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  • @walterwhite said:

    Any team that passes on Manziel deserves the ass whooping he's going to dish on them.

    < in my best 7th grade D Bone voice > ooooooooooooh, I'm so scared.

  • @walterwhite said:

    Any team that passes on Manziel deserves the ass whooping he's going to dish on them.

    He can't ass whoop them when he's on IR.

  • @walterwhite said:

    Any team that passes on Manziel deserves the ass whooping he's going to dish on them.

    He can't ass whoop them when he's on IR.

    @hoorta said:

    He can't ass whoop them when he's on IR.

    How can you pass on a player, who has had zero major injuries, on fear of injury? Players who have played his position at his size in the past dont seem to have injury problems, while bigger guys still get hurt. No matter whowe draft were gonna have to teach em to protect themselves, even Bortles.
  • notice how the xbox generation loves JF?

    that and all the under-sized people in the world because he makes them feel like if JF can do it, they can too.

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  • C'mon now, Im bigger than Johnny.....but I do love me some xbox. Better than watching two and a half men when I get off.

  • C'mon now, Im bigger than Johnny.....but I do love me some xbox. Better than watching two and a half men when I get off.

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    C'mon now, Im bigger than Johnny.....but I do love me some xbox. Better than watching two and a half men when I get off.

    i thought nerds got off to the big bang theory?

  • XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    C'mon now, Im bigger than Johnny.....but I do love me some xbox. Better than watching two and a half men when I get off.

    i thought nerds got off to the big bang theory?

    @miktoxic said:

    i thought nerds got off to the big bang theory?

    not gonna lie, ive whacked it to the blonde in that show...
  • @miktoxic said:

    i thought nerds got off to the big bang theory?

    not gonna lie, ive whacked it to the blonde in that show...

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    not gonna lie, ive whacked it to the blonde in that show...

    yeah, he's pretty cute.

  • @hoorta said:

    He can't ass whoop them when he's on IR.

    How can you pass on a player, who has had zero major injuries, on fear of injury? Players who have played his position at his size in the past dont seem to have injury problems, while bigger guys still get hurt. No matter whowe draft were gonna have to teach em to protect themselves, even Bortles.

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    How can you pass on a player, who has had zero major injuries, on fear of injury? Players who have played his position at his size in the past don't seem to have injury problems, while bigger guys still get hurt. No matter who we draft were gonna have to teach em to protect themselves, even Bortles.

    How can I pass on him? Do you think I made that injury risk stuff up? Har, har. Manziel's running style is totally reckless. Can he learn to tone it down? Maybe, maybe not.

    I'm not arguing about JF any more.

  • @mike-h said:

    Elway's running style was reckless. He even held the ball like a load of bread like JF. He was a twig, too, barely heavier than Manziel but 3 inches taller. Surprised he didn't get killed, a lot of guys were roided up back then and the rules were less strict.

    I can do this until May.

    Mike it's going to be like the Western Front (for those who actually read their history books). The lines are drawn up, and no one is going to say anything at this point that's going to change anyone's mind about JF.

  • @mike-h said:

    Let's argue about punters, then.

    Is Tom Tupa available?

    Har, if Mack leaves, we can argue plenty about what round we need to draft a center in. 🙂

  • @walterwhite said:

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    He's never been injured.

    In fact it was Zach Mettenbooger who was carrying his leg after getting smacked by Alabama.

    If you don't think Manziel can make it through the season, how do you expect Hoyer to do it?

    Isn't he smaller QB that runs around a lot?

    ANY player can get injured, regardless of size.

    Really? Hasn't had an ACL- yet. Just the facts Walter- I don't buy the JF hype.

    From ESPN "Which again, brings the conversation back to his play. The adversity he faced this season was mostly of the on-the-field type and in the second half of the season, it became about his health. After a terrific start, Manziel suffered a right shoulder injury against Auburn, a throwing hand injury against Mississippi State, and he seemingly hurt his ankle against Missouri (or perhaps aggravated an earlier injury to it). By season's end, the nation's most electrifying player began to look human."

    Ring a ding. The SEC isn't the NFL. He plays hurt- great- he's gonna get hit three times harder in the big boy league.

  • WalterWhite, on 10 Apr 2014 - 04:06 AM, said:

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    He's never been injured.

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    hoorta, on 10 Apr 2014 - 04:21 AM, said:

    The adversity he faced this season was mostly of the on-the-field type and in the second half of the season, it became about his health. After a terrific start, Manziel suffered a right shoulder injury against Auburn, a throwing hand injury against Mississippi State, and he seemingly hurt his ankle against Missouri (or perhaps aggravated an earlier injury to it). By season's end, the nation's most electrifying player began to look human."

    ****************************************************************

    Okay, Walter. It's time to sing the "I'm so sorry" song....

  • @walterwhite said:

    Manziel has more money than you.

    Manziel gets hotter girls than you ever will or ever had.

    Manziel won a Heisman at 19

    Manziel will soon be a starting NFL QB

    Manziel is taller than Russell Wilson

    Manziel could kick your fucking teeth in and beat your old faye patty ass in real life.

    Manziel is cooler than you.

    Manziel has better looks than you.

    Manziel is younger than you.

    You're a jealous bitter OLD NOBODY on a message board and he's a badass.

    Go fuck yourself and Dobbs Ferry, New York you cryptic fruit.

    two words: anger management.

    i'm having quite the time LMAO in dobbs ferry, ny knowing that every stupid thing i might say about your boy toy affects you this much.

    you won't make it to see my 'old ass' age of 52.

    you'll die of a heart attack while road raging on someone while stuck in traffic on route 2 by the time you grow nut hair. HA!

    i win again!

  • Damn, I'm going to make some popcorn and have a cold one.

  • How can you NOT PASS on him.

    Dude is a spotlight whore.

    too SHORT.

    He hangs around with other thugs.

    too SHORT.

    Runs around like a chicken with head cut off when he doesn't need to.

    too SHORT.

    Likes Rap.

    too SHORT.

    Don't have a strong arm.

    too SHORT.

    NEVER play in a pro-style offense.

    too SHORT.

    PLAYED behind one of the best offensive lines in college football

    too SHORT.

    Has one of the best WR in college football

    too SHORT.

    Is a guy that don't make throws to his secondary WR

    too SHORT.

  • @masterdog said:

    How can you NOT PASS on him.

    Dude is a spotlight whore.*not true

    too SHORT.*no such thing

    He hangs around with other thugs.*not true

    too SHORT*no such thing

    Runs around like a chicken with head cut off when he doesn't need to. *Gets the job done

    too SHORT.*no such thing

    Likes Rap. *who gives a shit?

    too SHORT.* no such thing

    Don't have a strong arm.*not true, stronger than Bortles

    too SHORT.*no such thing

    NEVER play in a pro-style offense. *true, but that goes for 95% of rookie QBs nowadays.

    too SHORT.*no such thing

    PLAYED behind one of the best offensive lines in college football. *and against the best pass rushers

    too SHORT.* no such thing

    Has one of the best WR in college football *I do love Evans

    too SHORT.*no such thing

    Is a guy that don't make throws to his secondary WR * he had 3 guys not named Evans who had over 600 yds.

    too SHORT.*no such thing

  • Hahaha, boom.

    Love that show

  • Why does this happen everytime someone has doubts about JohnnyFoosball

  • Why does this happen everytime someone has doubts about JohnnyFoosball

    @j0hnnybg00d said:

    Why does this happen everytime someone has doubts about JohnnyFoosball

    man, i'd love to hang out with that dude. talk about hilarious!