Cleveland Browns Announce Plans For Enhancing Fan Experience
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I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:
But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.
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You must have a reading comprehension problem.
1) All I said in that e-mail was I was moving the Rah-Rah Go Tribe thread to the BASEBALL Forum, and you got your panties all in a bunch over it. That hardly makes me God of this Forum- but the Mods do reserve the right to move threads that are OFF TOPIC. One even got moved today if you didn't notice- and not by me either.
I even POLITELY suggested in the thread to take your Indians chatter over there. If you think I have a miserable life you'd be dead wrong. I could have a lot more time to myself if I wasn't the official Night Watchman here. FYI, the reason I even have Mod powers is I'm up way later than just about anyone- I work second shift- and once upon a time after the Browns beat the Jets, one of their pervo pissed off fans thought it would be funny posting some of the most vile porn I've ever seen on this site @ 2AM, and at the time there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. So when the guys logged in early AM, they got a real special treat- some of 'em might have puked in their coffee. And as far as deleting posts- you're clueless as to a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes. This forum would degenerate into a hopeless morass pretty quick if we didn't keep an eye out for spambots, trolls, and flamers- and one certain major board pain in the ass by the name of Ghoolie.2) Go find anywhere in any thread where I said or even suggested the wifes and kids didn't belong at a football game. From me saying it costs a lot of money to not belonging- that's a way big jump- and you'd be dead wrong. Unfortunately, the Browns put the "Family Zone" way up in the rafters- the tickets are cheap- for a reason. They're not very good.
3) Incidentally if you ever met me in person, you'd find I'm probably the most easygoing person you'd want to meet. I even told you in the PM it takes a ton of crap to get me POed about ANYTHING on this board. So kindly drop the name calling in the future.
4) You want to meet the guys on this board? Plan on coming up for the Bengals game. Yes, I'll be there along with about 30 of the regular posters to this Forum. Sorry if you can't take me kidding you about uniforms- sensitive one. BTW Zombo happens to agree that constant harping about it is Gay. ,
Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.
Here is what Hoorta is: King of the Orange Shit. Now beat that.
LOL Gipper- in fact I'm ordering up a case of it today in anticipation of the season.
Nothing like the REAL Curacao from the island of the same name. The domestic crap doesn't come close. -
One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.
I'm not talking about poop, either:
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One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.
I'm not talking about poop, either:
One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.
I'm not talking about poop, either:
c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!
let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?
guiness baileys and jameson?
done a couple of those in my time.
when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.
curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.
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One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.
I'm not talking about poop, either:
c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!
let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?
guiness baileys and jameson?
done a couple of those in my time.
when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.
curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.
c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!
let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?
guiness baileys and jameson?
done a couple of those in my time.
when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.
curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.
No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.
It makes your dick grow a six pack.
I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride -
c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!
let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?
guiness baileys and jameson?
done a couple of those in my time.
when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.
curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.
No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.
It makes your dick grow a six pack.
No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.
It makes your dick grow a six pack.
If that is true then how does it fit into a normal size vagina?
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I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:
But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.
I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:
But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.
LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.
In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. -
c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!
let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?
guiness baileys and jameson?
done a couple of those in my time.
when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.
curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.
No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.
It makes your dick grow a six pack.
No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.
It makes your dick grow a six pack.
they called that the 'rambo' about ten years ago when i went back to sandusky and my back was thrown out. spent 3 days on a hotel bed with my girl running down to the lounge to get me a new one every hour until i passed out.
man, she had a long day.
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I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:
But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.
LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.
In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.
LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.
In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.
my friends and i talked about this yesterday in the later hours of our porch gang. my friend said that this was the start of mascar in which you had drivers actually outrunning cop cars on the dirt roads of the south.
i mentioned the 'newer' movie LAWLESS with the kid from transformers in it (blah blah blah) anyways i felt it pretty entertaining, then he brought up the movie 'white lightning' which i remember as a kid watching but we couldn't nail down the actors (laptop and smartphone free afternoons). i thought it was either a burt reynolds or a jan michael vincent movie. turns out i was right about burt.
crazy what people did to get a drink back in the day. lived off-base for a couple of years in fort knox, KY and i never would have thought there were things such as 'DRY COUNTIES' seeing as which once you rolled over the 'line' the first store there was was a drive thru liquor store.
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There are still plenty of dry counties in the South.
No doubt NASCAR came out of running shine. You needed a car faster than the Sheriff's, and you needed a jacked up rear end to first hold the weight, and not show the weight.
Anybody who follows NASCAR knows the name Junior Johnson. Junior wion over 50 races in the 50's and early 60's, and Junior also did time for running liquour for his Daddy's business.....Daddy was a "shiner" in N. Carolina.
By a twist of fate, Junior now sells his fathers corn cooking recipe legally. One of the top Shine brands on the market.
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Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience
The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.
Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.
It started with the fansâ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.
The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security âchutesâ or checkpoints. They have also added âexpress lanesâ for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.
The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.
The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be âinventiveâ halftime entertainment.
In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.
Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.
Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience
The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.
Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.
It started with the fansâ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.
The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security âchutesâ or checkpoints. They have also added âexpress lanesâ for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.
The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.
The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be âinventiveâ halftime entertainment.
In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.
Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.
44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.
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Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience
The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.
Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.
It started with the fansâ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.
The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security âchutesâ or checkpoints. They have also added âexpress lanesâ for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.
The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.
The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be âinventiveâ halftime entertainment.
In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.
Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.
44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.
44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.
With all the ass kickings we gonna do this year.
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Cleveland would love these old German rockers at a muni lot pregame show.
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Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
@josephsuxdick said:
Would one of those enhancements be to bring an actual NFL team to Cleveland?
P.S. Leave me out of this...
He referred to Joe Sixpack, not Joe Suxdick.
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Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.
Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.
If the team goes 16-0, but I have to piss down your back, you might care about the bathroom thing
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@josephsuxdick said:
So then he's actually referring to me, and not one of the homoerotically-altered handles that reflect the mods' own same-sex fixations.
I was just referring to the Iron City (or Rolling Rock) swillin' hard hat type, not you in particular. No offense meant. As opposed to San Francisco's wine & cheese crowd.
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