The two coffees and Obamao
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Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard."Are you Mohammed?" he asks."No my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up."Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets a bearded man.He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?""Who?, no" he answers "I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again "Are you Mohammed?""No, I am Jesus the Christ. You will find Mohammed higher up."Mohammed higher than Jesus? Man oh man, Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs even higher. Once again he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again asks his question."Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is now totally out of breath from all his climbing."No my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?Obama says "Yes, please."As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees."KEEP YOUR TRUST IN GOD.YOUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT.
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Cal now thinks Obama is going to heaven?
What is this world coming to?
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Well, he was allowed to visit for a few moments.
then the ladder was kicked out from under him, and
Obamao fell all the way down to where he belonged in the first place......
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This is in a book of "shitty jokes" that I have somewhere in my bathroom for shiterature. Except it's not Obama, it's some generic muslim guy.
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What a shitty "joke"
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What a shitty "joke" + " your Obamao is."
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Fixed.
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What a shitty "joke" + " your Obamao is."
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Fixed.
But you're quoting me. Why would I say "Your Obama". Unless he is your Obama? But then I agree, because the Obama you think is real, "your Obama", is a joke. Of course, like many things, you confuse your own perception and reality.
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woody translation:
"dammit. I can't keep up with any thread, so I'll just complain."
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Good one Cal.
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Did you not read what I posted or did you not understand it? Or are you just doing your little translation bit to avoid the fact you made a mistake?
There is nothing to "keep up with" in this thread. It is just a shitty joke...
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Apparently it isn't, or you wouldn't be complaining so much.
You'd just ignore it.
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I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.
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I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.
I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.
Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.
Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!
Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!
The seasoning for the spicy chicken sandwich could be made out of condensed homophobia. I don't give a shit. It is goddamn delicious.
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Obama is gay now?
Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody! -
Obama is gay now?
Doesn't that sound scarier?
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Obama is gay now?
Doesn't that sound scarier?
Doesn't that sound scarier?
No.
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Doesn't that sound scarier?
No.
No.
It does if you are one of the people in a pants shitting panic about society supposedly being on the edge of the abyss.
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No.
It does if you are one of the people in a pants shitting panic about society supposedly being on the edge of the abyss.
It does if you are one of the people in a pants shitting panic about society supposedly being on the edge of the abyss.
I am not one of those people.
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