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For anyone who cares, here's last night's streaker getting kicked in the nuts

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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on
    #6

    That was probably the loudest the crowd was all night. We weren't sure what was happening and then this idiot just took off and everyone went crazy lol

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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    They used to do that shit all the time, why would it make him a sex offender? Indecent exposure, like taking piss outside, same thing.

    After researching this further, it seems as though you can. Even for just urinating outside. PC world now. Be careful at the tailgates.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #7

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    They used to do that shit all the time, why would it make him a sex offender? Indecent exposure, like taking piss outside, same thing.

    After researching this further, it seems as though you can. Even for just urinating outside. PC world now. Be careful at the tailgates.

    Well, it is like suspending a person's drivers license because he has been caught with a little weed.

    Now, as a magistrate, I have to uphold this particular statute all the time.

    But, in reality can anyone tell you just WTF one has to do with another?

    No, it is just that there are so many with puckered sphincters out that that believe that "just punishment" isn't enough. They have to create new rules/laws that have nothing to do with the actual offense to prove themselves righteous.

    Clearly this butthead was trying just to do something completely stupid. But trying to somehow impose him self sexually?

    No. His display of his shortcomings should maybe get him put in a psyche ward....but not garner him a label as a sex offender.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    They used to do that shit all the time, why would it make him a sex offender? Indecent exposure, like taking piss outside, same thing.

    After researching this further, it seems as though you can. Even for just urinating outside. PC world now. Be careful at the tailgates.

    Eh I disagree with at least this guy getting sex offender slapped on em. Streaking and crap like this are moronic and dangerous. You make this guy a sex offender and it makes the next idiot at least think twice about it.

    Z Zombo wrote on
    #8

    @jrb12711 said:

    You make this guy a sex offender and it makes the next idiot at least think twice about it.

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

  • Z Zombo

    @jrb12711 said:

    You make this guy a sex offender and it makes the next idiot at least think twice about it.

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #9

    Zombo said:

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    Z hoortaH VaporTrailV 3 Replies
  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    Zombo said:

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    Z Zombo wrote on
    #10

    @jrb12711 said:

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    I know, but the guy in the trench coat is getting a creepy sexual thing out of exposing himself.

    This guy is just being a public assclown.

    Maybe we need stronger assclown laws.

    Zombo

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    Zombo said:

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on
    #11

    @jrb12711 said:

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    That was my thought too. personally, I thought it was pretty funny- but like you said there were a bunch of kids in the stands. Sex offender is a little harsh IMHO. I vote for a week in jail and a $1,000 fine.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    Zombo said:

    Except ... he's not a sex offender. There was nothing sexual about it.

    Why don't don't we punish people for the crimes that actually did, instead of labelling them as something they are not in the name of prevention.

    Make the trespassing rules tougher, pass laws specifically for streakers ... but don't make them sexual offenders ... that doesn't fit.

    Zombo

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself. I do hear what you're saying but there is a little correlation there. I mean if someone in a trench coat flashed a child he should be a sex offender too. I just know I HATE these idiots who run/streak during games.

    VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on
    #12

    @jrb12711 said:

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself.

    Heaven forbid the women and children see the blur of a tiny penis from hundreds of feet away.

    sisky fringoS 1 Reply
  • jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #13

    Look I don't agree or disagree with the sentence of sex offender, I'm just happy the guy is getting serious repercussions. Society has to let guys know they can't run around naked in front of women and children and just get a slap on the wrist.

  • nickersN nickers wrote on
    #14

    The problem here is the conserative american mindset that still lives in the dark ages...I mean..Is being nude at a nude beach gonna brand people as sex offenders now? I mean it's up to parents first of all to teach theyre children what a penis and a vagina is in a responsible caring way. the problem is were still tethered to old religious crack pot morals that are simply unecesarry and outdated...Now Im not condoning streaking by any means. But c'mon..People in Europe laugh at us for stupid shit like this...The problem is in America, we have given the last 4-5 generations of people hang ups about nudity as where in other cultures it is open and accepted...This country really needs a psychological shake up...

    EDIT: And we wonder why there are so many sexually degenerate people in society today, is because Our society has inadvertantly created them...End rant!

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on
    #15

    Well, it is like suspending a person's drivers license because he has been caught with a little weed.

    Now, as a magistrate, I have to uphold this particular statute all the time

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    The GipperT miktoxicM 2 Replies
  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on
    #16

    Back in the 70's streaking was seen as a harmless rite of passage. It was hardly viewed as a criminal offense and there was no

    stigma of 'budding sexual predator' attached to it. I think it has lost some of it's appeal over the years due to sports broadcasts refusing

    to allow it's audience to view it as it occurs. FWIW, I would rather have my children view some bouncing cack and balls than having to witness

    somebody being assaulted with a kick to the groin. I think Rambo over did it a bit there on the field. There were a half dozen security dicks converging

    on the perp. I didn't see any reason to kick the dude in the balls. Witnessing violence leaves much more of a traumatic imprint on a young mind

    than a mere drunk taking his clothes off.

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on
    #17

    You can show Saving Private Ryan and Terminator on television, but heaven forbid you put a woman's nipple on the TV. Our society's obsession with sex is ridiculous.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on
    #18

    Agreed Viper. Kids see their parents nude, etc. Some guy with a peanut dick running across the field is hardly going to traumatize them. Most of these kids are screwing by Middle school anyway.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on
    #19

  • slowburnS slowburn

    Well, it is like suspending a person's drivers license because he has been caught with a little weed.

    Now, as a magistrate, I have to uphold this particular statute all the time

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #20

    @slowburn said:

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    Yes, indeed you do.

  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #21

    This is insane. Would be fun but not worth being banned for life! I've gotta be there when we get home field advantage in the Playoffs... So that's a deal breaker. 😁

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #22

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #23

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #24

    Fucking hilarious.

    Zombo

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    @jrb12711 said:

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself.

    Heaven forbid the women and children see the blur of a tiny penis from hundreds of feet away.

    sisky fringoS sisky fringo wrote on
    #25

    @vaportrail said:

    Heaven forbid the women and children see the blur of a tiny penis from hundreds of feet away.

    that's funny

    i like how both staff guys used the element of surprise on him: the nut kicker acted like he wasn't interested until the very last second and the other guy is just casually walking around the end zone when all of a sudden they converge and WHAM!! dude lays him out w this phantom tackle out of nowhere! haha priceless!

    i preferred seeing the shoulder blow much more than the bitch ass kick to the jewels...which like pepper spray is a misconception to most, as anyone with the will can sufficiently fight through both if the situation is big enough. much more of a "lackluster deterrent" than being comparable to "heart-attack style incapacitation" as many perceive.

    dude was a typical streaker, not aggressive or dangerous, just...streaking...and Sideline Sam decides to play hero by crushing his baby-makers. epically wack imo.

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