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  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Miami is half Cuban, Half Haitian.

    And Ohio is fully inbred.

    I guess inbreding does cause abnormalities. Look at Browns fans.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    And Ohio is fully inbred.

    I guess inbreding does cause abnormalities. Look at Browns fans.

    I think it's one of your homo's spelling I quoted.

  • Zombo said:

    Either that or I can afford to live in a clean city where people speak English while still enjoying the Florida climate.

    Zombo

    Another Klansman.

    Why do you wear those silly robes anyway?

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Another Klansman.

    Why do you wear those silly robes anyway?

    I'm a klansman because I live in Naples and speak English?

    Wow, you Miami morons seem a little over-sensitive.

    Maybe it's because you live in a shithole.

    Zombo

  • @imminent-destruction said:

    And Ohio is fully inbred.

    I guess inbreding does cause abnormalities. Look at Browns fans.

    I think it's one of your homo's spelling I quoted.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I think it's one of your homo's spelling I quoted.

    You should watch Idiocracy. You remind me of a guy in the movie named Frito Pendejo.

    frito.jpg

  • @thrawn-lite said:

    Well given their dog pound its obviuos their experts in the field of inbreeding...but not spelling

    Junkie, is that you?

    Oh man, this is about to get fun.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Junkie, is that you?

    Oh man, this is about to get fun.

    Yay, Junkie is here!

    Can't wait for Crack Ho and Dumpster Diver!

    Zombo

  • Cleveland ranked in the bottom part of the league last year in offense...what have they done to improve that? Defensively, both teams have solid defenses. Miami's could be on the verge of dominant. Koa Misi was easily the best LB on the unit last year but he doesn't get the press. Wake will get two sacks, write it down. This is going to be a defensive struggle decided by ST's and turnovers. Miami will win 17-13.

  • @imminent-destruction said:

    Another Klansman.

    Why do you wear those silly robes anyway?

    I'm a klansman because I live in Naples and speak English?

    Wow, you Miami morons seem a little over-sensitive.

    Maybe it's because you live in a shithole.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I'm a klansman because I live in Naples and speak English?

    Wow, you Miami morons seem a little over-sensitive.

    Maybe it's because you live in a shithole.

    Zombo

    You seem very fixated on skin color and language.

    Major sign of insecurity.

    I go to Naples all the time. Most boring place I've ever been.

    Although I am sure Cleveland would be right up there if I were ever forced to go.

  • Cleveland ranked in the bottom part of the league last year in offense...what have they done to improve that? Defensively, both teams have solid defenses. Miami's could be on the verge of dominant. Koa Misi was easily the best LB on the unit last year but he doesn't get the press. Wake will get two sacks, write it down. This is going to be a defensive struggle decided by ST's and turnovers. Miami will win 17-13.

    @thrawn-lite said:

    Cleveland ranked in the bottom part of the league last year in offense...what have they done to improve that? Defensively, both teams have solid defenses. Miami's could be on the verge of dominant. Koa Misi was easily the best LB on the unit last year but he doesn't get the press. Wake will get two sacks, write it down. This is going to be a defensive struggle decided by ST's and turnovers. Miami will win 17-13.

    Don't attempt intelligent conversations around here.

    It freaks them out and they start calling you a homo.

  • I think it's one of your homo's spelling I quoted.

    ooh boy, someone throw this guy a bone on verb conjugation

  • Cleveland ranked in the bottom part of the league last year in offense...what have they done to improve that? Defensively, both teams have solid defenses. Miami's could be on the verge of dominant. Koa Misi was easily the best LB on the unit last year but he doesn't get the press. Wake will get two sacks, write it down. This is going to be a defensive struggle decided by ST's and turnovers. Miami will win 17-13.

    @thrawn-lite said:

    Cleveland ranked in the bottom part of the league last year in offense...what have they done to improve that? Defensively, both teams have solid defenses. Miami's could be on the verge of dominant. Koa Misi was easily the best LB on the unit last year but he doesn't get the press. Wake will get two sacks, write it down. This is going to be a defensive struggle decided by ST's and turnovers. Miami will win 17-13.

    What have we done to improve our offense? We brought in a real coaching staff. Weeden, Richardson, Benjamin and Gordon (who sadly, you won't see) were all rookies last year. Little and Cameron second year players.

    You are in for a world of difference. I'm tickled that you are first up.

    Zombo

  • I seriously question the sanity of anyone who chooses Cleveland over Naples. I've been to both. They don't call it the "Mistake by the Lake" for nothing.

  • I think it's one of your homo's spelling I quoted.

    ooh boy, someone throw this guy a bone on verb conjugation

    @thrawn-lite said:

    ooh boy, someone throw this guy a bone on verb conjugation

    Another fag.

  • Zombo said:

    I'm a klansman because I live in Naples and speak English?

    Wow, you Miami morons seem a little over-sensitive.

    Maybe it's because you live in a shithole.

    Zombo

    You seem very fixated on skin color and language.

    Major sign of insecurity.

    I go to Naples all the time. Most boring place I've ever been.

    Although I am sure Cleveland would be right up there if I were ever forced to go.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    You seem very fixated on skin color and language.

    Major sign of insecurity.

    I go to Naples all the time. Most boring place I've ever been.

    Although I am sure Cleveland would be right up there if I were ever forced to go.

    I've never mentioned skin color. Naples is very diversified, they just happen to be educated people who speak the language and didn't just get off a boat.

    Zombo

  • Zombo...that was a long-winded way to say nothing. Richardson is a beast. If Miami contains him, they win the game. Weeden has no targets. Your offensive weapons, Richardson excepted, couldn't stretch their own groin let alone a real NFL defense. You might put together enough short drives for a few FGs. Wake is a freak. He'll introduce himself to Weeden early and often.

  • @thrawn-lite said:

    ooh boy, someone throw this guy a bone on verb conjugation

    Another fag.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Another fag.

    Big vocabulary there! That and your spelling prowess make me think the Browns aren't the only thing that are lousy in Cleveland.

  • @ski_money said:

    By the way I hail from Phinfever.com

    Feel free to pop over for some friendly banter 🙂

    Ski, please don't invite these folks over to our site. People who respond by bashing our "fag" logo because they have no substance are not welcome there.

    It is hard being a Browns fan, just like it is hard being a Dolphins fan. Neither franchise has done much lately.

    However, in Miami, if our football team sucks, our basketball team takes over (yes, that is a shot because we stole Lebron James from you).

    In Cleveland, every team sucks.

    And in Miami, if every team sucks, you still have beaches, clubs, and a whole bunch of other stuff to do.

    In Cleveland... you can be depressed about how crappy your city looks and how hard it is to get a job.

    I guess that's why they are too emotional to have an intelligent discussion about the game and resort to bashing our "fag" logo.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Ski, please don't invite these folks over to our site. People who respond by bashing our "fag" logo because they have no substance are not welcome there.

    It is hard being a Browns fan, just like it is hard being a Dolphins fan. Neither franchise has done much lately.

    However, in Miami, if our football team sucks, our basketball team takes over (yes, that is a shot because we stole Lebron James from you).

    In Cleveland, every team sucks.

    And in Miami, if every team sucks, you still have beaches, clubs, and a whole bunch of other stuff to do.

    In Cleveland... you can be depressed about how crappy your city looks and how hard it is to get a job.

    I guess that's why they are too emotional to have an intelligent discussion about the game and resort to bashing our "fag" logo.

    Are you kidding me???

    I was just in your town, and this is what Miami is....

    1. Everyone Hates the Marlins

    2. South Beach is OverRated

    3. Prices are stupid high

    4. Know body gives a shit about the Dolphins

    5. Biggest Bandwagon Heat fans I have ever seen. ( Quick Story I was at the Dolphin Mall in one of the Sports Stores wearing my Ohio State Jersey and the Guy said that we stole the National Championship from the Canes, and I said like the 2 NBA championships you stole away from the Cavs?? He said he would rather have the Canes National Champ than the Heats 2 rings.

    6. The only thing that everyone loves in Miami is the Canes that's it. Its a lot of flash for nothing, So don't give that Bullshit about Miami I am only 200 miles North of Miami and am there all the time. ( BTW Marlins Park is great, expect for that god awful thing in center field)

  • Zombo...that was a long-winded way to say nothing. Richardson is a beast. If Miami contains him, they win the game. Weeden has no targets. Your offensive weapons, Richardson excepted, couldn't stretch their own groin let alone a real NFL defense. You might put together enough short drives for a few FGs. Wake is a freak. He'll introduce himself to Weeden early and often.

    @thrawn-lite said:

    Weeden has no targets.

    That sounds dumb now, but it's going to really sound dumb around 4:00 PM Sunday.

    By the way ... Your offense is not scary at all. Brian Hartline has 6 TDs in 4 years ... he's one of your scary threats?

    OK, so Mike Wallace has one big play. What else are you going to do against our pressure?

    Zombo

  • Thus far I see nothing but hopeful predictions from these Miami fans. They think Wallace is a good receiver? Lmao....steelers let him walk in favor of Antonio brown. Joe Hayden knows his one trick and has quite a few games experience shutting him down.

    They've also quite a sorry offensive line. These are the idiots that thought long was on par with JT.

    Then they tell us our receivers are nobodies while filling out a roster with just the same.

    You jackwagons should stick to basketball, cause you really lack in football acumen. You're the new "dream team", and will suffer the same fate. Mark my words, Wallace is gonna quit on you in week 6.

  • Last year in total offense and defense

    Cleveland 25th

    Miami 27th

    Both QBs were rookies and posted similar numbers despite Tannehill missing several games. Miami actually finished higher than the Browns in the offensive rushing department. Defenses are again very similar with Cleveland getting the edge in rush defense and Miami getting the edge in pass defense. STs and turnovers will determine the game.

  • @thrawn-lite said:

    Weeden has no targets.

    That sounds dumb now, but it's going to really sound dumb around 4:00 PM Sunday.

    By the way ... Your offense is not scary at all. Brian Hartline has 6 TDs in 4 years ... he's one of your scary threats?

    OK, so Mike Wallace has one big play. What else are you going to do against our pressure?

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    That sounds dumb now, but it's going to really sound dumb around 4:00 PM Sunday.

    By the way ... Your offense is not scary at all. Brian Hartline has 6 TDs in 4 years ... he's one of your scary threats?

    OK, so Mike Wallace has one big play. What else are you going to do against our pressure?

    Zombo

    Hartline is a 4th year guy who needed a guy like Wallace to take the extra cover guy off of him. He still had a 1000yds last year despite seeing double coverage. Lamar Miller is a younger, faster version of Reggie Bush. Miami has upgraded. Cleveland stood pat.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Another fag.

    Big vocabulary there! That and your spelling prowess make me think the Browns aren't the only thing that are lousy in Cleveland.

    @thrawn-lite said:

    Big vocabulary there! That and your spelling prowess make me think the Browns aren't the only thing that are lousy in Cleveland.

    Don't worry daisy, your boyfriend will comfort you.