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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    @dawgsrule90 said:

    This video is why i think this mascot idea kicks ass. I love the idea and think this would bring more attention to the team.

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

    Just check out the first two minutes of this:

    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • For all of you bitching about the name, the Browns are not naming the dog. It is the name that the owner gave the dog that they are bringing in to be the mascot. Considering the noise and excitement on the sidelines, it would be dangerous to bring in puppy or an untrained dog to be the mascot. They are bringing in a professionally trained dog who currently has an owner. That means a previous name.

    Ruining threads since 1897.

  • remember spuds mackenzie?

    while living in mesa a local radio station plugged a night were bud was bringing in spuds mackenzie. so my sister and i (animal lovers that we are) went out to see the dog and it's trainer etc. so we thought.

    as we were walking in the bar through the parking lot some douchebag was putting on a english pit terrier outfit.

    wanted to walk up to the asshole and kick him in the nuts. (even though he was just making a buck). reallY? i'm going to sit and spend money and watch some asshole dance around in a dog costume instead of getting to check out the cool actual dog?

    go fuck yourselves bud light.

    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    cambridgehoC 1 Reply
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    Zombo said:

    I disagree, I think the "Dawgs" transcended the era and gave us an identity that still sticks today. I think it is more like calling the Giants the "G-Men" , the Cowboys "America's Team" or the Saints using "Who Dat" and the Bungles "Who Dey" ... it is just something that came along and stuck.

    It is marketable, it gives us an identity, it is fun ... I think, if anything, we should embrace the whole "Dawgpound" thing even more.

    Zombo

    Well, I see a large part of the whole Dawg thing as being very much a product of an unimaginitve public relations department.

    To me, if it were the case that the Dawg persona was the organic wish of the fans, then I would be OK with it...like it was in the beginning. But I see it more now as just a contrived artifact shoved down our throat merely for marketing/money purposes.

    We could mate Brownie and Swagger... 😮

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, I see a large part of the whole Dawg thing as being very much a product of an unimaginitve public relations department.

    To me, if it were the case that the Dawg persona was the organic wish of the fans, then I would be OK with it...like it was in the beginning. But I see it more now as just a contrived artifact shoved down our throat merely for marketing/money purposes.

    I hear you, Gip, but while the original "Dogs of the Defense" did fade away, the Dog Pound never did.

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    remember spuds mackenzie?

    while living in mesa a local radio station plugged a night were bud was bringing in spuds mackenzie. so my sister and i (animal lovers that we are) went out to see the dog and it's trainer etc. so we thought.

    as we were walking in the bar through the parking lot some douchebag was putting on a english pit terrier outfit.

    wanted to walk up to the asshole and kick him in the nuts. (even though he was just making a buck). reallY? i'm going to sit and spend money and watch some asshole dance around in a dog costume instead of getting to check out the cool actual dog?

    go fuck yourselves bud light.

    @miktoxic said:

    remember spuds mackenzie?

    Sure... only dog in the world that got more girls than Johnny Footfault...

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  • ComeonmanC Comeonman

    "Having a giant turd laying mascot taking a shit on the field is quite appropriate for a team doing the same thing." Got a good laugh outta that one

    @comeonman said:

    "Having a giant turd laying mascot taking a shit on the field is quite appropriate for a team doing the same thing." Got a good laugh outta that one

    hmmm and you are a Browns fan?

  • I think its a great choice. Mean as tough f'ing dog to represent a team that wants to be down and dirty tough. Perfect, beats the shit out of an elf in leotards.

  • T Taco918

    What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    @taco918 said:

    What happened to the elf? Didn't we have some guy in an elf costume last year? I'll admit the costume looked pretty gay but throw up that elf display we had back in the day and be done with it.

    Having a little person run around all crazy in an elf costume would be epic. He would be flipping off the camera and mooning everyone. I can just see it now.

  • Let's get a drunk elf and and a rabid dog and put them them in a cage.

    Zombo

  • hire the notre dame drunk and ugga and we're golden.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    A Bull Mastiff would bite the guy in half.

    Just check out the first two minutes of this:

    @the-gipper said:

    Just check out the first two minutes of this:

    You owe me 2 minutes...

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  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @the-gipper said:

    Just check out the first two minutes of this:

    You owe me 2 minutes...

    @tour2ma said:

    You owe me 2 minutes...

    WTF are you talking about. Those Sherlock Holmes with Jeremy Brett are some of the best TV shows ever made.

  • Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    miktoxicM The GipperT 2 Replies
  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    great talented kids...

    BUT

    if you want official kick ass rock song (many colleges play this now) coming through tunnels or a rally song this is it:

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • I would prefer Machinehead.

  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    No. Talk about owing 2 minutes. Ancient headbanger riffs. Only impressive thing is how young they are.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    @lbc-mike said:

    Can we have these kids play when the dog leads the team thru the tunnel.

    great talented kids...

    BUT

    if you want official kick ass rock song (many colleges play this now) coming through tunnels or a rally song this is it:

    @miktoxic said:

    great talented kids...

    BUT

    if you want official kick ass rock song (many colleges play this now) coming through tunnels or a rally song this is it:

    Well, this song has now become almost cliche. I mean, when soccer crowds start chanting it you know it is time to move on to something new.

  • at least that means people have heard of it.

    i mean i love todd rundgren but can't stand it when they play the "i don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on my drums all day" crap.

    can anyone ever play like a b side song?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    at least that means people have heard of it.

    i mean i love todd rundgren but can't stand it when they play the "i don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on my drums all day" crap.

    can anyone ever play like a b side song?

    @miktoxic said:

    at least that means people have heard of it.

    i mean i love todd rundgren but can't stand it when they play the "i don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on my drums all day" crap.

    can anyone ever play like a b side song?

    Here is a B side for you (A side: So Lonesome I could cry)

    ballpeenB 1 Reply
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