Hello again Browns Fans!
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Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole.
Isn't that exactly what you're guilty of?
Truth is, right now you've got my asshole on your lips and fingertips, and you're not contributing a thing to the subject at hand.
Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.
Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.
Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.
Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.
Oh, I can spout creatively eloquent bullshit with the best of them. But in this particular case, I just
thought it would be simpler to call an asshole an asshole. No need to probe deeply into Uma's inner
psyche--his mommy didn't love him, his baby sitter forced him to do things he wasn't ready for, whatever.
The end result is the same. He comes off as an asshole. And now he blames us for his assholeness.
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If you say it often enough Hoorta will surround you with a protective bubble, which I admit you actually do need.
Besides, I'm not sure why you're mad at me for telling the truth.
Gipper has been selling the same lie for years and Zombo just spent months convincing you guys that the Browns were better than the Jets, Vikings, or Jags.
Myself, I've got way too much respect for you guys to lie to you like that.
Not mad--just making an observation. Dude, you're an asshole. Has nothing to do with me loving the Browns. Giant asshole.
Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole.
And apparently you're proud of your assholery. No shame there--be the best asshole you can be. Maybe it's just a Cincitucky thing.
I had the pleasure of attending the wild card play-in game at PNC Park back in October. Same thing there. Every Reds fan I
encountered--every single one--left me walking away, shaking my head saying 'Jesus, what a fucking asshole.'
I'm sure you're a hero over on the Bengals board as you congratulate yourself on your clever smack.
Over here, though, you're just an asshole.
Every post of yours that I've read is the same--no insight, no contribution to the subject at hand--just you being an asshole
BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?
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I don't control them.
No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.
Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.
Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.
No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.
Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.
Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.
I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble. When I see a challenge I will respond. Quite frankly since you are not in fact any kind of a challenge nor provide any amusement or entertainment perhaps you just bore Hoorta.
So you are just boring and Larry is putting you out of your misery.
(as in so many other matters you clearly have no insight to this fact)
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Instead, you call me an asshole precisely because you know a few homers like Mark O will give you a free stroke or two if you do.
Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.
Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.
Oh, I can spout creatively eloquent bullshit with the best of them. But in this particular case, I just
thought it would be simpler to call an asshole an asshole. No need to probe deeply into Uma's inner
psyche--his mommy didn't love him, his baby sitter forced him to do things he wasn't ready for, whatever.
The end result is the same. He comes off as an asshole. And now he blames us for his assholeness.
Well...no. After reading your posts I've simply come to the inescapable conclusion that you are truly an asshole.
Sure, but if you truly don't care, as you claim, then the only reason for you to repeatedly post the same thing over and over is because you really enjoyed the free strokes you got from Mark O.
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Not necessarily. He may merely not be creatively eloquent.
Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.
That's more than you can claim.
Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.
That's more than you can claim.
Everything I say is the honest truth. You just can't handle the truth...as the saying goes. Hell, I don't need to spin anything. I merely recitate facts and that apparently is far beyond your comprehension. No spin required.
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No, but you post from the safety of the bubble they provide.
Truth be told, if the mods here were confident in your ability to respond to challenges they'd let you do so.
Instead, Hoorta repeatedly treats you as if you were a pinkie who wouldn't survive in the wild.
I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble. When I see a challenge I will respond. Quite frankly since you are not in fact any kind of a challenge nor provide any amusement or entertainment perhaps you just bore Hoorta.
So you are just boring and Larry is putting you out of your misery.
(as in so many other matters you clearly have no insight to this fact)
I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble.
Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.
A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.
When I see a challenge I will respond.
No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.
.....perhaps you just bore Hoorta.
More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.
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BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?
You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing. Fully half the threads on this board are about the Browns despicable QB situation....which leads to the early draft discussions...about the Quarterback. In case you haven't figured it out, the NFL is a QB driven league. So what more important discussions is there?.
What discussions would you want? More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.
I suppose you want us to be sychophants and talk about how the Bengals are so great? Hell, you have 2 more games against the Rats and the Squibs. You could still lose this division. We will talk about those games some...when they come up on the schedule.
I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want. See how much interest you garner.
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Well, it's obvious Ace can't spin shit into gold quite the way you attempt to do, but at least he's honest.
That's more than you can claim.
Everything I say is the honest truth. You just can't handle the truth...as the saying goes. Hell, I don't need to spin anything. I merely recitate facts and that apparently is far beyond your comprehension. No spin required.
No spin required.
Right.
Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.
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I don't know about any bubble. It is not my bubble.
Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.
A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.
When I see a challenge I will respond.
No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.
.....perhaps you just bore Hoorta.
More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.
Of course it's your bubble. Hoorta has built it specifically for guys like you.
A safe place where marketing lies can be repeated endlessly until the reader is convinced that something brand new is actually old.
Yea, that is your dodge eh? Any fact, any bit of truth is just a "marketing lie". I guess we could say that the entire existance of the Bengals is just a big marketing lie". It is as foolish an argument as I think I have ever seen here.
No, what you'll do is claim you didn't read it and then make excuses about how it wasn't worthy of a response. Because that's what bubble boys do.
I didn't read it because I had already read it ad nauseum from you. I mean, you may be a dog and eat your own regurgitation. I am not.
More likely Larry knows how predictable your response will be and he's bored to tears listening to you repeat some rant about an ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack.
Maybe you should ask Larry what he thinks of your opinion...and mine. Though I am sure he probably is bored to tears listening to one of us.
(Ancient expansion team dreamed up by a marketing hack....the Bengals and Pete Rozelle?)
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No spin required.
Right.
Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.
Right.
Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.
Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.
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Browns helmets are beautiful! My dad is from Cincinnati, when I try to discuss browns football all he responds with is "the mistake by the lake."
But seriously, you can't chat with people on the Bengals boars? Gotta creep here?
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BTW, exactly what is the subject at hand on a board filled with little more than draft related or cheerleader threads?
You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing. Fully half the threads on this board are about the Browns despicable QB situation....which leads to the early draft discussions...about the Quarterback. In case you haven't figured it out, the NFL is a QB driven league. So what more important discussions is there?.
What discussions would you want? More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.
I suppose you want us to be sychophants and talk about how the Bengals are so great? Hell, you have 2 more games against the Rats and the Squibs. You could still lose this division. We will talk about those games some...when they come up on the schedule.
I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want. See how much interest you garner.
You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing.
Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.
Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.
What discussions would you want?
How about the one you keep ducking?
More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.
That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.
I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want.
Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.
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Right.
Instead, just say you didn't read something, refuse to comment, and then wait for a protective mod to close the thread.
Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.
Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.
Your history is that of a person who loves to repeat yourself ad infinitum if doing so allows you to claim some portion of an ancient feat accomplished by someone else. Simply addressing the FACT that all player, coaching, and ownership links were either severed completely or transferred to Baltimore doesn't allow you to do that. So instead you weave a tale built around how the Browns never moved the furniture out of their old offices and how they still play in uniforms that look like what the other team wore before they moved.
In a bubble that's enough.
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You only see what you want to see. The rest you are incapable of discussing.
Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.
Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.
What discussions would you want?
How about the one you keep ducking?
More debate about the last game? Its over rover, we've moved on. The playoffs? That is done for the Browns.
That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.
I suspect you are welcome to start your own thread and discuss whatever you want.
Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.
Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.
Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.
But he was replaced by Campbell. And is Campbell healthy. If neither can play who does? Etc. etc. Yes, it is a little monotoneish
How about the one you keep ducking?
What? The one where you claim the Browns aren't the Browns, that they moved to Mars or Venus or somewhere that your brain can't follow.
I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.
Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.
That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.
No shit Sherlock. This is the Cleveland Browns Board. If the Cleveland Browns are not in the playoff, then we don't care as much about what the other teams are doing. There will obviously be some mention of it. (most of those threads being started by me).
Explain why most here should care about who wins or loses in the playoffs? I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.
Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.
Well, if you want to be a chickenass no one can stop you. Or you can try it and see what happens.
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Browns helmets are beautiful! My dad is from Cincinnati, when I try to discuss browns football all he responds with is "the mistake by the lake."
But seriously, you can't chat with people on the Bengals boars? Gotta creep here?
But seriously, you can't chat with people on the Bengals boards? Gotta creep here?
No more than I post here you'd think you guys could handle it better.
For example, if not for my presence here how many of you would bother posting in this thread?
None, right?
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Its not a refusal to comment....its a desire not to have to repeat myself ad infinitum to people whose intellects have clearly landed on Uranus, or who are only taking disingenuous views merely out of fear and loathing of themselves.
Your history is that of a person who loves to repeat yourself ad infinitum if doing so allows you to claim some portion of an ancient feat accomplished by someone else. Simply addressing the FACT that all player, coaching, and ownership links were either severed completely or transferred to Baltimore doesn't allow you to do that. So instead you weave a tale built around how the Browns never moved the furniture out of their old offices and how they still play in uniforms that look like what the other team wore before they moved.
In a bubble that's enough.
Your history is that of a person who loves to repeat yourself ad infinitum if doing so allows you to claim some portion of an ancient feat accomplished by someone else. Simply addressing the FACT that all player, coaching, and ownership links were either severed completely or transferred to Baltimore doesn't allow you to do that. So instead you weave a tale built around how the Browns never moved the furniture out of their old offices and how they still play in uniforms that look like what the other team wore before they moved.
In a bubble that's enough.
See, this is where your ignorance shows through. ALL player/coaching/ownership links have been severed by many, many different franchises. numerous times.
Do you stupidly think that the New England Patriots franchise is no longer the same franchise because now it is not owned by Victor Kiam, coached by Ron Meyer, and quarterbacked by Tony Eason?
Owners/coaches/players are fungible. Franchise rights are not. They are only specifically granted by the controlling entity...and that is the National Football League.
(Besides, idiot.....the Lerner family had been a minority owner of the Browns for decades....until they became the majority owners). So even that part of your argument is specious.
By your way of thinking then.....the Cincinnati Bengals franchise is only What? 3-4 years old? Mike Brown didn't own the team....that guy from Columbus, the architect did.
So the Bengals franchise is actually younger than the Browns, by your idiotic way of thinking.
Sorry, but I should be charging you my hourly rate for my legal counseling to you on this matter.
I mean, I have had to respond to so much stupidity and ignorance concerning these issues over the last 15 years
by garbage brains such as you it is pathetic.
You see why I don't bother to respond to ignorance ad infinitum.
Here is the phone Number of the offices of the National Football League: 1-212-450-2000
Here is the phone Number of the offices of the Cleveland Browns: 1-440-824-3434
Here is the phone Number of the offices of the Baltimore Ravens: 1-410-701-4000
Here is the phone Number of the Mayor's office of the City of Cleveland 1-216-420-7606
Here is the phone Number of the Mayor's office of the City of Baltimore 1-410-396-4900
You talk directly to each of these entities. Tell THEM what you want. Give THEM your opinion. Have THEM provide you with their written position on the nature of the Cleveland Browns and the Baltimore Ravens franchise.
Show me in writing where THEY have backed up your position.
When and only when you have gotten them all to agree with your position will we have another conversation on the subject.
Let THEM have the final word.
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Weeden sucks and needs to be replaced.
Pretty sure I'm all caught up now.
But he was replaced by Campbell. And is Campbell healthy. If neither can play who does? Etc. etc. Yes, it is a little monotoneish
How about the one you keep ducking?
What? The one where you claim the Browns aren't the Browns, that they moved to Mars or Venus or somewhere that your brain can't follow.
I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.
Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.
That's what sucks so much about guys who root for 4-win football teams. They're always in a hurry to discuss next season when this seasons playoffs haven't even begun.
No shit Sherlock. This is the Cleveland Browns Board. If the Cleveland Browns are not in the playoff, then we don't care as much about what the other teams are doing. There will obviously be some mention of it. (most of those threads being started by me).
Explain why most here should care about who wins or loses in the playoffs? I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.
Bubble Master Hoorta would just suspend me for awhile or lock the thread the moment you started ducking the topic.
Well, if you want to be a chickenass no one can stop you. Or you can try it and see what happens.
I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.
So after practicing against a hundred stupid fucks the best you can manage to do is duck the subject whenever it comes up?
BTW, did you ever stop to wonder why the subject comes up so often?
Might it have something to do with the very idea that, outside of meeting rooms filled with marketing hacks, something brand new can't be decades old at the same time?
Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.
Let's say I called them and they said the very reason you can continue to claim the shit you do is because none of it matters very much to anyone outside of your bubble. And they went on to say that everyone involved agreed that the Browns name and colors were tarnished beyond repair and without value of any kind outside of Cleveland. How everyone agreed the fanbase of Cleveland would be only too happy to accept a cloned team and would never question a marketing campaign that ignored logic in favor of some feel-good story about how uniforms and office chairs make up a franchise, not people. In short, they said you can continue claiming what you do because it sells uniforms and in NFL circles that's more important than the obvious truth.
I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.
Oh, but I do like that.
In fact I just did that very thing earlier in this thread.
Again, you're still two years away from being two years away.
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I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.
So after practicing against a hundred stupid fucks the best you can manage to do is duck the subject whenever it comes up?
BTW, did you ever stop to wonder why the subject comes up so often?
Might it have something to do with the very idea that, outside of meeting rooms filled with marketing hacks, something brand new can't be decades old at the same time?
Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.
Let's say I called them and they said the very reason you can continue to claim the shit you do is because none of it matters very much to anyone outside of your bubble. And they went on to say that everyone involved agreed that the Browns name and colors were tarnished beyond repair and without value of any kind outside of Cleveland. How everyone agreed the fanbase of Cleveland would be only too happy to accept a cloned team and would never question a marketing campaign that ignored logic in favor of some feel-good story about how uniforms and office chairs make up a franchise, not people. In short, they said you can continue claiming what you do because it sells uniforms and in NFL circles that's more important than the obvious truth.
I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.
Oh, but I do like that.
In fact I just did that very thing earlier in this thread.
Again, you're still two years away from being two years away.
So after practicing against a hundred stupid fucks the best you can manage to do is duck the subject whenever it comes up?
BTW, did you ever stop to wonder why the subject comes up so often?
NO, I don't wonder. I know. It is pure and simple ignorance.
Might it have something to do with the very idea that, outside of meeting rooms filled with marketing hacks, something brand new can't be decades old at the same time?
Then every single time a team changes ownership...or coaches it becomes a brand new franchise. Exhibit A on the ignorance.
Let's say I called them and they said the very reason you can continue to claim the shit you do is because none of it matters very much to anyone outside of your bubble. And they went on to say that everyone involved agreed that the Browns name and colors were tarnished beyond repair and without value of any kind outside of Cleveland. How everyone agreed the fanbase of Cleveland would be only too happy to accept a cloned team and would never question a marketing campaign that ignored logic in favor of some feel-good story about how uniforms and office chairs make up a franchise, not people. In short, they said you can continue claiming what you do because it sells uniforms and in NFL circles that's more important than the obvious truth.
I will not entertain speculation on what they might say. YOU call them and report what they ACTUALLY say.
Oh, but I do like that.
In fact I just did that very thing earlier in this thread.
Again, you're still two years away from being two years away.
Well, that is just speculation (though it is their track record) I would say that if the Browns could get a Russell Wilson like QB, they may be just 1 year away. He is in his second year. Bernie Kosar came in and took this team to the AFC title game in his second year. Tom Brady won it in his second year. If they could by chance get that kind of franchise QB, they could possibly be contenders of that ilk in that QBs second year.
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I have had this issue with a hundred stupid fucks like you....all of whom are wrong.
So after practicing against a hundred stupid fucks the best you can manage to do is duck the subject whenever it comes up?
BTW, did you ever stop to wonder why the subject comes up so often?
Might it have something to do with the very idea that, outside of meeting rooms filled with marketing hacks, something brand new can't be decades old at the same time?
Here is my reply: You want to argue about it: Call the NFL first and get their approval that your position is correct. Argue with them as all I am doing is stating their position, not mine. Then we can talk.
Let's say I called them and they said the very reason you can continue to claim the shit you do is because none of it matters very much to anyone outside of your bubble. And they went on to say that everyone involved agreed that the Browns name and colors were tarnished beyond repair and without value of any kind outside of Cleveland. How everyone agreed the fanbase of Cleveland would be only too happy to accept a cloned team and would never question a marketing campaign that ignored logic in favor of some feel-good story about how uniforms and office chairs make up a franchise, not people. In short, they said you can continue claiming what you do because it sells uniforms and in NFL circles that's more important than the obvious truth.
I have my own interests, but that is not the general consensus around here. They want to talk about the Browns and their future. Don't like that? You can turn the channel.
Oh, but I do like that.
In fact I just did that very thing earlier in this thread.
Again, you're still two years away from being two years away.
So after practicing against a hundred stupid fucks the best you can manage to do is duck the subject whenever it comes up?
BTW, did you ever stop to wonder why the subject comes up so often?
Might it have something to do with the very idea that, outside of meeting rooms filled with marketing hacks, something brand new can't be decades old at the same time?
Let's say I called them and they said the very reason you can continue to claim the shit you do is because none of it matters very much to anyone outside of your bubble. And they went on to say that everyone involved agreed that the Browns name and colors were tarnished beyond repair and without value of any kind outside of Cleveland. How everyone agreed the fanbase of Cleveland would be only too happy to accept a cloned team and would never question a marketing campaign that ignored logic in favor of some feel-good story about how uniforms and office chairs make up a franchise, not people. In short, they said you can continue claiming what you do because it sells uniforms and in NFL circles that's more important than the obvious truth.
Oh, but I do like that.
In fact I just did that very thing earlier in this thread.
Again, you're still two years away from being two years away.
Uma, get you're colostomy bag drained, and demential medication fool. You are really fucked up, lol.
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Why are you guys continuing to let a dingleberry little brother troll you? The fact of the matter is the toothless Kentucky hillbillies are little more than Cleveland's wannabe neighbor. They have no identity, Cincinnati is a nothing, un-noteworthy city firmly locked into the vast, boring wasteland that is the Midwest. People might talk shit about Cleveland but we have an identity. Nobody talks shit about Cincinnati because there is nothing to say. It's the most boring city on earth, there is not a single thing worth noting. Nobody and I mean nobody in the whole world cares. The Bengals are nothing but a pale copycat of a franchise and nobody in the NFL respects them at all, no matter what their current mediocre record is, because its well known the Cincinnati bungles are simply the poor man's knockoff of the browns. We should be laughing at umadogg and clapping him on the back as one claps a child on the back when he does something stupidly hilarious. After all, he's a fan of the only team in the league that is completely and totally an iidentity less knockoff. He roots for the football version of the fake Louis vuitton handbags street vendors in new york sell for five dollars. The bungles are a ridiculous football team founded by the browns' jilted lover as it were to try and spite us. You ,uberdouche, are the one that has to live with that in the pit of your stomach. Your team is nothing but the cheap browns.
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