Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread

TypicalBrowns

Top Comedy Acts playing tonight at Cleveland night club

1. Jim Carrey

2. Steve Carell

3. Weedens Turnover Tape

Flyin J

Weeden can constantly be seen patting himself down, lookin for stuff on his person....he can never remember which pocket he put his keys in. His horrible pocket awareness isn't limited to football.

TypicalBrowns

Weeden helps Santas elves gather toys because of his experience with sacks.

TypicalBrowns

Weedens top recieving threat is a trio of rookies in the Jaguars secondary

DieHardBrownsFan

Stupid thread.

TypicalBrowns

Weeden has been safe and decent in 2nd half so far

TypicalBrowns

@diehardbrownsfan said:
Stupid thread.

You uh, didnt make a joke about Weeden. So dont waste thread space by criticizing threads

darren15

Weeden this week appeared on deal or no deal and when asked by Howie to select his case he said I am gonna pick 6

TypicalBrowns

@darren15 said:
Weeden this week appeared on deal or no deal and when asked by Howie to select his case he said I am gonna pick 6

Ahhh zing zing there ya go!

Weeden is the only one who can overthrow North Korea's leader

Flyin J

Perhaps we should give Weeden to Washington. Maybe he can overthrow everyone there also.

Richiswhere

UP YOUR FUCKING CUNTS BITCHES

miktoxic

@richiswhere said:
UP YOUR FUCKING CUNTS BITCHES

i hope you're talking to the FO that picked Retarded weeden.

yeah, wasn't it you and ghoulie say that holmgren was going to be the saviour of the browns.

shows how much you know, you old runny wrinkly turd.

fuck you!

koalabazooka

@typicalbrowns said:
Weeden helps Santas elves gather toys because of his experience with sacks.

Tis the season. An early holiday gift for the Jags...

LBC mike

I had my weeden/5th graders thread taken off. LOL. We should be able to bash Weeden today. freely. just saying

TypicalBrowns

Weeden gives up points like Haden gives up game changing touchdowns to a guy with the name cecil shorts. Fuck.

LBC mike

Cecil shorts sounds like a cartoon character or a 70's pimp name.

miktoxic

@lbc-mike said:
Cecil shorts sounds like a cartoon character or a 70's pimp name.

HA! LMAO!!

or a spike lee character.

djdawg2010

Let's put it this way! Weeden absolutely SUCKS, and IMO after this season should not be on an NFL field! However; I blame that fat ass from the previous regime for drafting this guy in the first place! In fact, the only move that they got right was taking the risk and drafting Gordon in the supplemental draft!

Zombo

I am sober now, unfortunately, but I have one more rant ....

On the safety, why the fuck did he kick the fucking ball out of the end zone instead of seeing who's around (no one yet but they were coming fast) picking it up and throwing it away?

We're up by one in the fourth quarter and he kicks a two pointer into our own goal.

If you are too much of a bitch to pick it up, then let Whitaker grab it and throw a block for him to see if he can get it out of the end zone.

That safety was a five point swing in a game we lost by four.

Fucking fuck.

Flyin J

Zombo said:

I am sober now, unfortunately, but I have one more rant ....

On the safety, why the fuck did he kick the fucking ball out of the end zone instead of seeing who's around (no one yet but they were coming fast) picking it up and throwing it away?

We're up by one in the fourth quarter and he kicks a two pointer into our own goal.

If you are too much of a bitch to pick it up, then let Whitaker grab it and throw a block for him to see if he can get it out of the end zone.

That safety was a five point swing in a game we lost by four.

Fucking fuck.

he's Weetarded. I have no doubt that if he tries to pick it up, he fucks that up and they get a TD there.