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What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

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  • What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    @buck-the-frowns said:

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    What do we have to do to get Plaxico Burress?

    Bake a cake with a hacksaw in it. I like Vick better as an acquisition. It would be a fitting fate for him to play for a bad organization, surrounded by thousands of angry paople in dog masks out for his blood.

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

    FREAKofSTEEL08 said:

    Oh my THAT is Hilarious !!!

    Hey Freak, maybe you can answer my unanswered question; does bail money count against the salary cap?

  • WTF is going on today? First a post about Vick, then Plaxico? What the heck; why not OJ. I'll bet he'll have some gas left in the tank, and we could use a guy who knows how to knife through the competition.

  • @buck-the-frowns said:

    WTF is going on today? First a post about Vick, then Plaxico? What the heck; why not OJ. I'll bet he'll have some gas left in the tank, and we could use a guy who knows how to knife through the competition.

    Now there is a guy who could help more than Plex! What a slashing type runner he was! Nobody could cut like OJ. He probably would take a smaller contract since he already has money from selling his memorabilia and from licensing his wife's likeness as a Pez dispenser.

  • Drew Rosenhaus, who has represented Burress since he signed with the Giants four years ago, sent an e-mail to all 32 teams earlier this week in which he indicated Burress could be acquired via trade, according to three people informed of the contents of the e-mail.

    Say what you want about this guy, but he made Eli Manning look like a great QB. Look at Eli without him.

    via here.

  • Plaxico in Cleveland?

    NO, NO, NO...a thousand times NO!!! We do NOT need cancer after all the team has been through.

    Mike

  • Maybe we can hope Maurice Clarett gets out on probation before camp starts. He should be big enough to play DL.

    Along with Plax and Vick, we can make a offer to Pacman and then bargain for Larry Johnson since Mangini and Pioli are such good friends.

    Any other disgruntled cancers or convicts or over-the-hill hasbeens out there without a team.

  • Maybe we can hope Maurice Clarett gets out on probation before camp starts. He should be big enough to play DL.

    Along with Plax and Vick, we can make a offer to Pacman and then bargain for Larry Johnson since Mangini and Pioli are such good friends.

    Any other disgruntled cancers or convicts or over-the-hill hasbeens out there without a team.

    @ytownbrownsbacker said:

    Along with Plax and Vick

    Plax and Vick are not even in the same ballpark.

  • it's simple. what we need to acquire burress is a gift wrapped shotgun, and a fairly good-looking skank. end of story

  • My guess is, the next of this kind of silly thread will feature:

    "Let's sign Mike Tyson as our enforcer linebacker, we need our defense to be meaner"

    "sigh"

  • Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

  • Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

    @kid-rex said:

    Plaxico Burress is another TO.....TEAM OBLITERATOR!

    thank you skip bayless. i thought that the browns board was supposed to be something happy. why would you have to ruin that by bringing in something that he says

  • sign him for a decent two year deal. The only receiver we have got is Edwards and BE is good only when he is confident !

  • Isn't he expected to serve jail time? No way we're signing him.

    On the other hand, this could help push forward that BE to New York deal that was being discussed a few weeks ago.

  • shoots i forgot all about jail time.

    yeah makes no sense to sign him now.

  • Common now, give the Brotha a chance.
  • sign him for a decent two year deal. The only receiver we have got is Edwards and BE is good only when he is confident !

    @brownindian said:

    sign him for a decent two year deal. The only receiver we have got is Edwards and BE is good only when he is confident !

    I could not think of a more effective way to destroy a team than to sign Plaxico Burress. I had this opinion BEFORE the gun issue. A new coach has a lot better uses of his time than to spend 80% of it watching over one player.

    A few years ago, in an economic move, the Steelers had to choose which WR to keep - Ward or Burress. They kept Ward. He is probably headed for Canton. They let Burress walk. He may be headed for Sing Sing. Million dollar talent, ten cent brain. What is it with all the head case wide receivers at the present time?

  • Common now, give the Brotha a chance.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Common now, give the Brotha a chance.

    If he is convicted he could have max 3.5 yrs so until we know about his sentence we should just wait and watch.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Common now, give the Brotha a chance.

    If he is convicted he could have max 3.5 yrs so until we know about his sentence we should just wait and watch.

    @brownindian said:

    If he is convicted he could have max 3.5 yrs so until we know about his sentence we should just wait and watch.

    Actually, from PFT.com......"a guy facing felony charges that could result in a mandatory minimum prison stay of 3.5 years"