blue pills with the heart pills.

    They have been the only team rumored to be interested in him, the game was a blowout they had to get creative.

    ^ to Tampa, the Cardinals need an o-line bad as well.

  • You all have to forgive him, all the blood left his head after he sprung his 100yr old boner over McCarron’s girlfriend.

  • You all have to forgive him, all the blood left his head after he sprung his 100yr old boner over McCarron’s girlfriend.

    @d-bone said:

    You all have to forgive him, all the blood left his head after he sprung his 100yr old boner over McCarron’s girlfriend.

    In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...

  • And really who does want to coach he Browns?? Look at our coaches since we came back?? The only onethat was the " Big Coach" at the time was Butch Davis and he lead us to the playoffs!!! Granted he killed our roster, but he still leadus to the playoffs. Face it Cleveland is not a popular place to coach!!! wewill not turn it aroud until someone who is unproven come in here and sets the world on fire. Fo that to happen they have to want to Coach The Cleveland Browns Period!!!!Not for the money or the glory, its about coaching The Cleveland Freakin Browns!!!!!

    Saban- Why? 3 titles in the last 4- Really do not see Bama slowing down

    Gruden- Why? Best job around on MNF and coaches is kid here in Tampa

    Kelly- Why? he get cool uniforms every week

    Cohwer- Why? Living the dream doing nothing

    These coaches our pipe dreams.....Period Stop thinkingthese coacheswant to coach the Browns they do not!!!!! Why do we ask...Lets be honest and not think like a homer

    QB- Not very good, we think we did good because he is a rookie. Well fact is anybody looks better as the Browns Qb than Frye, Quinn, Mccoy, Lewis, Detemer, Timmy, DA, the list goes on forever. We are so use to shitty Qbs that we get one that is not s Shitty and we think he is good. take the Browns Glasses off and think

    RB- With our third pick we got 950 yards and 11 TDs, plus 400+ yaards receiving...I dont know, but I would think with the thir pick we would have more yards than that, and FYI nowbody cares he had broken Ribs take the Blinders off. Now do think ppl respect Trich ( Other coaches and players)

    WR- We suck in the NFL standards, no coach looks at our WR group and says WOW they are going to be great!!!! They Dont SORRY

    Defensive- They might say we have some solid players and thats about it

    they do not careabout Cribbs, Dawson or any other special teams players

    So If I was a coach lookingofr a head coach job Ido not think Cleveland would be my first choice. Whats left

    Chicago- I woul take i a heartbeat!!!! talent every where and Browns fan wish we had Culter, Marshall, and a healthy Forte plus the D

    Arizona- Get a QB and they are a very solid team

    San Diego- There a Mess

    Philly- All they have to do is keep there QB on there feet and ther fine

    Cleveland- People think we need a QB, WR, TE, CB, SS, LB,K, P, LG, RG, another WR, another LB

    Get the point Cleveland is not a hot spot for top Coaches

    @tampadawgs said:

    Get the point Cleveland is not a hot spot for top Coaches

    My hope is that Banner /Haslam continue to interview until someone walks in and blows them away...going back to Horton/Wizenhut or whomever just tells me their first interviews didn't impress

    When the right guy walks in the room... and the passion is there, the enthusiasim is there ,the confidence that says "I can fix this " The guy leaves nodoubt that he WANTS to coach here

    If our front office has to kiss someone's ass to get them to coach in Cleveland then fuck'em ...we don't want'em here

  • A.J.'s girlfriend is clearly smoking hot but old Brett needed to calm that old boner down on national television. every straight man on this planet is on his side but that was way unprofessional. My dad and I at the same time say "calm down" haha. dude rambled on for 2 minutes about it.

  • @d-bone said:

    You all have to forgive him, all the blood left his head after he sprung his 100yr old boner over McCarron’s girlfriend.

    In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...

    @jbluhm86 said:

    In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...

    That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

  • @jbluhm86 said:

    In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...

    That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

    @brownskidd said:

    That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

    Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

  • @brownskidd said:

    That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

    Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

  • So what, he liked the way she looked. Did it "offend" you? Give me a fucking break. So what.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfirend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Classic,Zombo.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfirend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Very rarely do I actually laugh on posts on here but that was very funny.

    BTW, idk if that "offends" post was to me, but if it was I clearly don't give a shit and I stated that extremely clearly. But we all know how the world goes and the flat chested ugly women of the world are upset about it. Goodness gracious they both look fantastic though.

  • Zombo, that chit was funny! period.

    Personally, she looks like a younger Carmen Electra...pre Dennis Rodman!

  • surprised he took that SEC dick out of his mouth long enough to say anything

  • flaming%20cat.jpgI see that picture and I gotta tell you, she ain't all that hot. She looks like a pissed off, stuck up bitch.

    But, I am going from a single photo.

    I mean, if you want some hot pussy...then try this

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    it's like when you jump in lake erie at 20 below, your shrooms go uo into your belly.

    it was the opposite of the frantic freak. she knew she was gonna get interviewed but her balls/titties went straight up into her throat (like a dude jumping in lake erie at 20 below). thank god they didn't ask her any questions cuz she woulda sounded like brownsfanforlife with WRRebels dick in his mouth.

  • @mike-h said:

    Dying of laughter. I spit out my water at the wobbly melons part

    Yeah, I may have been enjoying the wobbly melon part a little too much. Here's to the Mom's wobbly melons:

    aj-mccarron-mom-boobs-lead1.jpg

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    aj-mccarron-mom-cleavage.jpg

    Zombo

  • Whatever it says about me as a person, I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with mom's wobbly melons.