What would you do with a brick?

[Flyin J]

Use it to sharpen my knife...

[The Gipper]

There isn't much you can do with a single brick. If you had a lot of bricks you could build something.

But if I was told "no" you must stick to answering what you would do with one single brick my answer would be:

Upholster it.

Why do I say that? Because I have an upholstered brick at home.

[gftChris]

Well when you look at a brick, assuming it's a new brick, it has features like a straight edge, so you could use it for drawing anything requiring a straight edge. If it's good it has a right angle so you can do you geometry homework. Then you have the things that you can do with a heavy enough object in general; as the guy said, paperweight or counterbalance, and doorstop. When camping we used to use bricks to keep the bbq off the grass, then afterwards we'd use them to keep warm. So there's a few things you can do with a single brick.

[Zombo]

Crumble it up, eat it, and shit bricks.

Z

[jcam222]

Zombo said:

Crumble it up, eat it, and shit bricks.

Z

Shit a brick is a GREAT answer lol love it

[bbedward]

It's a good tool for a B&E.

[RoyceRolls]

Teamwork question. "I'd get together with 52 other guys who also have bricks and build a small chimney or a patio."

[jcam222]

@roycerolls said:

Teamwork question. "I'd get together with 52 other guys who also have bricks and build a small chimney or a patio."

If I used that question in an interview and you said that I believe I would hire you.

[Suomi]

I'd send it to PoeticG. He can use it bash the Trent Richardson-love out of hisself.

[hammertime]

^^^

that's funny stuff, but he needs a trainwreck to jar TR from his love grasp.

[calfoxwc]

1. Paint the brick gold.

2. Talk Mike Lombardi into trading a third round Patriots draft pick for it.

[Tim Couch Pulls Out]

@calfoxwc said:

1. Paint the brick gold.

2. Talk Mike Lombardi into trading a third round Patriots draft pick for it.

That would have to be the best response.