Dolphin Fans: A Bunch of Tools
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Wallace is gonna quit on you in week 6.
Maybe so, but not before he scores on the Browns...lol
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Big vocabulary there! That and your spelling prowess make me think the Browns aren't the only thing that are lousy in Cleveland.
Don't worry daisy, your boyfriend will comfort you.
Don't worry daisy, your boyfriend will comfort you.
Hey...just stay away from ledges and sharp objects on Monday
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QB - Tie
RB - Cle (for now)
FB - Nothing to write home, either side
TE - Ditto
WR1 - Mia
WR2 - Mia (proved over history on the same team FYI)
LT - Cle
LG - Mia
C - Mia
RG - Cle (sad to say)
RT - Mia
DE - Mia no contest (look at PFF numbers)
DT - Mia no contest (look at PFF numbers)
L/ROLB - Toss up... any given Sunday applies here
ILB/MLB - Mia
LCB - Mia
SS - Mia
FS - Eh... any given Sunday
RCB - ditto
I think we win
Jesus, if they were this good they would have been in the Super Bowl.
While I am unfamiliar with a lot of Miami's talent....I suggest a great deal of bias is at play here.
Just a simple example: You have Brent Grimes better than Joe Haden? Joe is one of the best 5 CBs in the game. Grimes was passed over by the Browns for Chris Owens.....who now sits on our second string.
And your RCB was let go by the Browns...in favor of the guy who now plays that position for us.
I am sure there are a lot of other problems here...but corrections will have to wait.
Jesus, if they were this good they would have been in the Super Bowl.
While I am unfamiliar with a lot of Miami's talent....I suggest a great deal of bias is at play here.
Just a simple example: You have Brent Grimes better than Joe Haden? Joe is one of the best 5 CBs in the game. Grimes was passed over by the Browns for Chris Owens.....who now sits on our second string.
And your RCB was let go by the Browns...in favor of the guy who now plays that position for us.
I am sure there are a lot of other problems here...but corrections will have to wait.
It's not that Miami is "that good", it's that Cleveland is "not that good". Both are 2nd place teams, edge Miami. And keep in mind Reggie Bush was jettisoned for Lamar Miller. And the Browns passing over Grimes just proves how inept the front office is in Ohio lol. It all comes down to firepower, and Miami just has more of it.
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All that Mike Wallace love... haha... Joe Haden has made a living of shutting him down the past 2 years...
Last year the one game when he was healthy he came up with 1 catch for 9 yards...
In 2011, in 2 games he came up with 5 catches for 68 yards...
0 TDs
Brian Harline vs. Buster Skrine will be a more interesting matchup. Sure, Hartline is a 1000 yd receiver, BUT 1/4 of those yards came in ONE game... which your team still lost...
This game is a wash in so many areas... Who is going to play better Tannehill or Weeden? Who is going to make the BIG play?
My guess... Miami fans will know who Travis Benjamin is by Sunday evening, Tannehill will get to know Jabaal Sheard pretty well, and Lamar Miller will see plenty of Phil Taylor, D'Qwell Jackson, and Anthyba Rubin...
Go Browns!!!
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The Dolphins are going to get their collective asses handed to them in a paper bag... a doggy bag at that. They are going to drag their beat up asses to the plane and hide in a corner crying and trying to come to grips with just being dominated 44 - 16. We are going to kill Tannehill, he might never be the same after the beating we put on his pansy ass. Your Offensive line is going to be smothered and beat to fuck. Your WR's might as well not even show up because I'd be surprised if Tanny can even see them with all the stars that will be in his eyes. Your fucking dead, and Richardson will stomp on your fucking hearts. This game will be over by halftime.
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This game is a wash in so many areas... Who is going to play better Tannehill or Weeden? Who is going to make the BIG play?
Wow a reasonable Browns Fan. I agree. I think both QBs will play within themselves and not try too much. I expect turnovers will be king. I think STs will play a factor. Field position will determine which team kicks the most FGs. Both Defenses are respectable.
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The Dolphins are going to get their collective asses handed to them in a paper bag... a doggy bag at that. They are going to drag their beat up asses to the plane and hide in a corner crying and trying to come to grips with just being dominated 44 - 16. We are going to kill Tannehill, he might never be the same after the beating we put on his pansy ass. Your Offensive line is going to be smothered and beat to fuck. Your WR's might as well not even show up because I'd be surprised if Tanny can even see them with all the stars that will be in his eyes. Your fucking dead, and Richardson will stomp on your fucking hearts. This game will be over by halftime.
ooh boy...another mensa candidate.
The Dolphins are going to get their collective asses handed to them in a paper bag... a doggy bag at that. They are going to drag their beat up asses to the plane and hide in a corner crying and trying to come to grips with just being dominated 44 - 16. We are going to kill Tannehill, he might never be the same after the beating we put on his pansy ass. Your Offensive line is going to be smothered and beat to fuck. Your WR's might as well not even show up because I'd be surprised if Tanny can even see them with all the stars that will be in his eyes. Your fucking dead, and Richardson will stomp on your fucking hearts. This game will be over by halftime.
Has your whole life been one big disappointment? Cuz your team sucks bro
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Jonathon Martin will be exposed come Sunday. Dez Bryant will tie him up like a pretzel. He is going to be educated on the ins and outs of AFC North football. Things are a little different in Cle this year. You are not in Buffalo or NJ facing the weak sister Jets.
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Both offenses are questionable...I agree. However, fins haven't an OL like the browns. Our defensive pressure is gonna terrorize Tanny....maybe not sacks, but hell be running for his life, tossing check downs all day.
I'd be worried about Patterson, cause we've witnessed his suckage. Problem for the phins is weeden will have time to throw. Meaning, browns have the personnel to minimize the rush, making passing effective.
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You know...on page 2 there is this fellow named Sheard....lol. Is this the fearsome guy you speak of? 7 whole sacks? ...wait...who is that at number 3....yeah that's right that is C Wake. "Weeden will have time to throw"...after Sunday he's going to flinch after throwing a towel in the lockerroom.
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You seem very fixated on skin color and language.
Major sign of insecurity.
I go to Naples all the time. Most boring place I've ever been.
Although I am sure Cleveland would be right up there if I were ever forced to go.
I've never mentioned skin color. Naples is very diversified, they just happen to be educated people who speak the language and didn't just get off a boat.
Zombo
Zombo said:
I've never mentioned skin color. Naples is very diversified, they just happen to be educated people who speak the language and didn't just get off a boat.
Zombo
Oh so it wasn't you that pointed out we have a white receiver. As if that somehow matters... by the way, Naples is full of Mexicans my friend. They didn't come off a boat because they can just walk across the river...
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Ski, please don't invite these folks over to our site. People who respond by bashing our "fag" logo because they have no substance are not welcome there.
It is hard being a Browns fan, just like it is hard being a Dolphins fan. Neither franchise has done much lately.
However, in Miami, if our football team sucks, our basketball team takes over (yes, that is a shot because we stole Lebron James from you).
In Cleveland, every team sucks.
And in Miami, if every team sucks, you still have beaches, clubs, and a whole bunch of other stuff to do.
In Cleveland... you can be depressed about how crappy your city looks and how hard it is to get a job.
I guess that's why they are too emotional to have an intelligent discussion about the game and resort to bashing our "fag" logo.
Are you kidding me???
I was just in your town, and this is what Miami is....
1. Everyone Hates the Marlins
2. South Beach is OverRated
3. Prices are stupid high
4. Know body gives a shit about the Dolphins
5. Biggest Bandwagon Heat fans I have ever seen. ( Quick Story I was at the Dolphin Mall in one of the Sports Stores wearing my Ohio State Jersey and the Guy said that we stole the National Championship from the Canes, and I said like the 2 NBA championships you stole away from the Cavs?? He said he would rather have the Canes National Champ than the Heats 2 rings.
6. The only thing that everyone loves in Miami is the Canes that's it. Its a lot of flash for nothing, So don't give that Bullshit about Miami I am only 200 miles North of Miami and am there all the time. ( BTW Marlins Park is great, expect for that god awful thing in center field)
Are you kidding me???
I was just in your town, and this is what Miami is....
1. Everyone Hates the Marlins
2. South Beach is OverRated
3. Prices are stupid high
4. Know body gives a shit about the Dolphins
5. Biggest Bandwagon Heat fans I have ever seen. ( Quick Story I was at the Dolphin Mall in one of the Sports Stores wearing my Ohio State Jersey and the Guy said that we stole the National Championship from the Canes, and I said like the 2 NBA championships you stole away from the Cavs?? He said he would rather have the Canes National Champ than the Heats 2 rings.
6. The only thing that everyone loves in Miami is the Canes that's it. Its a lot of flash for nothing, So don't give that Bullshit about Miami I am only 200 miles North of Miami and am there all the time. ( BTW Marlins Park is great, expect for that god awful thing in center field)
Yeah Tampa... great place. What's the curfew in Ybor City now... like 3pm?
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All that Mike Wallace love... haha... Joe Haden has made a living of shutting him down the past 2 years...
Last year the one game when he was healthy he came up with 1 catch for 9 yards...
In 2011, in 2 games he came up with 5 catches for 68 yards...
0 TDs
Brian Harline vs. Buster Skrine will be a more interesting matchup. Sure, Hartline is a 1000 yd receiver, BUT 1/4 of those yards came in ONE game... which your team still lost...
This game is a wash in so many areas... Who is going to play better Tannehill or Weeden? Who is going to make the BIG play?
My guess... Miami fans will know who Travis Benjamin is by Sunday evening, Tannehill will get to know Jabaal Sheard pretty well, and Lamar Miller will see plenty of Phil Taylor, D'Qwell Jackson, and Anthyba Rubin...
Go Browns!!!
All that Mike Wallace love... haha... Joe Haden has made a living of shutting him down the past 2 years...
Last year the one game when he was healthy he came up with 1 catch for 9 yards...
In 2011, in 2 games he came up with 5 catches for 68 yards...
0 TDs
Brian Harline vs. Buster Skrine will be a more interesting matchup. Sure, Hartline is a 1000 yd receiver, BUT 1/4 of those yards came in ONE game... which your team still lost...
This game is a wash in so many areas... Who is going to play better Tannehill or Weeden? Who is going to make the BIG play?
My guess... Miami fans will know who Travis Benjamin is by Sunday evening, Tannehill will get to know Jabaal Sheard pretty well, and Lamar Miller will see plenty of Phil Taylor, D'Qwell Jackson, and Anthyba Rubin...
Go Browns!!!
You idiots keep mentioning that we'll find out who Travis Benjamin is... hello morons... HE PLAYED AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI...
We know who he is.
A back up.
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you couldn't pay me to go to miami or anywhere south of NC. bunch of stoopid stinkin shine-guzzlin jibber jabbers.
who ever heard of flying cockroaches bigger than a cat?
haitians cubans.......castro and co. couldn't wait to get rid of that filth that filled his prisons and now they are featured every week on a show called 'the first 48'. between the cubans and PR cops i'm surprised they have the intelligence to solve a crime let alone rub 2 sticks together to start a fire.
you can have your beach and shove it up your ass. nothing like seeing a big fat hairy speedo wearing brown skin non english speaking queef stand up with a sandy crack. i'll take snow mobiles and blondes any day over those fat assed welfare kid dumpers. if the US was smart they'd fly over florida, miss and alabama and drop chemical castration gas over those shit holes every nite.
hell even a friend of mine who IS a dolphins fan says the new logo sucks. you guys just won't admit it.
and as far as the game is concerned (yeah we want to be detroit when it comes to football) did you see our offensive weapons when we played them a couple of weeks ago?
if not you'll see them this sunday, and you'll remember it for the rest of the year. cuz i'll make it my point to drop in on your fish-fag website and remind you of it every chance i get. -
Zombo said:
I've never mentioned skin color. Naples is very diversified, they just happen to be educated people who speak the language and didn't just get off a boat.
Zombo
Oh so it wasn't you that pointed out we have a white receiver. As if that somehow matters... by the way, Naples is full of Mexicans my friend. They didn't come off a boat because they can just walk across the river...
Oh so it wasn't you that pointed out we have a white receiver. As if that somehow matters... by the way, Naples is full of Mexicans my friend. They didn't come off a boat because they can just walk across the river...
What river ... the Everglades?
Zombo
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you couldn't pay me to go to miami or anywhere south of NC. bunch of stoopid stinkin shine-guzzlin jibber jabbers.
who ever heard of flying cockroaches bigger than a cat?
haitians cubans.......castro and co. couldn't wait to get rid of that filth that filled his prisons and now they are featured every week on a show called 'the first 48'. between the cubans and PR cops i'm surprised they have the intelligence to solve a crime let alone rub 2 sticks together to start a fire.
you can have your beach and shove it up your ass. nothing like seeing a big fat hairy speedo wearing brown skin non english speaking queef stand up with a sandy crack. i'll take snow mobiles and blondes any day over those fat assed welfare kid dumpers. if the US was smart they'd fly over florida, miss and alabama and drop chemical castration gas over those shit holes every nite.
hell even a friend of mine who IS a dolphins fan says the new logo sucks. you guys just won't admit it.
and as far as the game is concerned (yeah we want to be detroit when it comes to football) did you see our offensive weapons when we played them a couple of weeks ago?
if not you'll see them this sunday, and you'll remember it for the rest of the year. cuz i'll make it my point to drop in on your fish-fag website and remind you of it every chance i get.you couldn't pay me to go to miami or anywhere south of NC. bunch of stoopid stinkin shine-guzzlin jibber jabbers.
haitians cubans.......castro and co. couldn't wait to get rid of that filth that filled his prisons and now they are featured every week on a show called 'the first 48'. between the cubans and PR cops i'm surprised they have the intelligence to solve a crime let alone rub 2 sticks together to start a fire.
you can have your beach and shove it up your ass. nothing like seeing a big fat hairy speedo wearing brown skin non english speaking queef stand up with a sandy crack. i'll take snow mobiles and blondes any day over those fat assed welfare kid dumpers. if the US was smart they'd fly over florida, miss and alabama and drop chemical castration gas over those shit holes every nite.
You have obviously NEVER been to Florida. You ever read the chart on the angriest cities in America cupcake? Yours truly is in the top 5. Hmm...refer to the username. LOL.
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I have no clue why fans argue and talk shit about the cities in America the teams represent instead of the actual teams themselves but anyway...
Us Browns fans are a tad excited and over eager. The offense and its effectiveness will be impacted by Gordons absence, but I must note that the WR core as of right now is not bad at all, in fact Greg Little and Bess are fine targets...its just Weeden. If Weeden plays with the potential we saw in the first couple preseason games, then the offense will be fine. Cameron is a great target also, along with T rich. Offense should be ok.
And seriously, we cannot hype the coaching staff enough. This is the biggest upgrade for Cleveland this year, competent coaching. So watch out, the Browns may not win 11 games but they WILL be significantly improved all around. Guaranteed, thats why we are so excited for Sunday,
Browns 20 dolphins 16
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Oh so it wasn't you that pointed out we have a white receiver. As if that somehow matters... by the way, Naples is full of Mexicans my friend. They didn't come off a boat because they can just walk across the river...
What river ... the Everglades?
Zombo
I think what our fine tuna of the sea friend was trying to say is that mexicans come from cuba...Zombo said:
What river ... the Everglades?
Zombo
Or else he has no clue what he is saying because no one mentioned mexicans in napels.
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you couldn't pay me to go to miami or anywhere south of NC. bunch of stoopid stinkin shine-guzzlin jibber jabbers.
who ever heard of flying cockroaches bigger than a cat?
haitians cubans.......castro and co. couldn't wait to get rid of that filth that filled his prisons and now they are featured every week on a show called 'the first 48'. between the cubans and PR cops i'm surprised they have the intelligence to solve a crime let alone rub 2 sticks together to start a fire.
you can have your beach and shove it up your ass. nothing like seeing a big fat hairy speedo wearing brown skin non english speaking queef stand up with a sandy crack. i'll take snow mobiles and blondes any day over those fat assed welfare kid dumpers. if the US was smart they'd fly over florida, miss and alabama and drop chemical castration gas over those shit holes every nite.
hell even a friend of mine who IS a dolphins fan says the new logo sucks. you guys just won't admit it.
and as far as the game is concerned (yeah we want to be detroit when it comes to football) did you see our offensive weapons when we played them a couple of weeks ago?
if not you'll see them this sunday, and you'll remember it for the rest of the year. cuz i'll make it my point to drop in on your fish-fag website and remind you of it every chance i get.you couldn't pay me to go to miami or anywhere south of NC. bunch of stoopid stinkin shine-guzzlin jibber jabbers.
who ever heard of flying cockroaches bigger than a cat?
haitians cubans.......castro and co. couldn't wait to get rid of that filth that filled his prisons and now they are featured every week on a show called 'the first 48'. between the cubans and PR cops i'm surprised they have the intelligence to solve a crime let alone rub 2 sticks together to start a fire.
you can have your beach and shove it up your ass. nothing like seeing a big fat hairy speedo wearing brown skin non english speaking queef stand up with a sandy crack. i'll take snow mobiles and blondes any day over those fat assed welfare kid dumpers. if the US was smart they'd fly over florida, miss and alabama and drop chemical castration gas over those shit holes every nite.
hell even a friend of mine who IS a dolphins fan says the new logo sucks. you guys just won't admit it.
and as far as the game is concerned (yeah we want to be detroit when it comes to football) did you see our offensive weapons when we played them a couple of weeks ago?
if not you'll see them this sunday, and you'll remember it for the rest of the year. cuz i'll make it my point to drop in on your fish-fag website and remind you of it every chance i get.
You couldn't pay me to go to New York seeing as how most of my money would be taken by the government anyway...
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Oh so it wasn't you that pointed out we have a white receiver. As if that somehow matters... by the way, Naples is full of Mexicans my friend. They didn't come off a boat because they can just walk across the river...
What river ... the Everglades?
Zombo
Zombo said:
What river ... the Everglades?
Zombo
Guess geography isn't a strong suit for Turds fans.
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