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  • @miktoxic said:

    NYC angry? no not really? my user name is irrelevant but yes toxic is part of it. a stage name from a punk band in the late 70's. (you wouldn't know about the 70's, prob not even the 80's, so i won't even go there with you yellow shitter).

    does it cost a fortune to live here? yeah. don't be hatin.

    sorry flippin burgers at the jack-in-the-box isn't putting you on the right path pimple dick. but if you're lucky you can 'move-on up".....to a double wide trailer. just remember NOT to get flood or hurricane insurance this next go round. we could use a lot less people sucking off america's tit.

    LMAO see, I trash off of legitimate facts, you know you have won when the other dude resorts to making up his own fantasies as to how he would LIKE to think I live life. We all know it isn't true, but keep dwelling in the fact that your city runs a damn hardcore history of failure. UMADBRO?

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    LMAO see, I trash off of legitimate facts, you know you have won when the other dude resorts to making up his own fantasies as to how he would LIKE to think I live life. We all know it isn't true, but keep dwelling in the fact that your city runs a damn hardcore history of failure. UMADBRO?

    He must be close or you wouldn't have responded..
  • @simpleman5786 said:

    back stabbing bball players (LeChoke). The way people in drive in Miami is ridiculous...makes

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

  • it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

  • Tampa Bays fans were a lot more lively than this group.

  • it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

  • @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dude must have "choked" his way to back to back NBA Finals MVPs while he left your team perennially competing for the NBA draft lottery year after year. It's a broken record. ALL of your teams suck, the city of Cleveland (even saying that name makes me want to laugh) has a whole never ending history of such biblical proportions of failure that it makes the Chicago Cubs look like the Pittsburgh Steelers, get over it. Oh, but thanks for LeBron!

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    @slowburn said:

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    LOL baseball??? I'd rather watch paint dry. Literally. I wouldn't go to a Marlins' game for free. It doesn't make me a "bandwagon, fairweather " or just straight up "bad" fan, I just hate the sport. This is why I laughed at the post on this thread earlier about some genius saying he met a guy in Miami who said he would take the Cane's 5 national championships over the Heat's last 2 any day, and labeled him as a "bandwagon" fan because of it. Ever think that the guy likes one team/sport more than the other? I'm a Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and Florida Panthers fan, but I don't like the Marlins, that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

  • But technically speaking, isn't the entire, like sixty mile wide thing that runs through the swamp, in fact, a river? I think I remember learning that in school here, and asking why it isn't just called a swamp.

    @naplesbrowns420 said:

    But technically speaking, isn't the entire, like sixty mile wide thing that runs through the swamp, in fact, a river? I think I remember learning that in school here, and asking why it isn't just called a swamp.

    The "Mexicans" must have to step on the alligators backs while they are walking across that 60 mile wide river.

    Z

  • Mike Wallace career stats vs Cleveland Browns

    7 games 16 rec 333 yards 2 TDs

    Nothing spectacular, if you ask me. Based on averages, he'd be looking at around 2 catch, 45 yard day.

    Take out his 2010 season, however, and his stats against Cleveland are a little different.

    5 games 10 rec 138 yards 0 TD

    Keep in mind, he was paired up with Santonio Holmes in 2009 and Hines Ward in 2010 as well as 2011. He doesn't have that luxury in Miami. He's going to be opposite Brian Hartline and...well... that's really it. He'll be their #1 threat.

    Mike Wallace as a primary threat vs Cleveland? Not so pretty.

    1 game 1 reception 9 yards 0 TD

    And remember, this is with a future HOF QB throwing to him and on a team with a hell of a lot more talent, experience and football knowledge than Miami currently has employed.

    So, respectfully, I'd have to disagree with those stating that Wallace is going to have a big game against Cleveland. Historically speaking, it hasn't happened.

    That said, anything can happen on any given Sunday. Even Jamie Foxx can be a great QB.

  • @slowburn said:

    you all can have LeBron for another season. He will return to play basketball in Cleveland after the Heat management begins their financial resuscitation.

    and how bout that baseball team in Miami? you really want to go there? really?

    LOL baseball??? I'd rather watch paint dry. Literally. I wouldn't go to a Marlins' game for free. It doesn't make me a "bandwagon, fairweather " or just straight up "bad" fan, I just hate the sport. This is why I laughed at the post on this thread earlier about some genius saying he met a guy in Miami who said he would take the Cane's 5 national championships over the Heat's last 2 any day, and labeled him as a "bandwagon" fan because of it. Ever think that the guy likes one team/sport more than the other? I'm a Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and Florida Panthers fan, but I don't like the Marlins, that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

    @suicidal-in-cleveland said:

    that must mean I'm a bandwagon fan. Hmmm....let's get some damn common sense up in here.

    makes good sense to me. any team that wins you like. teams that don't you distance yourself from.

    sounds like you are not only a bandwagon fan but also a douchebag.

    talk to you in about 4 years when we play against your weak assed division again (minus the pats of course).

  • @miktoxic said:

    it's the typical "hi cleveland fans! looking forward to this week's game. just hope for the best as i actually like the browns........blah, blah, blah bullshit. it happens every week from every other team's fans. all with good intentions (they say) but at soon as some negativity goes their way, it's flaming time.

    so i could care less who any of these guys are. meanwhile we all know they are choking their chickens to mylie cyrus or better yet justin beiber because that is where their fan base lies...in the teeny bopper age group.

    next week they'll be doing the same thing in the fins foe's forum, just baiting everybody to get them flaming across the internet.

    i could care less about the dolphins or their fans (except of course my 2 friends who are fin fans), the miami heat or their fans or anything florida related, hey some people like the heat and sand. i'll take trees and snow. the spring summer fall AND winter.

    how long does it take a beer to go warm in december in florida? how about up north? don't even need refrigeration, just stick em out the window or door.

    hey florida: where's casey anthony and george zimmerman right about now? or the oxy/crack heads who 'lost their daughter? i know where. still there. the only state where you can get away with murder and they rig elections on a daily basis.

    GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    @tampadawgs said:

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

  • @tampadawgs said:

    Well now dont get me wrong Love Cleveland, but when you say hey Florida Casey Anthony Etc Etc...Remember Cleveland had a a dude kidnap a chick for 22 yrs How the Fuck does that happen???? But yes Florida has some CRAZY SHIT happen all the time trust me!!! And yes it gets way to hot at times

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

    @hoorta said:

    Yeah, but he's dead now. 🙂

    and smart. he knew what was in store for him for the rest of his natural born life in prison. ass-raped, shanked and skinned alive.

    he took the easy way out.

    they should have just thrown him into general population day one........we wouldn't have had to wait a month to hear of his demise.

    let him burn in hell.

  • Well, this thread got slightly hijacked!

  • Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!

  • Jeff Foxwothy:

    If you talk a lot of s**t and your team has never been to a Super Bowl...

    You might be a Browns Fan!
  • @the-gipper said:

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Mike Wallace and Brian Hartline combined have accomplished more than Little, Benjamin and Cameron.

    Yea, they are long time veterans...and ours are 2d year guys. And Wallace ain't got BR throwing to him now...or Sanders/Emmanuel/Hines Ward to accompany him. again, talk to Steeler fan...they go on about how Wallace was addition by subtraction. The question of whether or not Wallace is a true #1 WR is still up for grabs.

    Let's not forget your other starting receiver, Davone Bess, who we dumped on you because the guy doesn't know what TDs or YAC are.

    But, apparently he knows what first downs are. I understand that he was pretty darn good at getting the first down on like 3rd and 7. That is what we need. We got other guys for YAC and TDs.

    And at least our QB doesn't turn the ball over at a record pace.

    You have no clue WTF you are talking about.

    Weeden has 14 TDs last year to 17 Ints.

    Tannehill had 12 TDs to 13 ints. Not an appreciable difference.

    (4 of BW3s ints were in his very first game, absent that, he is on the plus side)

    I guess fumbles don't count as turnovers in Poopland...

    @imminent-destruction said:

    I guess fumbles don't count as turnovers in Poopland...

    They count if anyone has any. To my knowledge Weeden had very few fumbles. And the Browns had a positive turnover ratio.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Miami U. Same as Kosar. What has that got to do with the price of a blow job in Mexico?

    Maybe people should think before posting that Miami fans wouldn't know who Travis Benjamin is.

    I know life is depressing in Cleveland, but try to follow along.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Maybe people should think before posting that Miami fans wouldn't know who Travis Benjamin is.

    I know life is depressing in Cleveland, but try to follow along.

    Based on your recent posts...yes, I do think it seems necessary to inform you of who is who on the Browns and where they come from.

  • @the-gipper said:

    This is to compare talent at each respective position. Is that concept beyond your intellectual level?

    It's a pretty stupid way to look at how teams match up.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to see how wide receivers match up with cornerbacks or how defensive linemen match up with offensive linemen?

    Also, did special teams get eliminated from the game of football? You didn't even bother taking that into consideration.

    Probably because your special teams were ranked bottom 3 last year...

    @imminent-destruction said:

    It's a pretty stupid way to look at how teams match up.

    Why? Because you are too stupid to follow the bouncing ball. Anyone here can talk about any subject they wish. If I want to compare position by position I will. If you don't like it, stick a Dolphin where the sun don't shine. You certainly have proven a big enough asshole to accomodate a full grown phish up there.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to see how wide receivers match up with cornerbacks or how defensive linemen match up with offensive linemen?

    Maybe...you are certainly welcome to discuss and analyze those matchups if it pleases you. Or is your thing just to bitch about what others do and never do anything yourself?

    Also, did special teams get eliminated from the game of football? You didn't even bother taking that into consideration.

    No, I didn't. So what? I can do what I want, or not do it.

    You want that done? You do it. No one has chains on you preventing it.

    Probably because your special teams were ranked bottom 3 last year...

    Prove it. Bring some statistics to the table. Actually, they may have been Top 5. Cribbs was in Top 5 in Kickoff returns.

  • Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!

    @ski_money said:

    Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!

    Yes, That is the end all. "Our guy sucks, but look at his wife!"

    Zombo

  • Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!

    @ski_money said:

    Ok... here's the end all be all!

    Our QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wife! FACT!

    ummm, our qb is a ginger. That isn't his fault, but in the eyes of attractive women, he could be Bill Gates and still be deemed unattractive. It is the law of gingers. Kinda like a guy that builds a million bridges but only sucks one cock, and he'll forever be known as a cocksucker; you know that one.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Jesus, if they were this good they would have been in the Super Bowl.

    While I am unfamiliar with a lot of Miami's talent....I suggest a great deal of bias is at play here.

    Just a simple example: You have Brent Grimes better than Joe Haden? Joe is one of the best 5 CBs in the game. Grimes was passed over by the Browns for Chris Owens.....who now sits on our second string.

    And your RCB was let go by the Browns...in favor of the guy who now plays that position for us.

    I am sure there are a lot of other problems here...but corrections will have to wait.

    Before his injury, Brent Grimes was a top 5 CB.

    Joe Haden is certain good as well, but I would argue that whoever Grimes is covering on the Browns side of the ball will have a hard time getting open, which I am sure the same could be said for Haden, who is also very good and not coming off a major injury.

    That being said, I don't see a lot to be scared of from the Browns wideouts, while Miami at least has a guy who can take it to the house if Cleveland slips up.

    I expect a close, defensive battle but Miami has the homerun hitter, even if he gets shut out most of the day, all it takes is one play.

    Also, don't look past Lamar Miller, who has very good vision, ability to change direction and open field speed.

    Gipper, I give you credit for being an island of reason in an ocean of madness. You seem like the only one here willing to have s discussion rather than resorting to infantile trash talking.

    @imminent-destruction said:

    Before his injury, Brent Grimes was a top 5 CB.

    "Was" is the operative term.

    Joe Haden is certain good as well, but I would argue that whoever Grimes is covering on the Browns side of the ball will have a hard time getting open, which I am sure the same could be said for Haden, who is also very good and not coming off a major injury.

    That being said, I don't see a lot to be scared of from the Browns wideouts, while Miami at least has a guy who can take it to the house if Cleveland slips up.

    Not having Gordon hurts. Benjamin is every bit as fast as Wallace....just not as experienced.

    I expect a close, defensive battle but Miami has the homerun hitter, even if he gets shut out most of the day, all it takes is one play.

    Also, don't look past Lamar Miller, who has very good vision, ability to change direction and open field speed.

    I don't think anyone is looking past him....its just that 32 out of 32 NFL GMs would not trade TR straight up for Miller. One of your brethren seemed to imply that they would.

    Gipper, I give you credit for being an island of reason in an ocean of madness. You seem like the only one here willing to have s discussion rather than resorting to infantile trash talking.

    I will engage in my share of it...if the mood strikes me.