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For anyone who cares, here's last night's streaker getting kicked in the nuts

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  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on
    #16

    Back in the 70's streaking was seen as a harmless rite of passage. It was hardly viewed as a criminal offense and there was no

    stigma of 'budding sexual predator' attached to it. I think it has lost some of it's appeal over the years due to sports broadcasts refusing

    to allow it's audience to view it as it occurs. FWIW, I would rather have my children view some bouncing cack and balls than having to witness

    somebody being assaulted with a kick to the groin. I think Rambo over did it a bit there on the field. There were a half dozen security dicks converging

    on the perp. I didn't see any reason to kick the dude in the balls. Witnessing violence leaves much more of a traumatic imprint on a young mind

    than a mere drunk taking his clothes off.

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on
    #17

    You can show Saving Private Ryan and Terminator on television, but heaven forbid you put a woman's nipple on the TV. Our society's obsession with sex is ridiculous.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on
    #18

    Agreed Viper. Kids see their parents nude, etc. Some guy with a peanut dick running across the field is hardly going to traumatize them. Most of these kids are screwing by Middle school anyway.

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  • slowburnS slowburn wrote on
    #19

  • slowburnS slowburn

    Well, it is like suspending a person's drivers license because he has been caught with a little weed.

    Now, as a magistrate, I have to uphold this particular statute all the time

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #20

    @slowburn said:

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    Yes, indeed you do.

  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #21

    This is insane. Would be fun but not worth being banned for life! I've gotta be there when we get home field advantage in the Playoffs... So that's a deal breaker. 😁

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  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #22

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on
    #23

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-
  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #24

    Fucking hilarious.

    Zombo

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    @jrb12711 said:

    There were probably thousands of women and children in the audience who saw the guy exposing himself.

    Heaven forbid the women and children see the blur of a tiny penis from hundreds of feet away.

    sisky fringoS sisky fringo wrote on
    #25

    @vaportrail said:

    Heaven forbid the women and children see the blur of a tiny penis from hundreds of feet away.

    that's funny

    i like how both staff guys used the element of surprise on him: the nut kicker acted like he wasn't interested until the very last second and the other guy is just casually walking around the end zone when all of a sudden they converge and WHAM!! dude lays him out w this phantom tackle out of nowhere! haha priceless!

    i preferred seeing the shoulder blow much more than the bitch ass kick to the jewels...which like pepper spray is a misconception to most, as anyone with the will can sufficiently fight through both if the situation is big enough. much more of a "lackluster deterrent" than being comparable to "heart-attack style incapacitation" as many perceive.

    dude was a typical streaker, not aggressive or dangerous, just...streaking...and Sideline Sam decides to play hero by crushing his baby-makers. epically wack imo.

  • sisky fringoS sisky fringo wrote on
    #26

    drove the French Riviera w my lady this summer...weirdly ended up at 2 nude beaches along the way (i kept it modest, my girl aired it all out if any care). not my thing personally but for real some of us are some serious fucking prudes. jeebus...like Nickers said, we need to get over it already. the higher we put it on the pedastool the more we empower this nonsense. news flash...the apple exaggerated...its just flesh.

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #27

    Did not realize it was that cold at game time...

    Apparently fan tackling is another lost art...

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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on
    #28

    That dude ran pretty good and took some good hits. Browns may use him on the Offensive Line.

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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    That dude ran pretty good and took some good hits. Browns may use him on the Offensive Line.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #29

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    That dude ran pretty good and took some good hits. Browns may use him on the Offensive Line.

    now that's funny!

  • slowburnS slowburn

    Well, it is like suspending a person's drivers license because he has been caught with a little weed.

    Now, as a magistrate, I have to uphold this particular statute all the time

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #30

    @slowburn said:

    So if I am walking down the street and get busted for smoking a fatty, I get my Driver's license suspended?

    maybe in ohio.

    in NY the cops wouldn't give you a second look, unless of course you're sitting in front of them basically challenging them to do something.

    i too was surprised way back when the first day in the city the scent of herbage came floating down the side walk and it was just some dude nonchalantly puffing a spliff walkin down the street.

    no big deal. cops have better things to do, bigger crimes to deal with than to waste their time and the system's time with petty bullshit like that.

    i thought they just gave you a ticket, depending on what you are caught with? i mean if you got 6 ozs all rolled up and ready to sell then they can get you for attempt to distribute......but for a doobie? GTFO.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #31

    ok. really? like you'd arrest 'frank the tank' and call him a sex offender? bunch of tight assholes. what does it sound like when you fart? a whistle?

  • Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on
    #32

    no harm no foul the guys junk was exposed for a second or two until that text book tackle at the end.

    with that said lets bump the cheerleader thread up to 1980's pg-13 rating.

  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #33

    Browns streaking suspect arraigned

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    Posted Tuesday, August 20th 2013 @ 10am by Carmen Angelo, Newsradio WTAM 1100

    (Cleveland) - Twenty-year old Anthony Saveriano, of Northfield, was in Cleveland Municipal Court Tuesday for his arraignment.

    Saveriano is the man who jumped onto the field Thursday during the Brown-Lions game at First Energy Stadium and went streaking nearly the length of the field.

    He pleaded not guilty to criminal trespassing, a first degree misdemeanor, and not guilty to public indecency, a fourth degree misdemeanor.

    His attorney has asked that Saveriano be entered into a selective intervention program for first time offenders.

    Court spokesman Ed Ference says if Saveriano is accepted into the program and completes three months of it, the charges will be dropped.

    Saveriano posted 10% of a $1,000 bond Friday night and was released. Saveriano will be back in court Sept. 10.

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    Read more: http://www.wtam.com/articles/wtam-local-news-122520/browns-streaking-suspect-arraigned-11586561/#ixzz2cWRCytWL

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