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  • @suicidal-in-cleveland said:




    You have obviously NEVER been to Florida. You ever read the chart on the angriest cities in America cupcake? Yours truly is in the top 5. Hmm...refer to the username. LOL.

    NYC angry? no not really? my user name is irrelevant but yes toxic is part of it. a stage name from a punk band in the late 70's. (you wouldn't know about the 70's, prob not even the 80's, so i won't even go there with you yellow shitter).

    does it cost a fortune to live here? yeah. don't be hatin.

    sorry flippin burgers at the jack-in-the-box isn't putting you on the right path pimple dick. but if you're lucky you can 'move-on up".....to a double wide trailer. just remember NOT to get flood or hurricane insurance this next go round. we could use a lot less people sucking off america's tit.

    @miktoxic said:

    NYC angry? no not really? my user name is irrelevant but yes toxic is part of it. a stage name from a punk band in the late 70's. (you wouldn't know about the 70's, prob not even the 80's, so i won't even go there with you yellow shitter).

    does it cost a fortune to live here? yeah. don't be hatin.

    sorry flippin burgers at the jack-in-the-box isn't putting you on the right path pimple dick. but if you're lucky you can 'move-on up".....to a double wide trailer. just remember NOT to get flood or hurricane insurance this next go round. we could use a lot less people sucking off america's tit.

    LMAO see, I trash off of legitimate facts, you know you have won when the other dude resorts to making up his own fantasies as to how he would LIKE to think I live life. We all know it isn't true, but keep dwelling in the fact that your city runs a damn hardcore history of failure. UMADBRO?

  • ...and lastly, Bess, at some point in the game is going to slap his dong across D Patterson's face. This is the first game I looking forward to watching 3rd downs. He is that bad, and Bess is pretty good.

    @naplesbrowns420 said:

    ...and lastly, Bess, at some point in the game is going to slap his dong across D Patterson's face. This is the first game I looking forward to watching 3rd downs. He is that bad, and Bess is pretty good.

    And I am sure you'd be singing the exact same song if Bess still remained in Miami.

  • ...and Patterson was on our team...fuck yeah. He sucks!

  • ...and lastly, Bess, at some point in the game is going to slap his dong across D Patterson's face. This is the first game I looking forward to watching 3rd downs. He is that bad, and Bess is pretty good.

    The Browns got Bess for a song. What the hell were the fish thinking? Is Phil Savage in Miami now? As long as things don't melt down at QB he (bess) should have a decent season.

    @naplesbrowns420 said:

    ...and lastly, Bess, at some point in the game is going to slap his dong across D Patterson's face. This is the first game I looking forward to watching 3rd downs. He is that bad, and Bess is pretty good.

  • I always thought he was their hardest working receiver. Thrilled he's on our team.

  • Realistically, with Little and Bess as our 2 and 3, and Gordon as 1, I love our squad! Granted Gordon is not playing, but when have we had a receiving corp where our 4th wr is Benji? I like the way things are looking for us. Not proven yet, but I think we are going to be shockingly effective.

  • Skill wise the Browns receiving corp is heads and shoulders about what was here with mang and shur. For a change, they are getting some good coaching from Embree and Turner. The first team offense in preseason looked daunting at times

  • @miktoxic said:

    NYC angry? no not really? my user name is irrelevant but yes toxic is part of it. a stage name from a punk band in the late 70's. (you wouldn't know about the 70's, prob not even the 80's, so i won't even go there with you yellow shitter).

    does it cost a fortune to live here? yeah. don't be hatin.

    sorry flippin burgers at the jack-in-the-box isn't putting you on the right path pimple dick. but if you're lucky you can 'move-on up".....to a double wide trailer. just remember NOT to get flood or hurricane insurance this next go round. we could use a lot less people sucking off america's tit.

    LMAO see, I trash off of legitimate facts, you know you have won when the other dude resorts to making up his own fantasies as to how he would LIKE to think I live life. We all know it isn't true, but keep dwelling in the fact that your city runs a damn hardcore history of failure. UMADBRO?

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    LMAO see, I trash off of legitimate facts, you know you have won when the other dude resorts to making up his own fantasies as to how he would LIKE to think I live life. We all know it isn't true, but keep dwelling in the fact that your city runs a damn hardcore history of failure. UMADBRO?

    He must be close or you wouldn't have responded..
  • @simpleman5786 said:

    back stabbing bball players (LeChoke). The way people in drive in Miami is ridiculous...makes

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

  • it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

  • Tampa Bays fans were a lot more lively than this group.

  • it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

  • @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    @slowburn said:

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    LOL baseball??? I'd rather watch paint dry. Literally. I wouldn't go to a Marlins' game for free. It doesn't make me a "bandwagon, fairweather " or just straight up "bad" fan, I just hate the sport. This is why I laughed at the post on this thread earlier about some genius saying he met a guy in Miami who said he would take the Cane's 5 national championships over the Heat's last 2 any day, and labeled him as a "bandwagon" fan because of it. Ever think that the guy likes one team/sport more than the other? I'm a Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and Florida Panthers fan, but I don't like the Marlins, that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

  • But technically speaking, isn't the entire, like sixty mile wide thing that runs through the swamp, in fact, a river? I think I remember learning that in school here, and asking why it isn't just called a swamp.

    @naplesbrowns420 said:

    But technically speaking, isn't the entire, like sixty mile wide thing that runs through the swamp, in fact, a river? I think I remember learning that in school here, and asking why it isn't just called a swamp.

    The "Mexicans" must have to step on the alligators backs while they are walking across that 60 mile wide river.

    Z

  • Mike Wallace career stats vs Cleveland Browns

    7 games 16 rec 333 yards 2 TDs

    Nothing spectacular, if you ask me. Based on averages, he'd be looking at around 2 catch, 45 yard day.

    Take out his 2010 season, however, and his stats against Cleveland are a little different.

    5 games 10 rec 138 yards 0 TD

    Keep in mind, he was paired up with Santonio Holmes in 2009 and Hines Ward in 2010 as well as 2011. He doesn't have that luxury in Miami. He's going to be opposite Brian Hartline and...well... that's really it. He'll be their #1 threat.

    Mike Wallace as a primary threat vs Cleveland? Not so pretty.

    1 game 1 reception 9 yards 0 TD

    And remember, this is with a future HOF QB throwing to him and on a team with a hell of a lot more talent, experience and football knowledge than Miami currently has employed.

    So, respectfully, I'd have to disagree with those stating that Wallace is going to have a big game against Cleveland. Historically speaking, it hasn't happened.

    That said, anything can happen on any given Sunday. Even Jamie Foxx can be a great QB.

  • @slowburn said:

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    LOL baseball??? I'd rather watch paint dry. Literally. I wouldn't go to a Marlins' game for free. It doesn't make me a "bandwagon, fairweather " or just straight up "bad" fan, I just hate the sport. This is why I laughed at the post on this thread earlier about some genius saying he met a guy in Miami who said he would take the Cane's 5 national championships over the Heat's last 2 any day, and labeled him as a "bandwagon" fan because of it. Ever think that the guy likes one team/sport more than the other? I'm a Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and Florida Panthers fan, but I don't like the Marlins, that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

    makes good sense to me. any team that wins you like. teams that don't you distance yourself from.

    sounds like you are not only a bandwagon fan but also a douchebag.

    talk to you in about 4 years when we play against your weak assed division again (minus the pats of course).

  • @miktoxic said:

    it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    @tampadawgs said:

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

  • @tampadawgs said:

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

    @hoorta said:

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

    and smart. he knew what was in store for him for the rest of his natural born life in prison. ass-raped, shanked and skinned alive.

    he took the easy way out.

    they should have just thrown him into general population day one........we wouldn't have had to wait a month to hear of his demise.

    let him burn in hell.

  • Well, this thread got slightly hijacked!

  • Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!