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  • One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.

    I'm not talking about poop, either:

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.

    I'm not talking about poop, either:

    c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!

    let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?

    guiness baileys and jameson?

    done a couple of those in my time.

    when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.

    curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    One shot of my brown shit will make you forget there's a football game.

    I'm not talking about poop, either:

    c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!

    let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?

    guiness baileys and jameson?

    done a couple of those in my time.

    when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.

    curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.

    @miktoxic said:

    c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!

    let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?

    guiness baileys and jameson?

    done a couple of those in my time.

    when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.

    curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.

    No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.

    It makes your dick grow a six pack.

  • @miktoxic said:

    c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!

    let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?

    guiness baileys and jameson?

    done a couple of those in my time.

    when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.

    curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.

    No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.

    It makes your dick grow a six pack.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.

    It makes your dick grow a six pack.

    If that is true then how does it fit into a normal size vagina?

  • "Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan exprerience"

    Winning some games? 😕

  • I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:

    47416.JPG

    But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.

    @the-gipper said:

    I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:

    47416.JPG

    But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.

    LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.

    In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.

  • @miktoxic said:

    c'mon man! i thought you were talkin about the scat games!

    let me guess. the brown shit: an irish car bomb?

    guiness baileys and jameson?

    done a couple of those in my time.

    when i think of 'the orange shit' i think of that pre-mixed orange kool aid/screwdriver mix that you can only buy in N OH. now there was a drink called cisco (sorry cysco of fringo) that was prevalent to all the H heads in the bronx years ago, but that was home made. one part tang one part vodka.....pour to your liking. that and a bag of crack and you were set for the night.

    curacao is a mainstaple in making a true good margarita.

    No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.

    It makes your dick grow a six pack.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    No. The Brown Shit is 16 dark liquors (mostly bourbon), sprite, a squirt of oj and a light beer floater.

    It makes your dick grow a six pack.

    they called that the 'rambo' about ten years ago when i went back to sandusky and my back was thrown out. spent 3 days on a hotel bed with my girl running down to the lounge to get me a new one every hour until i passed out.

    man, she had a long day.

  • @the-gipper said:

    I Google imaged "Ballpeen's Red Shit", but this is what I got:

    47416.JPG

    But, I guess this is appropriate because after drinking his red shit you feel like you have been hit over the head with one of these.

    LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.

    In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.

    @ballpeen said:

    LOL.....I know. My cousin messed up or was screwing with me....what I was told was around 110 proof, was maybe 140-150 or better....I know my liquor and my limits, and that was above and beyond.

    In the world of cooking corn, you have mountain dew, moonshine, and white lightening. In the past it was more a dew to shine. The last was white.

    my friends and i talked about this yesterday in the later hours of our porch gang. my friend said that this was the start of mascar in which you had drivers actually outrunning cop cars on the dirt roads of the south.

    i mentioned the 'newer' movie LAWLESS with the kid from transformers in it (blah blah blah) anyways i felt it pretty entertaining, then he brought up the movie 'white lightning' which i remember as a kid watching but we couldn't nail down the actors (laptop and smartphone free afternoons). i thought it was either a burt reynolds or a jan michael vincent movie. turns out i was right about burt.

    crazy what people did to get a drink back in the day. lived off-base for a couple of years in fort knox, KY and i never would have thought there were things such as 'DRY COUNTIES' seeing as which once you rolled over the 'line' the first store there was was a drive thru liquor store.

  • There are still plenty of dry counties in the South.

    No doubt NASCAR came out of running shine. You needed a car faster than the Sheriff's, and you needed a jacked up rear end to first hold the weight, and not show the weight.

    Anybody who follows NASCAR knows the name Junior Johnson. Junior wion over 50 races in the 50's and early 60's, and Junior also did time for running liquour for his Daddy's business.....Daddy was a "shiner" in N. Carolina.

    By a twist of fate, Junior now sells his fathers corn cooking recipe legally. One of the top Shine brands on the market.

  • Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience

    July 29, 2013 by Rick Grayshock 17 Comments

    The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.

    Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.

    It started with the fans’ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.

    The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security “chutes” or checkpoints. They have also added “express lanes” for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.

    The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.

    The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be “inventive” halftime entertainment.

    In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.

    Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.

    @tampadawgs said:

    Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience

    July 29, 2013 by Rick Grayshock 17 Comments

    The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.

    Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.

    It started with the fans’ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.

    The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security “chutes” or checkpoints. They have also added “express lanes” for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.

    The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.

    The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be “inventive” halftime entertainment.

    In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.

    Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.

    44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    Cleveland Browns announce plans for enhancing fan experience

    July 29, 2013 by Rick Grayshock 17 Comments

    The Cleveland Browns released plans today for enhancing the fan experience at FirstEnergy Stadium on gameday. Last week, Jimmy Haslam told the media at training camp that the Browns have two long term goals that drive everything they do. The first is to build a sustainable winning team, and the second is to provide great experiences for the fans.

    Today, team president Alec Scheiner unveiled some of the steps the Browns are taking to improve the gameday experience for the fans.

    It started with the fans’ ability to use their cell phones and other mobile devices. The Browns have coordinated with the major cell phone service providers in the area to enhance service at a crowded stadium. Scheiner promised fans a much better signal.

    The Browns would like for fans to be in the stadium and excited early. In order to get fans to their seats they have installed 20 new turnstiles around the stadium and opened 44 new security “chutes” or checkpoints. They have also added “express lanes” for fans that do not have any bags to search. The goal is to get 4,000 more fans through the gate every 15 minutes compared to 2012.

    The team announced that there will be new pregame music including a DJ on the field and new video elements. Player introductions will be completely new as well. The Browns say that fans will not want to miss those introductions.

    The Browns will also use a drumline this season, and what they say will be “inventive” halftime entertainment.

    In addition, the Browns installed more than 100 new televisions to fan areas and upgraded the merchandise available throughout the stadium.

    Obviously the best way for the Browns to pack the stadium is with a winning, exciting football team. Boosting cell phone signals, getting fans in the gates quicker and updating the in-game entertainment is not done at the expense of the former.

    44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.

    @emporerghoolie said:

    44 turnstyles is a GREAT addition. It is a sonofabitch to gt out of that stadium with everyone leaving the the third Quarter.

    With all the ass kickings we gonna do this year.

  • My team ... my stadium ... I'm blasting this right before kickoff every week:

  • Cleveland would love these old German rockers at a muni lot pregame show.

  • Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    Would one of those enhancements be to bring an actual NFL team to Cleveland?

    P.S. Leave me out of this...

    He referred to Joe Sixpack, not Joe Suxdick.

  • Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Enhancing.the fan experience is gay. Just win and nobody will care about the ancient scoreboard technology or whether the stadium has bathrooms.

    If the team goes 16-0, but I have to piss down your back, you might care about the bathroom thing đŸ˜”

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    So then he's actually referring to me, and not one of the homoerotically-altered handles that reflect the mods' own same-sex fixations.

    I was just referring to the Iron City (or Rolling Rock) swillin' hard hat type, not you in particular. No offense meant. As opposed to San Francisco's wine & cheese crowd. 🙂

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    So then he's actually referring to me, and not one of the homoerotically-altered handles that reflect the mods' own same-sex fixations.

    If the handle fits, wear it. (I would say you are an outright fashionista in that regard then)

  • i love it when they admit it bothers them.

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    So then he's actually referring to me, and not one of the homoerotically-altered handles that reflect the mods' own same-sex fixations.

    You can homoerotically handle me whenever you want.

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    And I would say your continued condoning of this homoerotic handle policy tells me all I need to know about your own sexual proclivities.

    My proclivities are toward making fun of stupid Steeler fans.

    But, I agree, the moderator that does that could/should come up with more clever ways to do it than just juvenile sex references. Get much more creative.