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I'd Hire Lovie Smith

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  • Lovie? Least bad name mentioned here so far...

    @tour2ma said:

    Lovie? Least bad name mentioned here so far...

    why is there a guy named hatie out there? 😎

  • Lovie Smith blowes...NO!

  • Why would a coach the caliber of Lovie Smith want to come here and be a fucking sock puppet with Banner and Lombardi's hands so far up his ass?

    He fucking wouldn't.

    We're in the same situation we were with that fat fucking walrus in charge. We're getting a Shurmur quality coach. Fuck this front office. I refuse to support this team in any way if McDaniels is the next hire.

  • Haslam runs the Browns about as shady as he runs Flying J's..No wonder this team still sucks cock...

  • Why would a coach the caliber of Lovie Smith want to come here and be a fucking sock puppet with Banner and Lombardi's hands so far up his ass?

    He fucking wouldn't.

    We're in the same situation we were with that fat fucking walrus in charge. We're getting a Shurmur quality coach. Fuck this front office. I refuse to support this team in any way if McDaniels is the next hire.

    @vaportrail said:

    Why would a coach the caliber of Lovie Smith want to come here and be a fucking sock puppet with Banner and Lombardi's hands so far up his ass?

    He fucking wouldn't.

    We're in the same situation we were with that fat fucking walrus in charge. We're getting a Shurmur quality coach. Fuck this front office. I refuse to support this team in any way if McDaniels is the next hire.

    because he'll get paid that's why.

  • Haslam runs the Browns about as shady as he runs Flying J's..No wonder this team still sucks cock...

    @nickers said:

    Haslam runs the Browns about as shady as he runs Flying J's..No wonder this team still sucks cock...

    bad mood tonite ha nick?

    what you actually liked the 2013 version of the cleveland browns.

    i had vented my disdain for chud on many threads but really didn't think it's be fair to fire someone after one year.

    but hey, that's life. and for you to say haslam sucks is crazy. he hired a guy and expected him to meet certain criteria, mainly win more games. that didn't happen.

    bye bye.

  • like lovie smith. no problem here.

    i say rehire mangini and rob ryan.

    @miktoxic said:

    like lovie smith. no problem here.

    i say rehire mangini and rob ryan.

    Hey, that's a great fucking idea. Let's see if Jake Delhomme wants another stint with the Browns. While we're at it, let's give Peyton Hillis a call, see if he can fix our ground game. Or maybe we can continue raiding a shitty Jets roster for no name players like Abe Elam, or Hank Poteat, or Eric Barton, or many more of the wonderful players we got from the Jets. Can't wait. Yes, can't wait for him to draft the next Brian Robiskie, or David Veikune, or Carlton Mitchell. I'm so excited.

  • N Neo

    @miktoxic said:

    like lovie smith. no problem here.

    i say rehire mangini and rob ryan.

    Hey, that's a great fucking idea. Let's see if Jake Delhomme wants another stint with the Browns. While we're at it, let's give Peyton Hillis a call, see if he can fix our ground game. Or maybe we can continue raiding a shitty Jets roster for no name players like Abe Elam, or Hank Poteat, or Eric Barton, or many more of the wonderful players we got from the Jets. Can't wait. Yes, can't wait for him to draft the next Brian Robiskie, or David Veikune, or Carlton Mitchell. I'm so excited.

    @neo said:

    Hey, that's a great fucking idea. Let's see if Jake Delhomme wants another stint with the Browns. While we're at it, let's give Peyton Hillis a call, see if he can fix our ground game. Or maybe we can continue raiding a shitty Jets roster for no name players like Abe Elam, or Hank Poteat, or Eric Barton, or many more of the wonrderful players we got from the Jets. Can't wait. Yes, can't wait for him to draft the next Brian Robiskie, or David Veikune, or Carlton Mitchell. I'm so excited.

    hater in da house!

    hey little boy isn't it past your bed time, faggot?

  • @neo said:

    Hey, that's a great fucking idea. Let's see if Jake Delhomme wants another stint with the Browns. While we're at it, let's give Peyton Hillis a call, see if he can fix our ground game. Or maybe we can continue raiding a shitty Jets roster for no name players like Abe Elam, or Hank Poteat, or Eric Barton, or many more of the wonrderful players we got from the Jets. Can't wait. Yes, can't wait for him to draft the next Brian Robiskie, or David Veikune, or Carlton Mitchell. I'm so excited.

    hater in da house!

    hey little boy isn't it past your bed time, faggot?

    @miktoxic said:

    hater in da house!

    hey little boy isn't it past your bed time, faggot?

    Now, now, be nice. I am really sorry that I said your mom loves huge cock and that you would in no way satisfy her. And that I would give you another sibling that would hate your guts. It was uncalled for and not very nice, I'm sorry. Friends? 😄

  • Whisenhunt is the guy I'd like to see take the helm.

  • Unless there is a guy named Bill Belichick, or Sean Payton, or somebody with the last name Harbaugh out here, is there any clear cut choice to make? Anyone think Jack Del Rio might be available? Not sure what is going on with John Fox or the contract status of Del Rio.

  • All coaches mentioned so far would "more than likely" revert our defense back to a 4-3. And why not right? Maybe next year we can run a 5-2, nobody runs that...we'd be cool. Fuck this

  • I dont like lovie as anything but a DC he just is not offensive minded enough..

    It was a bad call firing chud and after looking at available coaches i honestly do not expect the next hire to be anything close to an upgrade..

  • I called for lovie as head coach with norv as oc last year. Id still like to see that, but I wonder if they won't just promote Norv at this point

  • I'm sure there's been a call made to Gruden. The only reason why I wouldn't hire Gruden is that there's only been 2 coaches in NFL history who have won a title with two different teams. The deck is stacked against him. But Lovie Smith isn't a bad choice. I'm sure he has something to prove.

    @mark-o said:

    I'm sure there's been a call made to Gruden. The only reason why I wouldn't hire Gruden is that there's only been 2 coaches in NFL history who have won a title with two different teams. The deck is stacked against him. But Lovie Smith isn't a bad choice. I'm sure he has something to prove.

    Guy Chamberlain and Weeb Ewbank?

  • Why would a coach the caliber of Lovie Smith want to come here and be a fucking sock puppet with Banner and Lombardi's hands so far up his ass?

    He fucking wouldn't.

    We're in the same situation we were with that fat fucking walrus in charge. We're getting a Shurmur quality coach. Fuck this front office. I refuse to support this team in any way if McDaniels is the next hire.

    @vaportrail said:

    Why would a coach the caliber of Lovie Smith want to come here and be a fucking sock puppet with Banner and Lombardi's hands so far up his ass?

    He fucking wouldn't.

    We're in the same situation we were with that fat fucking walrus in charge. We're getting a Shurmur quality coach. Fuck this front office. I refuse to support this team in any way if McDaniels is the next hire.

    There are only 32 of these jobs.....and they pay 4-8 million dollars a year.

    Chud is getting like 10 million to go away.

    THAT is why he would take this job.

  • Norv should get his walking papers. I have never understood how that dipshit keeps getting jobs.

  • Norv should get his walking papers. I have never understood how that dipshit keeps getting jobs.

    @logicisforsquares said:

    Norv should get his walking papers. I have never understood how that dipshit keeps getting jobs.

    Yes. One of the most overrated offensive coaches of recent memory.

  • All coaches mentioned so far would "more than likely" revert our defense back to a 4-3. And why not right? Maybe next year we can run a 5-2, nobody runs that...we'd be cool. Fuck this

    @clevfan4life said:

    All coaches mentioned so far would "more than likely" revert our defense back to a 4-3. And why not right? Maybe next year we can run a 5-2, nobody runs that...we'd be cool. Fuck this

    LOL... haven't seen the 5-2 since George Allen's 'Skins spang it on an opponent in a playoff game decades ago... won the game with it.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    All coaches mentioned so far would "more than likely" revert our defense back to a 4-3. And why not right? Maybe next year we can run a 5-2, nobody runs that...we'd be cool. Fuck this

    LOL... haven't seen the 5-2 since George Allen's 'Skins spang it on an opponent in a playoff game decades ago... won the game with it.

    @tour2ma said:

    LOL... haven't seen the 5-2 since George Allen's 'Skins spang it on an opponent in a playoff game decades ago... won the game with it.

    Think about it. Taylor, Rubin, Winn, Mugshot (if his heart is ok), Hughes....all on the line at the same time. Maybe substitute Kruger in there on the edges from time to time. Just tell those guys to fire out every play. Sure we'd get beat but it would be fun to watch the Browns get the rep for ending qb's seasons. They'd be hobbling off the field all season long. At this point fuck winning eh.....just make it so that no one wants to play offense against us. Most despicable and appalling defense of all time would be fine with me.