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  • Having the dog really isnt a big deal, its something the kids will like. The Browns are trying to make it a more family vibe. The name though is kinda not good. I was thinking along the lines of Bruiser.

  • Swagger is the name of my Old Spice deodorant I think.

    I would have named him The Most Interesting Dog In The World.

    Z

  • I like the dawg pound but the mascot to me is just meh. I don't care either way. Just win some damn football games.

    But I do hate the name. Swag/swagger is lingo used to entice pre pubescent boys to buy shit.

  • I thought the whole Dawg thing was pretty cool how it started with those guys getting fired up and barking at the fans, and they barked right back! I'll admit l thought it would die down, or something equally cool and organic would take its place, but it never happened.

    It does seem kinda commercialized now, but it seems enough fans have embraced it that its here to stay. Hell, with every game on tv they show the fat dawg guy, and the 3 headed dawg guy, and the lady with the charm bracelet beehive hair.

  • This video is why i think this mascot idea kicks ass. I love the idea and think this would bring more attention to the team.

    DieHardBrownsFanD 1 Reply

  • gotta love some ugga booga.

  • Trained to go for the groin.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    Trained to go for the groin.

    @ballpeen said:

    Trained to go for the groin.

    That is a little bulldog. Imagine what a bull mastiff could do if sic'd on a Steeler player.

    Go for Big Ben's gonads and no woman will have to worry about him ever again!

    (though...it would likely result in a lawsuit) I mean, a Bull mastiff is a dog you don't want to fuck with:

    Bullmastiff-puppies-16.jpg

  • D DawgsRule90

    This video is why i think this mascot idea kicks ass. I love the idea and think this would bring more attention to the team.

    @dawgsrule90 said:

    This video is why i think this mascot idea kicks ass. I love the idea and think this would bring more attention to the team.

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    @dawgsrule90 said:

    This video is why i think this mascot idea kicks ass. I love the idea and think this would bring more attention to the team.

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

    Just check out the first two minutes of this:

    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • For all of you bitching about the name, the Browns are not naming the dog. It is the name that the owner gave the dog that they are bringing in to be the mascot. Considering the noise and excitement on the sidelines, it would be dangerous to bring in puppy or an untrained dog to be the mascot. They are bringing in a professionally trained dog who currently has an owner. That means a previous name.

    Ruining threads since 1897.

  • remember spuds mackenzie?

    while living in mesa a local radio station plugged a night were bud was bringing in spuds mackenzie. so my sister and i (animal lovers that we are) went out to see the dog and it's trainer etc. so we thought.

    as we were walking in the bar through the parking lot some douchebag was putting on a english pit terrier outfit.

    wanted to walk up to the asshole and kick him in the nuts. (even though he was just making a buck). reallY? i'm going to sit and spend money and watch some asshole dance around in a dog costume instead of getting to check out the cool actual dog?

    go fuck yourselves bud light.

    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    cambridgehoC 1 Reply
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    Zombo said:

    I disagree, I think the "Dawgs" transcended the era and gave us an identity that still sticks today. I think it is more like calling the Giants the "G-Men" , the Cowboys "America's Team" or the Saints using "Who Dat" and the Bungles "Who Dey" ... it is just something that came along and stuck.

    It is marketable, it gives us an identity, it is fun ... I think, if anything, we should embrace the whole "Dawgpound" thing even more.

    Zombo

    Well, I see a large part of the whole Dawg thing as being very much a product of an unimaginitve public relations department.

    To me, if it were the case that the Dawg persona was the organic wish of the fans, then I would be OK with it...like it was in the beginning. But I see it more now as just a contrived artifact shoved down our throat merely for marketing/money purposes.

    We could mate Brownie and Swagger... 😮

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, I see a large part of the whole Dawg thing as being very much a product of an unimaginitve public relations department.

    To me, if it were the case that the Dawg persona was the organic wish of the fans, then I would be OK with it...like it was in the beginning. But I see it more now as just a contrived artifact shoved down our throat merely for marketing/money purposes.

    I hear you, Gip, but while the original "Dogs of the Defense" did fade away, the Dog Pound never did.

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    remember spuds mackenzie?

    while living in mesa a local radio station plugged a night were bud was bringing in spuds mackenzie. so my sister and i (animal lovers that we are) went out to see the dog and it's trainer etc. so we thought.

    as we were walking in the bar through the parking lot some douchebag was putting on a english pit terrier outfit.

    wanted to walk up to the asshole and kick him in the nuts. (even though he was just making a buck). reallY? i'm going to sit and spend money and watch some asshole dance around in a dog costume instead of getting to check out the cool actual dog?

    go fuck yourselves bud light.

    @miktoxic said:

    remember spuds mackenzie?

    Sure... only dog in the world that got more girls than Johnny Footfault...

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  • ComeonmanC Comeonman

    "Having a giant turd laying mascot taking a shit on the field is quite appropriate for a team doing the same thing." Got a good laugh outta that one

    @comeonman said:

    "Having a giant turd laying mascot taking a shit on the field is quite appropriate for a team doing the same thing." Got a good laugh outta that one

    hmmm and you are a Browns fan?

  • I think its a great choice. Mean as tough f'ing dog to represent a team that wants to be down and dirty tough. Perfect, beats the shit out of an elf in leotards.

  • T Taco918

    What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    @taco918 said:

    What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    Having a little person run around all crazy in an elf costume would be epic. He would be flipping off the camera and mooning everyone. I can just see it now.

  • Let's get a drunk elf and and a rabid dog and put them them in a cage.

    Zombo

  • hire the notre dame drunk and ugga and we're golden.

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