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What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

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  • T Timugen

    I opened this thread thinking someone was having some fun. Un-fucking-believable if this was actually a serious post.

    @bugzilla said:

    Is there going to be a better wideout available next year?

    Anquan Boldin.

    Arguably better than Burress, comes without the baggage, great team player, solid work ethic (back in games just a couple weeks after having his hole face reassembled - as opposed to skipping out on practice for an entire season last year due to some phantom injury that never seemed to be there come gameday,) and what's that other thing I was trying to think of?......hmmm...

    Oh, yeah.....

    HE WON'T BE A GUEST OF THE STATE.

    @timugen said:

    I opened this thread thinking someone was having some fun. Un-fucking-believable if this was actually a serious post.

    The point of starting the thread was to show that the Browns most desperate need is a wideout to replace Braylon Edwards. Without another quality receiver we are going to have another dismal year in '09. It's so desperate that I'd consider busting Burress out of jail to get someone on the field who can catch a ball that hits them in the hands once out of a thousand times. At this point I don't care how much drama a player brings. Just someone who can catch a damn ball!

  • What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    S BUNSofSTEEL08B 2 Replies
  • B Buck The Frowns

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    Best post ever.

    Regards

    ..... an'at

    .

  • B Buck The Frowns

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

    Climbing the Stairway...To SEVEN !!
  • BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

    FREAKofSTEEL08 said:

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

    Hey Freak, maybe you can answer my unanswered question; does bail money count against the salary cap?

  • WTF is going on today? First a post about Vick, then Plaxico? What the heck; why not OJ. I'll bet he'll have some gas left in the tank, and we could use a guy who knows how to knife through the competition.

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    WTF is going on today? First a post about Vick, then Plaxico? What the heck; why not OJ. I'll bet he'll have some gas left in the tank, and we could use a guy who knows how to knife through the competition.

    Now there is a guy who could help more than Plex! What a slashing type runner he was! Nobody could cut like OJ. He probably would take a smaller contract since he already has money from selling his memorabilia and from licensing his wife's likeness as a Pez dispenser.

  • Drew Rosenhaus, who has represented Burress since he signed with the Giants four years ago, sent an e-mail to all 32 teams earlier this week in which he indicated Burress could be acquired via trade, according to three people informed of the contents of the e-mail.

    Say what you want about this guy, but he made Eli Manning look like a great QB. Look at Eli without him.

    via here.

  • Plaxico in Cleveland?

    NO, NO, NO...a thousand times NO!!! We do NOT need cancer after all the team has been through.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • Maybe we can hope Maurice Clarett gets out on probation before camp starts. He should be big enough to play DL.

    Along with Plax and Vick, we can make a offer to Pacman and then bargain for Larry Johnson since Mangini and Pioli are such good friends.

    Any other disgruntled cancers or convicts or over-the-hill hasbeens out there without a team.

  • Y YtownBrownsBacker

    Maybe we can hope Maurice Clarett gets out on probation before camp starts. He should be big enough to play DL.

    Along with Plax and Vick, we can make a offer to Pacman and then bargain for Larry Johnson since Mangini and Pioli are such good friends.

    Any other disgruntled cancers or convicts or over-the-hill hasbeens out there without a team.

    @ytownbrownsbacker said:

    Along with Plax and Vick

    Plax and Vick are not even in the same ballpark.

  • it's simple. what we need to acquire burress is a gift wrapped shotgun, and a fairly good-looking skank. end of story

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy

  • My guess is, the next of this kind of silly thread will feature:

    "Let's sign Mike Tyson as our enforcer linebacker, we need our defense to be meaner"

    "sigh"

  • Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

  • K Kid Rex

    Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

    @kid-rex said:

    Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

    thank you skip bayless. i thought that the browns board was supposed to be something happy. why would you have to ruin that by bringing in something that he says

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy

  • Burress cut by Giants FYI.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4040009

  • sign him for a decent two year deal. The only receiver we have got is Edwards and BE is good only when he is confident !

    B 1 Reply

  • Isn't he expected to serve jail time? No way we're signing him.

    On the other hand, this could help push forward that BE to New York deal that was being discussed a few weeks ago.

  • shoots i forgot all about jail time.

    yeah makes no sense to sign him now.

  • Common now, give the Brotha a chance.
    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
    BrownIndianB 1 Reply
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