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  • must not be any kush kush diesel in his neck-of-the-woods

  • slow: i betcha you can roll a square assed fatty with a paper towel.

    i'm down to the beer can folded and pierced apparatus outside the pub. the village is so small one of the top 2 cops is inside drinking while we're outside puffin and he don't give a damn.

    prob the only bar in westchester that you can still smoke stogs in. grandfather claused in(not really.....the lady that owns the bar has been there since '72 and she's 93 years old). who has the heart to go bust in and tell her that there is no smoking allowed?

  • He sure aint nothing like his daddy

  • he was a punk at the U and he's still a punk bitch.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @cbus-brownie said:

    Good. He was an *** when we played the Jets

    Maybe in Columbus they are sensitive and over protective....but here in Cleveland on the Browns board if you want to call K2 an asshole...or a fuckup...or whatever....you can do it without having to use asterisks.

    Ya I made the post while at work. Fuck K2, he's a bitch. Better?

    @the-gipper said:

    Maybe in Columbus they are sensitive and over protective....but here in Cleveland on the Browns board if you want to call K2 an asshole...or a fuckup...or whatever....you can do it without having to use asterisks.

  • Big deal..hope he enjoyed it...and while your all calling K2 a punk..Just know he was an absolute gentlemen to my cousin when he was ball boy for the browns and tipped the kid well...how many of you assholes out there did stunts on your motor vehicles?...Mhmmm...thats just what I thought..hypocrits you all are.

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
    miktoxicM 1 Reply

  • Winslow was always cocky but that you need sometimes in a football player. Is he a genius no.

  • nickersN nickers

    Big deal..hope he enjoyed it...and while your all calling K2 a punk..Just know he was an absolute gentlemen to my cousin when he was ball boy for the browns and tipped the kid well...how many of you assholes out there did stunts on your motor vehicles?...Mhmmm...thats just what I thought..hypocrits you all are.

    @nickers said:

    Big deal..hope he enjoyed it...and while your all calling K2 a punk..Just know he was an absolute gentlemen to my cousin when he was ball boy for the browns and tipped the kid well...how many of you assholes out there did stunts on your motor vehicles?...Mhmmm...thats just what I thought..hypocrits you all are.

    you need glasses dude.

    you see the world like no other i've ever met.

    so you're cool cuz you can do a wheelie or you ninja? yeah how'd that work out for his career?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @nickers said:

    Big deal..hope he enjoyed it...and while your all calling K2 a punk..Just know he was an absolute gentlemen to my cousin when he was ball boy for the browns and tipped the kid well...how many of you assholes out there did stunts on your motor vehicles?...Mhmmm...thats just what I thought..hypocrits you all are.

    you need glasses dude.

    you see the world like no other i've ever met.

    so you're cool cuz you can do a wheelie or you ninja? yeah how'd that work out for his career?

    @miktoxic said:

    you need glasses dude.

    you see the world like no other i've ever met.

    so you're cool cuz you can do a wheelie or you ninja? yeah how'd that work out for his career?

    no...Im not gonna bother explaining if your really that daft.

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~

  • I'm no fan of Winslow. But don't you find it funny that because the real stuff is prohibited due to the bullshit failure called the war on drugs, and a bunch of propaganda that caused cannabis to be illegal in the first place, that people will go get the synthetic equivalent, which is way more dangerous?!!! 😠

  • Illegal contact? Witness: Jets' Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car

    When Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. wasarrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a Target in East Hanover back in November, police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.

    The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.

    From the report:

    As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [
    sic
    ]
    erect penis
    . She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

    By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly "slouched in his seat and moving around." Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.

    The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that "his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.

    Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" at his home to relax because the NFL doesn't drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.

    Lab tests that came back on Dec. 23 revealed Winslow was in possession of synthetic marijuana. He was formally charged on Dec. 30, and last week he pleaded not guilty before a judge in Superior Court in Morristown.

    The incident report lists lewdness among the alleged crimes, but Winslow was not charged with anything relating to alleged lewdness.

    A 10-year NFL veteran, Winslow just finished his first season with the Jets. He is scheduled to be an unrestricted free agent in 2014.

    The entire East Hanover police incident report can be found below.

    http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/witness_told_police_jets_tight_end_kellen_winslow_jr_was_masturbating_in_his_car.html#incart_m-rpt-1

  • Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy......

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • A couple of questions:

    A. Is synthetic Marijuana illegal (in most states)?

    B. Is its use really not banned by the NFL?

    C. Why would the woman be getting so up close and personal to him to see him making his Funky Monkey be Mr. Happy?

    I am sorry...but she would have had to make some special effort to LOOK for him doing that. If she got that up close and personal to him it is because she WANTED to see him make his monkey happy.

    And then to call the police? Just fucking walk away, go home, and ride your own camel.

    bbedwardB 1 Reply

  • "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console"??? Damn... What a man...

    Well at least I now know what synthetic weed is...

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  • Sounds like Jerkey Boy was having a gangbang with Mr. Hand,Mr. Happy, and the Funky Monkey.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    A couple of questions:

    A. Is synthetic Marijuana illegal (in most states)?

    B. Is its use really not banned by the NFL?

    C. Why would the woman be getting so up close and personal to him to see him making his Funky Monkey be Mr. Happy?

    I am sorry...but she would have had to make some special effort to LOOK for him doing that. If she got that up close and personal to him it is because she WANTED to see him make his monkey happy.

    And then to call the police? Just fucking walk away, go home, and ride your own camel.

    @the-gipper said:

    A couple of questions:

    A. Is synthetic Marijuana illegal (in most states)?

    B. Is its use really not banned by the NFL?

    C. Why would the woman be getting so up close and personal to him to see him making his Funky Monkey be Mr. Happy?

    I am sorry...but she would have had to make some special effort to LOOK for him doing that. If she got that up close and personal to him it is because she WANTED to see him make his monkey happy.

    And then to call the police? Just fucking walk away, go home, and ride your own camel.

    A.) Yes, but only as of recently I think. He probably stocked up on it when it was legal.

    B.) Probably is because of A

    C.) Because he's an NFL player in an escalade.

  • I sometimes wonder about this? Why just not pay for it. You have the money. Like Groves did and get busted. At least he was going to have someone else touch him in a massage parlor or hotel room. No Class from Winslow.

  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    I sometimes wonder about this? Why just not pay for it. You have the money. Like Groves did and get busted. At least he was going to have someone else touch him in a massage parlor or hotel room. No Class from Winslow.

    @lbc-mike said:

    I sometimes wonder about this? Why just not pay for it. You have the money. Like Groves did and get busted. At least he was going to have someone else touch him in a massage parlor or hotel room. No Class from Winslow.

    Or you could just like, not do it in your car and not call a prostitute.

  • Who hasn't found themselves jerking off in a Target parking lot while looking for a Boston Market? The biggest issue I have is that he was using Vaseline. That's some middle school shit right there. C'mon Kellen, you need something with a little more viscosity brotha, plus clean-up is a bitch.

  • B bonedawg

    Who hasn't found themselves jerking off in a Target parking lot while looking for a Boston Market? The biggest issue I have is that he was using Vaseline. That's some middle school shit right there. C'mon Kellen, you need something with a little more viscosity brotha, plus clean-up is a bitch.

    @bonedawg said:

    Who hasn't found themselves jerking off in a Target parking lot while looking for a Boston Market? The biggest issue I have is that he was using Vaseline. That's some middle school shit right there. C'mon Kellen, you need something with a little more viscosity brotha, plus clean-up is a bitch.

    I guess the local drug store ran out of KY lubricant LOL.

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
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