The Browns Board was created on this date in 2003
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LOL !!
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My story is much the same as Zombo's and others. I can still remember the first night I signed on to AOL. It was the night of the 49ers vs. Chargers Super Bowl in January of 1995. The first thing I searched was Cleveland Browns and the second thing I searched was Alice Cooper. I immediately began posting on the Browns Grandstand board and the Alice Cooper board on the music forums. This was actually prior to the fiasco that the 1995 season became. I can remember a lot of optimism for the '95 team as we had a stellar defense in '94 and if not for Derrick Alexander's horrible case of dropsy in the AFC Championship we may well have beaten the Evil Empire in Slagsburgh and would have hosted the Chargers in Cleveland.
We spent the better part of 96, 97 and 98 on the Grandstand board crossing swords with a variety of numbskulls who reveled in the fact that they still had a team and we did not. There were no end of nimrods purporting to be 'lifelong' Squeeler fans, Infantile Rat fans who gloated endlessly, the leader of which was a facile twit named Adam who coerced approximately 6 Purple Abomination fans to wear diapers to the Browns vs. Flying Rats game in 1999. And then of course there were the sad sack Bunghole fans.......all 4 of them. One of which seems to have suddenly crawled out of his/its long dormant stage. Hopefully it grew some grey matter inside that pupae.
Browns fans are known for dedication, determination and loyalty but THIS particular group have exemplified these traits far more than any others I have come across. It has always been and always will be an honor to be a member of this elite group of fans. Cheers to all of you past and present!
Browns fans are known for dedication, determination and loyalty but THIS particular group have exemplified these traits far more than any others I have come across.
Browns fans are known for being miserable drunks, kidnapping women for sex, endlessly whining about how they're losing interest in a losing football team, and not paying off when they lose bets on the internet.
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Zombo said:
Wow ... Uma lives.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
Haha ... Uma ... greetings, it's been a ummm, a decade? Damn, we all have problems ...
Weird but Uma is one of us, chewed the same amount of megabytes ... he's sorta like the redheaded step-child franchise that he follows.
Always great to see old screen names though.
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Barry....ahhhhh....maybe that helps
Yep, Barry McBride. I came across his facebook account earlier today while combing Erocc's account. Great guy, I just hope that his "responsibility" to write and meet quota's didn't dim his fandom. That man could write!
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Happy Birthday, pinheads.
BTW, the feetball gods have assured me that the curse of the Nuevo Browns will continue until that deadbeat Furnier pays up on the bet he lost to me. (12-year old bottle of Lagavullin Scotch)
Hey nugget head! Did those wildfires drive you out of your dime store Veterinarian Clinic at 1313 and a half Infected Tick Boulevard in Thousand Oaks? Or perhaps in the last 10 years you procured for yourself a valid address?
BTW, I drank the HELL out of that Lagavullin after it was returned to me the SECOND time.
Hey nugget head! Did those wildfires drive you out of your dime store Veterinarian Clinic at 1313 and a half Infected Tick Boulevard in Thousand Oaks? Or perhaps in the last 10 years you procured for yourself a valid address?
Only a Brown fan would be so stupid to craft an excuse about why he couldn't pay his debts, for years, due to his feeble inability to mail a simple package.
BTW, I drank the HELL out of that Lagavullin after it was returned to me the SECOND time.
I'm guessing you never bothered to buy the bottle in the first place due to the fact that you're dirt poor, stupid, and a bit of a liar.
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The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
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The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
Zombo said:
The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
.....and I was there! Bledsoe vs. Testaverde. Parcells vs. Belichick. I'm ready for another!
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Zombo said:
The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
.....and I was there! Bledsoe vs. Testaverde. Parcells vs. Belichick. I'm ready for another!
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Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
Haha ... Uma ... greetings, it's been a ummm, a decade? Damn, we all have problems ...
Weird but Uma is one of us, chewed the same amount of megabytes ... he's sorta like the redheaded step-child franchise that he follows.
Always great to see old screen names though.
Haha ... Uma ... greetings, it's been a ummm, a decade? Damn, we all have problems ...
Weird but Uma is one of us, chewed the same amount of megabytes ... he's sorta like the redheaded step-child franchise that he follows.
Always great to see old screen names though.
There ya go.
Good to hear from you, and again....happy birthday, pinhead.
Truth be told, I'm very proud of you guys for hanging in there when weaker but smarter people would have folded their tent years ago.
Or at least that's what so many of you kept telling me all those years ago during the Bengals darkest decade.
You could even say that I'm living proof that each of you can make it through these dark years if you keep leaning on the friendships you've formed with the other losers who surround you.
Seriously, you can do this.
In fact, by my calculations Brownie nation has already made it nearly half way through your curse.
Just 14 or 15 more years to go.
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Hey nugget head! Did those wildfires drive you out of your dime store Veterinarian Clinic at 1313 and a half Infected Tick Boulevard in Thousand Oaks? Or perhaps in the last 10 years you procured for yourself a valid address?
Only a Brown fan would be so stupid to craft an excuse about why he couldn't pay his debts, for years, due to his feeble inability to mail a simple package.
BTW, I drank the HELL out of that Lagavullin after it was returned to me the SECOND time.
I'm guessing you never bothered to buy the bottle in the first place due to the fact that you're dirt poor, stupid, and a bit of a liar.
Only a Brown fan would be so stupid to craft an excuse about why he couldn't pay his debts, for years, due to his feeble inability to mail a simple package.
I'm guessing you never bothered to buy the bottle in the first place due to the fact that you're dirt poor, stupid, and a bit of a liar.
Well there you go guessing again. I have purchased exactly one bottle of that swill in my life. It traveled approximately 8,700 miles before it was consumed. I have to tell you for the price it really was rather pedestrian. Apparently the gantry shed you call a home is unknown to the civilized world that is easily serviced by the the likes of the USPS , UPS, FedEx and their ilk. As for your personal assessment of my standing one must consider the source. A Jeff Goldblum worshiping, flea dipping fan of Ohio's red headed step children. After 10 years in absentia your 2 cents have still not matured to their full value.
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The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
Zombo said:
The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
Did you know that in the near future all Clevelanders will grow eyes on the back of their pinheads to make looking backwards easier?
Anthropologists are already calling the result of this future evolution...Homo Gipperman.
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Only a Brown fan would be so stupid to craft an excuse about why he couldn't pay his debts, for years, due to his feeble inability to mail a simple package.
I'm guessing you never bothered to buy the bottle in the first place due to the fact that you're dirt poor, stupid, and a bit of a liar.
Well there you go guessing again. I have purchased exactly one bottle of that swill in my life. It traveled approximately 8,700 miles before it was consumed. I have to tell you for the price it really was rather pedestrian. Apparently the gantry shed you call a home is unknown to the civilized world that is easily serviced by the the likes of the USPS , UPS, FedEx and their ilk. As for your personal assessment of my standing one must consider the source. A Jeff Goldblum worshiping, flea dipping fan of Ohio's red headed step children. After 10 years in absentia your 2 cents have still not matured to their full value.
Well there you go guessing again. I have purchased exactly one bottle of that swill in my life. It traveled approximately 8,700 miles before it was consumed. I have to tell you for the price it really was rather pedestrian. Apparently the gantry shed you call a home is unknown to the civilized world that is easily serviced by the the likes of the USPS , UPS, FedEx and their ilk. As for your personal assessment of my standing one must consider the source. A Jeff Goldblum worshiping, flea dipping fan of Ohio's red headed step children. After 10 years in absentia your 2 cents have still not matured to their full value.
Be nice. I deliberately picked an inexpensive brand after learning how poor you are.
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Yep, Barry McBride. I came across his facebook account earlier today while combing Erocc's account. Great guy, I just hope that his "responsibility" to write and meet quota's didn't dim his fandom. That man could write!
Not only could he write, he was one of the top three, if not the top (in the Dark Years)- Baltomoron troll basher I've ever seen- only BeesIndy and maybe a couple others were in his league.
Speaking of Baltomoron trolls- seems they're laying low this week after Manning & the Donkeys put a whuppin' on them.
Now that Uma has resurfaced, all we need is the return of Lumbergh, and this would about make my week.
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Zombo said:
Wow ... Uma lives.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
Just because the team is pathetic does not mean the fan base is. Frustrated, yes.
I am not that familiar with you....but I am going to make a guess that you are a freaking FRAK.
Others here that do know you can verify that, or not.
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
Is that what your attitude is really all about? That you didn't get your booze and fags? (yes, my mother was English and she called her smokes fags).
Just go get some MD 20/20 and some cigarillos and get the fuck over it.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
So? You say you are a Bengal fan? And you say the Browns are irrelevent? I guess I have to admire the dry wit and chutzpah it takes to make that statement. (and yes, Browns fans do stay together.....which I believe would be either anomolous or anathamatic to Bengal fans)
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Just play The Ballad of Dwight Fry (appropriate for a Bengal fan that must live in that asylum), have a snifter of Bombay Sapphire...and move on with your life.
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Andy Dalton will never cross over from "good" to "great" and that's never gonna be enough.
What would a Browns fan know about great quarterbacking?
Or even good quarterbacking for that matter.
Hell, the only Clevelander who currently knows how to fling a ball around is Bernies pornstar daughter.
What would a Browns fan know about great quarterbacking?
Or even good quarterbacking for that matter.
Hell, the only Clevelander who currently knows how to fling a ball around is Bernies pornstar daughter.
The greatest QB ever played for the Browns....in terms of winning. But yes, it was long ago.
In Browns history they have had the likes of OG, Ryan, Sipe, Bernie.
I personally don't think the Bengals have ever had a QB as good as any of those 4.
Anderson and Esiason? At best it is debatable.
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Zombo said:
The last time a professional football team from the State of Ohio won a playoff game:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010cle.htm
New Years Day, 1995.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Zombo
Did you know that in the near future all Clevelanders will grow eyes on the back of their pinheads to make looking backwards easier?
Anthropologists are already calling the result of this future evolution...Homo Gipperman.
Did you know that in the near future all Clevelanders will grow eyes on the back of their pinheads to make looking backwards easier?
Anthropologists are already calling the result of this future evolution...Homo Gipperman.
I get it. The Bengals have no history worth looking back on. Nevertheless, though many of my football history lessons certainly do involve my team, the Browns, I do give vast amounts of time and space to the history of the rest of the league. A true fan has an interest in the history of the league. I am just sorry for you that the Bengals and their fans have had little or no room to participate.
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Not only do I live, I come in peace....mostly.
After all, who but the most cruel amongst us could wish further harm on a fanbase as pathetic as this one has become?
Just because the team is pathetic does not mean the fan base is. Frustrated, yes.
I am not that familiar with you....but I am going to make a guess that you are a freaking FRAK.
Others here that do know you can verify that, or not.
It's only funny because it's true.
Besides, it's not like I didn't try to warn you about what you'd become.
That being, a fake team without a soul forced to wander about in obscurity until your bad karma is addressed and corrected with offerings of scotch liquids and cigars.
Is that what your attitude is really all about? That you didn't get your booze and fags? (yes, my mother was English and she called her smokes fags).
Just go get some MD 20/20 and some cigarillos and get the fuck over it.
BTW, I found this board about seven years ago when a Bengal fan e-mailed the site address to me along with a few notes about how happy he'd be to see our hostilities resumed.
I happily declined the invitiation for more bloodshed, mostly because your team isn't relevant at all. However, I've lurked the site ever since, and despite my hatred for all things Brownie I have to admit I've grown to respect the way you losers have stuck together.
So? You say you are a Bengal fan? And you say the Browns are irrelevent? I guess I have to admire the dry wit and chutzpah it takes to make that statement. (and yes, Browns fans do stay together.....which I believe would be either anomolous or anathamatic to Bengal fans)
I'd even raise a toast in your honor of your birthday if that bastard Furnier had paid off his bet.
Just play The Ballad of Dwight Fry (appropriate for a Bengal fan that must live in that asylum), have a snifter of Bombay Sapphire...and move on with your life.
I am not that familiar with you....but I am going to make a guess that you are a freaking FRAK.
Others here that do know you can verify that, or not.
Memory is a tricky thing for some of you. For example, all you seem capable of writing about is that day back in 1967 when Frank Ryan followed you into the bathroom and signed you program. That, or constantly reminding downtrodden Brownie youngsters about musty days from yesteryear, as if reading some trivial bullshit on a printed page or computer screen is enough to make them forget the miserable history of Cleveland football they've witnessed since their births. Fact is, no matter how often you point to a past filled with glory most of the fans here can't screw up much excitement when reading about the results of football games their grandfathers watched.
But it's all you've got, right?
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I am not that familiar with you....but I am going to make a guess that you are a freaking FRAK.
Others here that do know you can verify that, or not.
Memory is a tricky thing for some of you. For example, all you seem capable of writing about is that day back in 1967 when Frank Ryan followed you into the bathroom and signed you program. That, or constantly reminding downtrodden Brownie youngsters about musty days from yesteryear, as if reading some trivial bullshit on a printed page or computer screen is enough to make them forget the miserable history of Cleveland football they've witnessed since their births. Fact is, no matter how often you point to a past filled with glory most of the fans here can't screw up much excitement when reading about the results of football games their grandfathers watched.
But it's all you've got, right?
Memory is a tricky thing for some of you. For example, all you seem capable of writing about is that day back in 1967 when Frank Ryan followed you into the bathroom and signed you program. That, or constantly reminding downtrodden Brownie youngsters about musty days from yesteryear, as if reading some trivial bullshit on a printed page or computer screen is enough to make them forget the miserable history of Cleveland football they've witnessed since their births. Fact is, no matter how often you point to a past filled with glory most of the fans here can't screw up much excitement when reading about the results of football games their grandfathers watched.
But it's all you've got, right?
Is what you are saying is that most fans are not nostalgic...either that or they don't have the brains to think past their nose.
If that is the case, then you and I are more alike than those people
You are nostalgic for that night you never had drinking Furnier's booze. You can't stop talking about it.
Its, like, you should be a Raven fan...you keep repeating "Evermore" over that sop.
I guess I just have nostalgia for something a little more intersting.
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Did you know that in the near future all Clevelanders will grow eyes on the back of their pinheads to make looking backwards easier?
Anthropologists are already calling the result of this future evolution...Homo Gipperman.
I get it. The Bengals have no history worth looking back on. Nevertheless, though many of my football history lessons certainly do involve my team, the Browns, I do give vast amounts of time and space to the history of the rest of the league. A true fan has an interest in the history of the league. I am just sorry for you that the Bengals and their fans have had little or no room to participate.
I get it. The Bengals have no history worth looking back on.
No, you didn't get it. But then again you never do.
The Bengals have a present and a future. They've been to the playoffs in 3 of the last 4 years and it's a good bet they'll get there again this season. And who knows, if things fall in their favor they might even make it to their 3rd Super Bowl, a game no Brown team has ever qualified for.
As for Cleveland, beaten down fans like Zombo have already written off this season and are now clamoring for the team to start a backup QB soley because that journeyman player might be a better mentor for whatever 30-year old rookie you'll draft next year.
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Fucking cintucky fans. What hill did this dumb ass crawl from under. Took him 10 years to find his way back.
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