Josh Gordon Troubles
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Don't forget Plaxico "I-shot-my-own-thigh" Burress, who appeared on ESPN's NFL Live yesterday.
Jameis Winston.
double lol...
Zombo said:
Time to recap Gordon's litany of crimes:
1. Smoking marijuana while being in the NFL
2. Driving with a BAC 0.9 in a state in which 0.8 is legal.
You forgot the codeine that paved his criminal path...
You forgot the codeine that paved his criminal path...
you ever get a wisdom tooth pulled and they give you tylenol w/codeine for pain?
give me some morphine or heroin right in my veins.
codeine is worthless unless you are a 1880s hag whore.
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you ever get a wisdom tooth pulled and they give you tylenol w/codeine for pain?
give me some morphine or heroin right in my veins.
codeine is worthless unless you are a 1880s hag whore.
Mik- this is Dr. Hoorta talking- and I can tell you this much. Phenergan + codeine "the purple drank" is the best damn cough medicine ever invented by man.
That said- a few things. Back in my 60s HS days- when things were a tad looser drug wise, Derelicts would pick up a bottle of codeine cough syrup, a bottle of Mad Dog 20\20 or Thunderbird (ah- What's the word- Thunderbird. What's the price? Quarter twice. How soon? High Noon.) - total cash outlay < $1, & slam them both. Crap back then, if you had a friendly guy behind the counter, you could pick up a bottle of Paregoric- which contains opium, for an even better buzz.
Yeah- as a pure pain killer codeine is pretty lame compared to the higher level opioid stuff like Vicodin and Oxycontin- but it's nowhere near as addictive either.
LOL, didya know heroin- by it's chemical name diacetymorphine, rapidly gets converted into just morphine by anyone who shoots it up? The current thinking is one of it's metabolites monacetyl morphine -is the psychoactive stuff that gives junkies their high?
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i didn't know any of this. man when i was in HS in sandusky we had some weed, some qualudes and some acid and mesc.
i never ever heard the word peragoric before.
i've had a sip of 'that purple drank' last year by some member of ghoolie's family (slavic). tasted like cough medicine and did absolutely nothing for me. meanwhile realize this is a saturday afternoon and the barmaid is pouring me shot after shot of jaeger for nothing. plus cold buds and maybe a little toke.
just another day in the life.
i think if a doctor got a hold of my piss or my blood right now they would either run for the hills or strain it out and make a antidote for liver disease.
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i didn't know any of this. man when i was in HS in sandusky we had some weed, some qualudes and some acid and mesc.
i never ever heard the word peragoric before.
i've had a sip of 'that purple drank' last year by some member of ghoolie's family (slavic). tasted like cough medicine and did absolutely nothing for me. meanwhile realize this is a saturday afternoon and the barmaid is pouring me shot after shot of jaeger for nothing. plus cold buds and maybe a little toke.
just another day in the life.
i think if a doctor got a hold of my piss or my blood right now they would either run for the hills or strain it out and make a antidote for liver disease.
i didn't know any of this. man when i was in HS in sandusky we had some weed, some qualudes and some acid and mesc.
i never ever heard the word peragoric before.
i've had a sip of 'that purple drank' last year by some member of ghoolie's family (slavic). tasted like cough medicine and did absolutely nothing for me. meanwhile realize this is a saturday afternoon and the barmaid is pouring me shot after shot of jaeger for nothing. plus cold buds and maybe a little toke.
just another day in the life.
i think if a doctor got a hold of my piss or my blood right now they would either run for the hills or strain it out and make a antidote for liver disease.
Neat.
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i didn't know any of this. man when i was in HS in sandusky we had some weed, some qualudes and some acid and mesc.
i never ever heard the word peragoric before.
i've had a sip of 'that purple drank' last year by some member of ghoolie's family (slavic). tasted like cough medicine and did absolutely nothing for me. meanwhile realize this is a saturday afternoon and the barmaid is pouring me shot after shot of jaeger for nothing. plus cold buds and maybe a little toke.
just another day in the life.
i think if a doctor got a hold of my piss or my blood right now they would either run for the hills or strain it out and make a antidote for liver disease.
Neat.
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Time to recap Gordon's litany of crimes:
1. Smoking marijuana while being in the NFL
2. Driving with a BAC 0.9 in a state in which 0.8 is legal.
Thug! Retard!
Who makes these choices at 23?
Should never be allowed the privilege of playing in the NFL again!
Zombo
-- Ray Rice cold cocked his fiancé in an elevator and knocked the 110 lb. woman the fuck out. There's video. That fucker will play this year.
Zombo said:
Time to recap Gordon's litany of crimes:
1. Smoking marijuana while being in the NFL
2. Driving with a BAC 0.9 in a state in which 0.8 is legal.
** i think #1 was technically "failure to appear for a urine screen"...but probably same difference in reality.
like Tour said, we can't leave out the purple drank codeine fail.
with honorable mention to "passing out in the Taco Bell drive thru/mj possession charge"...which kinda kicked it all off back at Baylor.
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Who hasn't passed out in a Taco Bell drive thru at 2am?
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Who hasn't passed out in a Taco Bell drive thru at 2am?
Who hasn't passed out in a Taco Bell drive thru at 2am?
I want to party with Josh and Johnny.
Tired of being the inept choir boys while the bad asses win the division.
Let's wreck this league.
Zombo
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slap them up and down with my big dick baby...
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you ever get a wisdom tooth pulled and they give you tylenol w/codeine for pain?
give me some morphine or heroin right in my veins.
codeine is worthless unless you are a 1880s hag whore.
Mik- this is Dr. Hoorta talking- and I can tell you this much. Phenergan + codeine "the purple drank" is the best damn cough medicine ever invented by man.
That said- a few things. Back in my 60s HS days- when things were a tad looser drug wise, Derelicts would pick up a bottle of codeine cough syrup, a bottle of Mad Dog 20\20 or Thunderbird (ah- What's the word- Thunderbird. What's the price? Quarter twice. How soon? High Noon.) - total cash outlay < $1, & slam them both. Crap back then, if you had a friendly guy behind the counter, you could pick up a bottle of Paregoric- which contains opium, for an even better buzz.
Yeah- as a pure pain killer codeine is pretty lame compared to the higher level opioid stuff like Vicodin and Oxycontin- but it's nowhere near as addictive either.
LOL, didya know heroin- by it's chemical name diacetymorphine, rapidly gets converted into just morphine by anyone who shoots it up? The current thinking is one of it's metabolites monacetyl morphine -is the psychoactive stuff that gives junkies their high?
Yeah- as a pure pain killer codeine is pretty lame compared to the higher level opioid stuff like Vicodin and Oxycontin- but it's nowhere near as addictive eithr
Did you know?
The effective dose for Codeine to produce a "high" is dangerously close to the lethal dose, making it one of the most dangerous opioids to abuse.
The more you know...
#Justsayin' -
The drug I would take is melange......but that won't be available for another 10 or 20 thousand years.
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you ever get a wisdom tooth pulled and they give you tylenol w/codeine for pain?
give me some morphine or heroin right in my veins.
codeine is worthless unless you are a 1880s hag whore.
Mik- this is Dr. Hoorta talking- and I can tell you this much. Phenergan + codeine "the purple drank" is the best damn cough medicine ever invented by man.
That said- a few things. Back in my 60s HS days- when things were a tad looser drug wise, Derelicts would pick up a bottle of codeine cough syrup, a bottle of Mad Dog 20\20 or Thunderbird (ah- What's the word- Thunderbird. What's the price? Quarter twice. How soon? High Noon.) - total cash outlay < $1, & slam them both. Crap back then, if you had a friendly guy behind the counter, you could pick up a bottle of Paregoric- which contains opium, for an even better buzz.
Yeah- as a pure pain killer codeine is pretty lame compared to the higher level opioid stuff like Vicodin and Oxycontin- but it's nowhere near as addictive either.
LOL, didya know heroin- by it's chemical name diacetymorphine, rapidly gets converted into just morphine by anyone who shoots it up? The current thinking is one of it's metabolites monacetyl morphine -is the psychoactive stuff that gives junkies their high?
LOL, didya know heroin- by it's chemical name diacetymorphine, rapidly gets converted into just morphine by anyone who shoots it up? The current thinking is one of it's metabolites monacetyl morphine -is the psychoactive stuff that gives junkies their high?
Also, did you know?
Codeine, morphine, and theibane are the three primary alkaloids of pure opium; therefore all opioids are synthesized from and metabolized into one or more of those 3 natural chemicals.
And yes 6-MAM is much more potent than heroin. "Black tar" heroin is created by using acetic acid to enhance the amount of 6-MAM in the drug.
The more you know...
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better living through chemistry?
mélange, you say, Gipper?
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i thought my friend was smoking an ecigarette the other day....i was wondering why the guy kept smiling and was getting lifted..........turned out to be another form of weed called 'wax'.
these dudes are nuts.
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i thought my friend was smoking an ecigarette the other day....i was wondering why the guy kept smiling and was getting lifted..........turned out to be another form of weed called 'wax'.
these dudes are nuts.
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Yeah- as a pure pain killer codeine is pretty lame compared to the higher level opioid stuff like Vicodin and Oxycontin- but it's nowhere near as addictive eithr
Did you know?
The effective dose for Codeine to produce a "high" is dangerously close to the lethal dose, making it one of the most dangerous opioids to abuse.
The more you know...
Did you know?
The effective dose for Codeine to produce a "high" is dangerously close to the lethal dose, making it one of the most dangerous opioids to abuse.
The more you know...
Did I know that? No. Does it surprise me? Again no. Probably the reason those guys back in the late 60s and early 70s were using alcohol in combination to enhance the effects. But.... if my math is correct- you'd have to slam about 4 bottles of purple drank- and 6-8 shots of Gray Goose to get up to a lethal level- probably even more that that if you were a narcotic and\or alcohol abuser. You well know abusers can build up an incredible tolerance to a drug. I mentioned before my neurologist pal saw a guy survive a BAC that would have killed an normal person X2.
Also, did you know?
Codeine, morphine, and theibane are the three primary alkaloids of pure opium; therefore all opioids are synthesized from and metabolized into one or more of those 3 natural chemicals.
And yes 6-MAM is much more potent than heroin. "Black tar" heroin is created by using acetic acid to enhance the amount of 6-MAM in the drug.
The more you know...
Well, the thing that I can't figure out is why any rational person would use heroin in the first place- knowing it's addictive potential. I had it offered to me once- and I didn't just walk- I ran in the other direction. I've seen the results up close and personal- trying to get blood tests from those guys when they show up in ER, and watching 20 gauge needles bend when you try and bust through the scarred up track marks. I won't get into the more ingenious locations the hard cores find veins to shoot up when their arms are shot- I'm sure you already know.
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've seen the results up close and personal- trying to get blood tests from those guys when they show up in ER, and watching 20 gauge needles bend when you try and bust through the scarred up track marks. I won't get into the more ingenious locations the hard cores find veins to shoot up when their arms are shot- I'm sure you already know.
When I was on the job, I used 12 and even 10 gauge caths for venous access on trauma arrest patients. I liked to go big.......for me the larger needles were the easist to stick.
99.9% of trauma arrest patients died anyhow so it didn't matter what size in those circumstances
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Time for a "Kids... don't try this at home!" disclaimer...
Meanwhile back at the thread...
Report on NFL Insiders yesterday was that Josh's case was still at the negotiation stage which apparently consists of a legal 3-way between his, the NFLPA's and the league's lawyers. The fact that it was still at this stage was taken to indicate there are circumstances that would have led to a suspension of less than the full season. However, the recent DUI may have reset the proceeding.
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They should just include the DWI, suspend him for 8 games-to-a-year and force him to get more help... Ive given up on seeing him play this season anyway...
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