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Pettine Criticizes Gordon's Effort in Practice

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  • tebow believed in an askewed version of southern bapist fundamentalism. hell it was close to the hillbillies that dance with rattle snakes (never got that one myself). the cusp of their whole religion is if you don't believe like i believe or do as i do you will burn in hell.

    manziel has already shit all over the chin of that religion. "THANK YOU JESUS!"

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    tebow believed in an askewed version of southern bapist fundamentalism. hell it was close to the hillbillies that dance with rattle snakes (never got that one myself). the cusp of their whole religion is if you don't believe like i believe or do as i do you will burn in hell.

    manziel has already shit all over the chin of that religion. "THANK YOU JESUS!"

    @miktoxic said:

    tebow believed in an askewed version of southern bapist fundamentalism. hell it was close to the hillbillies that dance with rattle snakes (never got that one myself). the cusp of their whole religion is if you don't believe like i believe or do as i do you will burn in hell.

    manziel has already shit all over the chin of that religion. "THANK YOU JESUS!"

    Were they the Christian version of ISIS?

  • Is this a Gordon thread or another JFF thread? I also now wish we would have traded Gordon if he does in fact get suspended. If he wins his appeal which is now looking like that may be possible, then I will be glad he is still here. The longer this suspense carries out the more I believe he may be "INNOCENT" ha ha. Why is it half the league can smoke weed and not get caught but our moron is too stupid to figure out how not to get caught? Smoke all you want but figure out how NOT to get caught.

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  • Just like convicts or people on probation, once you get in the system- it's hard to get out. Once they get your number, you are an easy target. He came into the league wearing a target. A lot of the guys that get away with it are not as singled out as Gordon is. It's gotta be hard being Gordon when some of your peers in the NFL are blazing away on Caribbean Islands fucking mermaids with a golden dick and Josh has to stay at home and read the bible.

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    Is this a Gordon thread or another JFF thread? I also now wish we would have traded Gordon if he does in fact get suspended. If he wins his appeal which is now looking like that may be possible, then I will be glad he is still here. The longer this suspense carries out the more I believe he may be "INNOCENT" ha ha. Why is it half the league can smoke weed and not get caught but our moron is too stupid to figure out how not to get caught? Smoke all you want but figure out how NOT to get caught.

    @topdawg31 said:

    Is this a Gordon thread or another JFF thread?

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @topdawg31 said:

    Is this a Gordon thread or another JFF thread?

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

    @miktoxic said:

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

    There are ten other topics on JFF keep it out of the Gordon is a dumb ass thread

  • TopDawg31T TopDawg31

    @miktoxic said:

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

    There are ten other topics on JFF keep it out of the Gordon is a dumb ass thread

    @topdawg31 said:

    There are ten other topics on JFF keep it out of the Gordon is a dumb ass thread

    when you get your 'mod' merit badge let me know. i'll send you a donut.

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  • Mmmmmmmmmm, corn dogs homer-drooling_zps6911d98a.jpg

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @topdawg31 said:

    Is this a Gordon thread or another JFF thread?

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

    @miktoxic said:

    god forbid you mention another name of a player on a team made up of players. i guess if we were discussing corn dogs, mentioning cotton candy would be off limits?

    Your mixing carney food groups there my friend. That's like talking about a QB in a WR thread. The gall.

    They both may work together such as completing a pass for a QB-WR or obesity, extremities smelling of cabbage, or heart disease (although this might work in both cases) for corn dogs-cotton candy. However they are separate entities in their own right.

    Back to the topic at hand, we don't know the facts yet. There's no point in getting pissy or placing blame.....yet. I'm sure people will say I'm making excuses for Gordon but he's innocent until proven guilty.

  • corn dogs. devil dogs. malo cups. slim jims.

    at 1:56 in has to be the classic line of the whole movie.

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