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  • @the-gipper said:

    I don't need protection against your minor league act.

    Those that know you best think otherwise.

    I remind you that on a messageboard filled to overflowing with tough guys your mods have already used their protective bubble twice...which seems like a lot on a board where you can actually say fuck and stuff.

    Truth is your own mods are treating you as if you were someone who can't defend himself.

    @umadogg said:

    Those that know you best think otherwise.

    I remind you that on a messageboard filled to overflowing with tough guys your mods have already used their protective bubble twice...which seems like a lot on a board where you can actually say fuck and stuff.

    Truth is your own mods are treating you as if you were someone who can't defend himself.

    I don't control them. Perhaps they see it as purely an act of mercifullness toward you.

  • @umadogg said:

    Isn't that exactly what you're guilty of?

    Truth is, right now you've got my asshole on your lips and fingertips, and you're not contributing a thing to the subject at hand.

    Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.

    He calls you an asshole because he doesn't have sufficient vocabulary to otherwise describe your felicitous fecundity of feculence.

    @the-gipper said:

    He calls you an asshole because he doesn't have sufficient vocabulary to otherwise describe your felicitous fecundity of feculence.

    Sounds to me like you think Ace is sorta stupid.

  • @the-gipper said:

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    This is where you read from some marketing guide about how Paul Brown once designed the above logo using the olive drab color to honor AAF crewmen, red to honor the Tuskeegee airman, black to honor P-61 crews, and a pair of wings to honor the 101st Airborne.

    @umadogg said:

    This is where you read from some marketing guide about how Paul Brown once designed the above logo using the olive drab color to honor AAF crewmen, red to honor the Tuskeegee airman, black to honor P-61 crews, and a pair of wings to honor the 101st Airborne.

    No, I just found this photo on line. The olive drab is the boy scouts color. The A appears to be the same as that used by the Third Army under Patton.

    If you read other things into it, congratulations. The more you identify with it, the more you can wear it with pride.

  • @the-gipper said:

    He calls you an asshole because he doesn't have sufficient vocabulary to otherwise describe your felicitous fecundity of feculence.

    Sounds to me like you think Ace is sorta stupid.

    @umadogg said:

    Sounds to me like you think Ace is sorta stupid.

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

  • @umadogg said:

    Those that know you best think otherwise.

    I remind you that on a messageboard filled to overflowing with tough guys your mods have already used their protective bubble twice...which seems like a lot on a board where you can actually say fuck and stuff.

    Truth is your own mods are treating you as if you were someone who can't defend himself.

    I don't control them. Perhaps they see it as purely an act of mercifullness toward you.

    @the-gipper said:

    I don't control them.

    No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.

    Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.

    Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.

  • @umadogg said:

    Sounds to me like you think Ace is sorta stupid.

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

    @the-gipper said:

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

    Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.

    That's more than you can claim.

  • @dste-ace said:

    Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole.

    Isn't that exactly what you're guilty of?

    Truth is, right now you've got my asshole on your lips and fingertips, and you're not contributing a thing to the subject at hand.

    Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.

    @umadogg said:

    Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.

    Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.

    @the-gipper said:

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

    Oh, I can spout creatively eloquent bullshit with the best of them. But in this particular case, I just

    thought it would be simpler to call an asshole an asshole. No need to probe deeply into Uma's inner

    psyche--his mommy didn't love him, his baby sitter forced him to do things he wasn't ready for, whatever.

    The end result is the same. He comes off as an asshole. And now he blames us for his assholeness.

  • @umadogg said:

    If you say it often enough Hoorta will surround you with a protective bubble, which I admit you actually do need.

    Besides, I'm not sure why you're mad at me for telling the truth.

    Gipper has been selling the same lie for years and Zombo just spent months convincing you guys that the Browns were better than the Jets, Vikings, or Jags.

    Myself, I've got way too much respect for you guys to lie to you like that.

    Not mad--just making an observation. Dude, you're an asshole. Has nothing to do with me loving the Browns. Giant asshole.

    Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole.

    And apparently you're proud of your assholery. No shame there--be the best asshole you can be. Maybe it's just a Cincitucky thing.

    I had the pleasure of attending the wild card play-in game at PNC Park back in October. Same thing there. Every Reds fan I

    encountered--every single one--left me walking away, shaking my head saying 'Jesus, what a fucking asshole.'

    I'm sure you're a hero over on the Bengals board as you congratulate yourself on your clever smack.

    Over here, though, you're just an asshole.

    @dste-ace said:

    Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole

    BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?

  • @the-gipper said:

    I don't control them.

    No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.

    Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.

    Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.

    @umadogg said:

    No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.

    Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.

    Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.

    I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble. When I see a challenge I will respond. Quite frankly since you are not in fact any kind of a challenge nor provide any amusement or entertainment perhaps you just bore Hoorta.

    So you are just boring and Larry is putting you out of your misery.

    (as in so many other matters you clearly have no insight to this fact)

  • @umadogg said:

    Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.

    Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.

    @the-gipper said:

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

    Oh, I can spout creatively eloquent bullshit with the best of them. But in this particular case, I just

    thought it would be simpler to call an asshole an asshole. No need to probe deeply into Uma's inner

    psyche--his mommy didn't love him, his baby sitter forced him to do things he wasn't ready for, whatever.

    The end result is the same. He comes off as an asshole. And now he blames us for his assholeness.

    @dste-ace said:

    Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.

    Sure, but if you truly don't care, as you claim, then the only reason for you to repeatedly post the same thing over and over is because you really enjoyed the free strokes you got from Mark O.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.

    Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.

    That's more than you can claim.

    @umadogg said:

    Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.

    That's more than you can claim.

    Everything I say is the honest truth. You just can't handle the truth...as the saying goes. Hell, I don't need to spin anything. I merely recitate facts and that apparently is far beyond your comprehension. No spin required.

  • @umadogg said:

    No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.

    Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.

    Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.

    I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble. When I see a challenge I will respond. Quite frankly since you are not in fact any kind of a challenge nor provide any amusement or entertainment perhaps you just bore Hoorta.

    So you are just boring and Larry is putting you out of your misery.

    (as in so many other matters you clearly have no insight to this fact)

    @the-gipper said:

    I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble.

    Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.

    A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.

    @the-gipper said:

    When I see a challenge I will respond.

    No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.

    @the-gipper said:

    .....perhaps you just bore Hoorta.

    More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.

  • @dste-ace said:

    Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole

    BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?

    @umadogg said:

    BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?

    You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing. Fully half the threads on this board are about the Browns despicable QB situation....which leads to the early draft discussions...about the Quarterback. In case you haven't figured it out, the NFL is a QB driven league. So what more important discussions is there?.

    What discussions would you want? More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.

    I suppose you want us to be sychophants and talk about how the Bengals are so great? Hell, you have 2 more games against the Rats and the Squibs. You could still lose this division. We will talk about those games some...when they come up on the schedule.

    I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want. See how much interest you garner.

  • @umadogg said:

    Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.

    That's more than you can claim.

    Everything I say is the honest truth. You just can't handle the truth...as the saying goes. Hell, I don't need to spin anything. I merely recitate facts and that apparently is far beyond your comprehension. No spin required.

    @the-gipper said:

    No spin required.

    Right.

    Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.

  • @the-gipper said:

    I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble.

    Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.

    A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.

    @the-gipper said:

    When I see a challenge I will respond.

    No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.

    @the-gipper said:

    .....perhaps you just bore Hoorta.

    More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.

    @umadogg said:

    Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.

    A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.

    Yea, that is your dodge eh? Any fact, any bit of truth is just a "marketing lie". I guess we could say that the entire existance of the Bengals is just a big marketing lie". It is as foolish an argument as I think I have ever seen here.

    No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.

    I didn't read it because I had already read it ad nauseum from you. I mean, you may be a dog and eat your own regurgitation. I am not.

    More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.

    Maybe you should ask Larry what he thinks of your opinion...and mine. Though I am sure he probably is bored to tears listening to one of us.

    (Ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack....the Bengals and Pete Rozelle?)

  • @the-gipper said:

    No spin required.

    Right.

    Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.

    @umadogg said:

    Right.

    Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.

    Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.

  • Browns helmets are beautiful! My dad is from Cincinnati, when I try to discuss browns football all he responds with is "the mistake by the lake."

    But seriously, you can't chat with people on the Bengals boars? Gotta creep here?

  • @umadogg said:

    BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?

    You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing. Fully half the threads on this board are about the Browns despicable QB situation....which leads to the early draft discussions...about the Quarterback. In case you haven't figured it out, the NFL is a QB driven league. So what more important discussions is there?.

    What discussions would you want? More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.

    I suppose you want us to be sychophants and talk about how the Bengals are so great? Hell, you have 2 more games against the Rats and the Squibs. You could still lose this division. We will talk about those games some...when they come up on the schedule.

    I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want. See how much interest you garner.

    @the-gipper said:

    You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing.

    Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.

    Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.

    @the-gipper said:

    What discussions would you want?

    How about the one you keep ducking?

    @the-gipper said:

    More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.

    That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.

    @the-gipper said:

    I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want.

    Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.

  • @umadogg said:

    Right.

    Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.

    Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.

    @the-gipper said:

    Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.

    Your history is that of a person who loves to repeat yourself ad infinitum if doing so allows you to claim some portion of an ancient feat accomplished by someone else. Simply addressing the FACT that all player, coaching, and ownership links were either severed completely or transferred to Baltimore doesn't allow you to do that. So instead you weave a tale built around how the Browns never moved the furniture out of their old offices and how they still play in uniforms that look like what the other team wore before they moved.

    In a bubble that's enough.

  • @the-gipper said:

    You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing.

    Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.

    Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.

    @the-gipper said:

    What discussions would you want?

    How about the one you keep ducking?

    @the-gipper said:

    More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.

    That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.

    @the-gipper said:

    I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want.

    Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.

    @umadogg said:

    Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.

    Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.

    But he was replaced by Campbell. And is Campbell healthy. If neither can play who does? Etc. etc. Yes, it is a little monotoneish

    How about the one you keep ducking?

    What? The one where you claim the Browns aren't the Browns, that they moved to Mars or Venus or somewhere that your brain can't follow.

    I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.

    Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.

    That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.

    No shit Sherlock. This is the Cleveland Browns Board. If the Cleveland Browns are not in the playoff, then we don't care as much about what the other teams are doing. There will obviously be some mention of it. (most of those threads being started by me).

    Explain why most here should care about who wins or loses in the playoffs? I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.

    Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.

    Well, if you want to be a chickenass no one can stop you. Or you can try it and see what happens.