The No Profanity Slam Thread
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Best word of the whole group: Foozle: definition: to manage or play awkwardly, to bungle.
Which gives us a new nickname for that team in Cincinnati: The Foozlers.
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No profanity Gipper's. You just didn't read the tea leaves properly my friend.
FeCKless fecUlent . LOL
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Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.
Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta!
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Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta!
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Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.
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Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.
Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street?
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you lost me at "feculent"
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There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it
Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper!
Mind blown.
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Well, maybe I can help.
Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.
Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street?
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There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it
Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper!
Mind blown.
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OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are?
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OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are?
OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are?
Working on something. Not so much slamming, but still at least a little creative.
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@douche-nozzle said:
It's funny how you have to answer your own thread in order to get any responses.....what a douchebag!
If you ran for president, you would be the only person who voted for you and you would write a book about your experience and be the only person to buy it.....the best part is you would actually read the book.
I interpret this statement to mean that YOU particularly do NOT have the mental acuity to participate in any activity that would require even a scintilla of creative thinking.
....unless the intent in your reply is in fact an effort to do exactly what I asked of you in the original post....to come up with a slam without using profanity. If so....BRAVO! I am as fair game as anyone/anything else.
However, I will have to have a ruling from the board admins: does the use of the term "douchebag" constitute profanity? I would think not...but I will allow Z/hoorta/MarkO to be the final arbiter
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