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  • Everyone can sleep easy tonight ... bernie apologized.

    Bernie Kosar apologizes to Jeff Fisher for negative comments on Browns TV broadcast

    Aug 11, 2013 -- 7:55pm

    By Tony Grossi | ESPNCleveland.com

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    Observations, notes, quotes and some facts on Day 14 of Browns training camp …

    * There was a period of time on Sunday when Bernie Kosar’s job as Browns TV analyst was in doubt. But cooler heads prevailed and the popular former quarterback will continue on WKYC TV-3’s preseason broadcasts after a firestorm broke out over comments Kosar made about the Rams.

    During Channel 3’s broadcast of the Browns’ 27-19 win over the Rams on Thursday, Kosar harshly criticized the Rams’ receivers, receivers coach Ray Sherman and quarterback Kellen Clemens. In St. Louis, Rams coach Jeff Fisher thought the comments were over the top and said he “lost a lot of respect for him.”

    Kosar personally called and apologized to Fisher on Sunday.

    Browns CEO Joe Banner issued a statement reprimanding Kosar but indicating he would continue as TV analyst.

    Banner said in the statement, “We don't condone the personal and unprofessional approach that Bernie took with some of his comments during the broadcast Thursday night. We’ve spoken to Bernie, he understands that, and we would expect the situation is resolved moving forward. We’ve also reached out to the Rams organization and have shared those same sentiments."

    * Two fans earned the offense and defense the night off by making short field goals at the end of practice. Coach Rob Chudzinski pulled out two random fans to attempt the kicks with the entire team circled around them. Anthony Kinney of Shaker Heights made his kick to cancel the offensive meetings, and then D.J. Rapposelli of Mayfield Heights came through for the defense.

    On Saturday, Chudzinski initiated a competition between offense and defense in a goal-line drill. By not scoring a TD – because the coach ruled a sack -- the offense was limited to peanut and jelly sandwiches for dinner.

    “Competition makes people better,” Chud said. “I’ve always felt that, and that’s gone back to base philosophy from when I was playing football. Different ways of creating competition, you get into the doldrums of training camp and different ways of creating some fun as well. Of course, I have a special place in my heart for the fans and getting them involved out here in practice. I think everybody enjoys.”

    * Josh Gordon looked like he logged a few miles running patterns. He got behind Buster Skrine on a long Brandon Weeden bomb, but couldn’t pull in the ball coming in directly over his head as he tumbled to the ground. On a crossing pattern, Gordon snared Weeden throw with one hand. Shortly thereafter, the rarest of all sights – Weeden overthrowing Gordon on a 50-yard fly pattern down the left sideline.

    * Running back Montario Hardesty made his first appearance on the practice field in over a week. Hardesty had been out with a hamstring tendon injury. He was limited to individual drills. Safety T.J. Ward also was back after missing Thursday’s game and some practices with a sore hamstring. Also back was H-back Brad Smelley after a hamstring injury.

    * Still out were cornerbacks Chris Owens (arch) and rookie Leon McFadden (groin).

    * Another player still out is receiver David Nelson (knee). Chudzinski said, “He has made progress. We have been talking to him. We will just have to see how he comes along.”

  • is Emporer Ghoolie (formerly known as King Ghoolie lives) vindicated? 😮

  • #mustachioedpussy

  • @miktoxic said:

    at least he made it to the NFL.

    oooops! 😮

    Got closer than you ever did, pussy.

    Oops.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Got closer than you ever did, pussy.

    Oops.

    dude i could care less. i made it to a level in my industry that you can only hope to make one day. wasn't built to be a jock and despised most because they were the biggest assholes/bullies in school.

    so have fun being a bouncer and injecting roids into dudes asses on your days off, while i chill in my retirement with no worries.

    if i'm a pussy you could only wish to be a cunt.

  • I dont care what anyone says...Berns is still cool..give'em hell Berns and dont change

  • The real cheap shot was arsehole fisher making personal comments against Kosar,

    who was just talking football.

    But that gets a pass? I'm thinkin that also calls for an apology.

  • is Emporer Ghoolie (formerly known as King Ghoolie lives) vindicated? 😮

    @fairhooker11 said:

    is Emporer Ghoolie (formerly known as King Ghoolie lives) vindicated? 😮

    Nah- he wasn't the first person to call Kosar a drunk by a long shot.

    As I told the Emperor- if your daughter turned into a Porn Star, your wife divorced you, and you went bankrupt- just maybe you could develop a drinking problem. Of course Ghoolie blames all that on Kosar being a drunk- I'll let you decide.

  • Some of you are ridiculous. Flip the teams and you'd be saying the complete opposite. He's defending his players. You'd be outraged if our coach didn't do the same. If the other team's commentator was saying these things about our guys, you'd be up in arms. The blatant one sidedness on this site sometimes is ridiculous

    @cuwoohio said:

    @mld-woody said:

    Some of you are ridiculous. Flip the teams and you'd be saying the complete opposite. He's defending his players. You'd be outraged if our coach didn't do the same. If the other team's commentator was saying these things about our guys, you'd be up in arms. The blatant one sidedness on this site sometimes is ridiculous[/quote). I would expect most folks on a Browns Board forum would be partial to the Browns and their players. Don't know that I've ever heard a coach of an opposing team chastise the other team's TV broadcasters for a pre-season game.

    I disagree; I do not ever recall anyone expressing outrage or a coach mentioning they have lost respect for one Myron Cope when he spoke such filth towards not only Browns squad members, but the city and citizens as well. I personnally could care less what other teams employees and / or fans say about us. Hell check out Cincitucky radio play by play and listen to Dave Lapham grunt, groan and drool all over himself during a game...it is all entertainment; folks need to wash the sand out of their vagina

  • Some of you are ridiculous. Flip the teams and you'd be saying the complete opposite. He's defending his players. You'd be outraged if our coach didn't do the same. If the other team's commentator was saying these things about our guys, you'd be up in arms. The blatant one sidedness on this site sometimes is ridiculous

    @mld-woody said:

    Some of you are ridiculous. Flip the teams and you'd be saying the complete opposite. He's defending his players. You'd be outraged if our coach didn't do the same. If the other team's commentator was saying these things about our guys, you'd be up in arms. The blatant one sidedness on this site sometimes is ridiculous

    Bottom line on this: despite the way he may have pulled it off....with his attempts at humor, Bernie Kosar is 100% right:

    A. The Rams receivers sucked ass. They were dropping the ball right left and center, they were running bad routes and they generally played poorly...and WERE coached poorly.

    B. Kellen Clemens IS a bad QB. (but note, Bernie did say later that Clemens did play well after he made his original comments)

    Yes, the truth hurts.

    Apparently, Fisher and the Rams can't handle the truth.

  • 1 - Bernie was clearly a dick during his commentary

    2 - His assessments weren't inaccurate

    3 - He has a history of being a dick as a commentator, but this is as bad as I've seen him

    4 - Even Jim Donovan was getting fed up with him

  • 1 - Bernie was clearly a dick during his commentary

    2 - His assessments weren't inaccurate

    3 - He has a history of being a dick as a commentator, but this is as bad as I've seen him

    4 - Even Jim Donovan was getting fed up with him

    @vaportrail said:

    1 - Bernie was clearly a dick during his commentary

    2 - His assessments weren't inaccurate

    3 - He has a history of being a dick as a commentator, but this is as bad as I've seen him

    4 - Even Jim Donovan was getting fed up with him

    But....it was somewhat refreshing to hear someone tell the facts without trying to be completely diplomatic and politically correct.

    The Rams receivers played poorly and they and their coaches SHOULD be embarassed over that performance.

    And, if Bernie says that he hated the fact that he had to watch Kellen Clemens play an entire quarter....so be it.

    Also...get this: one of the reasons that Jeff Fisher may have been so butt hurt over Bernie's comments....it appears that Fisher's own son is one of the coaches on the Rams, and WRs are his area of coaching.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/02/brandon-fisher-leaving-detroit-to-work-for-his-dad-in-st-louis/

  • Fisher needs to refill his prescription:gt+implying+he+s+not+butthurt+for+being+

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Got closer than you ever did, pussy.

    Oops.

    dude i could care less. i made it to a level in my industry that you can only hope to make one day. wasn't built to be a jock and despised most because they were the biggest assholes/bullies in school.

    so have fun being a bouncer and injecting roids into dudes asses on your days off, while i chill in my retirement with no worries.

    if i'm a pussy you could only wish to be a cunt.

    @miktoxic said:

    dude i could care less. i made it to a level in my industry that you can only hope to make one day. wasn't built to be a jock and despised most because they were the biggest assholes/bullies in school.

    so have fun being a bouncer and injecting roids into dudes asses on your days off, while i chill in my retirement with no worries.

    if i'm a pussy you could only wish to be a cunt.

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

  • Let he who is without sin cast the first stone? So Jeff wants to delve into Bernie's personal life?

    This self proclaimed "Christian's" wife divorced him because, apparently, he was cheating on her:

    http://www.playerwives.com/nfl/st-louis-rams/jeff-fishers-wife-ex-juli-fisher/

  • And you want professionalism? Apparently, you ain't getting a lot of it from Jeff Fisher, at least not if you hear from an ex-assistant coach's wife of his:

    http://nashvillecitypaper.com/content/sports/wife-former-gm-blasts-titans-local-radio

  • @cuwoohio said:

    @mld-woody said:

    Some of you are ridiculous. Flip the teams and you'd be saying the complete opposite. He's defending his players. You'd be outraged if our coach didn't do the same. If the other team's commentator was saying these things about our guys, you'd be up in arms. The blatant one sidedness on this site sometimes is ridiculous[/quote). I would expect most folks on a Browns Board forum would be partial to the Browns and their players. Don't know that I've ever heard a coach of an opposing team chastise the other team's TV broadcasters for a pre-season game.

    I disagree; I do not ever recall anyone expressing outrage or a coach mentioning they have lost respect for one Myron Cope when he spoke such filth towards not only Browns squad members, but the city and citizens as well. I personnally could care less what other teams employees and / or fans say about us. Hell check out Cincitucky radio play by play and listen to Dave Lapham grunt, groan and drool all over himself during a game...it is all entertainment; folks need to wash the sand out of their vagina

    @listercat said:

    I disagree; I do not ever recall anyone expressing outrage or a coach mentioning they have lost respect for one Myron Cope when he spoke such filth towards not only Browns squad members, but the city and citizens as well. I personally could care less what other teams employees and / or fans say about us. Hell check out Cincitucky radio play by play and listen to Dave Lapham grunt, groan and drool all over himself during a game...it is all entertainment;

    Glad you brought up Myron Cope- besides being obnoxious (and if Fisher thought Bernie was being politically incorrect) Get a load of THIS: He gets also my vote as the most obnoxious radio voice I've ever heard.

    Yeah., Cinitucky announcer Dave Lapham is the worst homer I've ever heard- he makes anything Bernie did look tame.

    For the young 'uns I've always said Cope sounded remarkably similar to this old time "voice" of a lot of cartoon characters- Arnold Stang. Fast forward to 2:16.

  • Yea, really, I guess Fisher could not have coached in the days of old when announcers used to berate the opponents.

    Could you imagine him having to listen to a Johnny Most broadcast?

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  • @miktoxic said:

    dude i could care less. i made it to a level in my industry that you can only hope to make one day. wasn't built to be a jock and despised most because they were the biggest assholes/bullies in school.

    so have fun being a bouncer and injecting roids into dudes asses on your days off, while i chill in my retirement with no worries.

    if i'm a pussy you could only wish to be a cunt.

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

    wow. you are such a dick.

    i never got picked on in school beavis. the jocks loved me. i sold them their drugs. but they did pick on other people and for that i call them assholes.

    too bad you weren't at columbine. you might have a different view on jocks and bullying.

  • I knew I had seen Fisher in another connotation: