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  • Here's to "in-between" bars...

  • no apologizes.

    i go into a tavern i kinda know what kinda tavern it is.

    not the tavern where there are bar fights and young thugs trying to prove themselves.

    not into the other that is so high class they look down at people wearing a hoodie.

    something in-between.

    cheap drinks and cheap laughs. play some pool. let's go. bustin' balls all day long, no probs.

    a little nerd psychopath wanting to borrow a cigarette and tell you you and everything that you know to be true sucks...............

    i'll never kill anyone. but i'll drive them to do it themselves.

    @miktoxic said:

    i'll never kill anyone. but i'll drive them to do it themselves.

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  • I've been a member of this board for years and there are more negative fans here than anywhere else. Is Hoyer going to be a Peyton Manning? Fuck no, but we are 4-3. Let that shit sink in. We have a WINNING RECORD. Hoyer can't throw the deep ball. His passes aren't on point. He threw 3 passes today that would have been INTs against a better team, but you know, Raiders gonna raid. Guys have to dive and scrap just to grab them. Still, the motherfucker wins games. Also, our WRs are fucking midgets. Not one of them is over 5'10. Hoyer is a game manager and he is managing games. Done. He's not the long term solution, but we're still in the hunt going into November and that feels fucking nice. So can we chill the hell out with all of the EVERYBODY SUX!!!! posts? If you are so miserable all the time, why even be a fan?

    P.S. MORE CROW!!! CAW CAW! THROW DEM PIZZA LUNCHABLES ON DA FIELD!

  • going into the 'tavern' today i liked as a physical, actual bar.

    plenty of good folks there. i'd surely go back.

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?" naw next week i'll go somewhere else. don't like young and dumb beer muscle jocks that just talk and intimidate others. and then just because i don't want the thought of me breaking an ashtray over one of these asshole's heads.

    don't have the time for negativity and stats negativity and every guy negativity.

    life is too short.

  • going into the 'tavern' today i liked as a physical, actual bar.

    plenty of good folks there. i'd surely go back.

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?" naw next week i'll go somewhere else. don't like young and dumb beer muscle jocks that just talk and intimidate others. and then just because i don't want the thought of me breaking an ashtray over one of these asshole's heads.

    don't have the time for negativity and stats negativity and every guy negativity.

    life is too short.

    @miktoxic said:

    going into the 'tavern' today i liked as a physical, actual bar.

    plenty of good folks there. i'd surely go back.

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?" naw next week i'll go somewhere else. don't like young and dumb beer muscle jocks that just talk and intimidate others. and then just because i don't want the thought of me breaking an ashtray over one of these asshole's heads.

    don't have the time for negativity and stats negativity and every guy negativity.

    life is too short.

    The same two fucks in that tavern repeat the same shit over and over.

    So hoyer sucks and you want to be anointed when the browns collapse? What is your purpose? What is your point? You just waiting by the keyboard drooling so you can say "I told you so!"

  • Winning promotes winning. Hoyer is better than JF at winning. Until JF proves he can do it, he's a backup.. just like Hoyer wa sin NE.

    You know who else had a cannon for an arm, could make every throw while kneeling? Spergon Wynn.

    Carr has a cannon, yes.. but he wasn't the best QB on the field yesterday.

  • Hoyer 275 yards, TD 111 QB rating, sacked only once, no turnovers, home win, covered our largest spread in years.

    7-3 in games he has started, 1-12 in games he hasn't.

    Browns have had one QB with a rating over 80 since the return, Anderson with 82.5 in 2007, Hoyer has a 91.

    Sure a lot of energy going into discussions of replacing him.

    Zombo

  • Hoorta you can't really believe that the downfall of our running game is due to the fact that teams figured out our scheme? Come on bud, losing Alex Mack and rearranging the entire offense of line surely had a big part to play...

    WSS

  • going into the 'tavern' today i liked as a physical, actual bar.

    plenty of good folks there. i'd surely go back.

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?" naw next week i'll go somewhere else. don't like young and dumb beer muscle jocks that just talk and intimidate others. and then just because i don't want the thought of me breaking an ashtray over one of these asshole's heads.

    don't have the time for negativity and stats negativity and every guy negativity.

    life is too short.

    @miktoxic said:

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?"

    And 1 of those douchebags is wearing a coral colored shirt with a lame ass backpack.

  • @miktoxic said:

    and then in the dark autumn moon you have a couple of assholes show up and you think to yourself "wow, really?"

    And 1 of those douchebags is wearing a coral colored shirt with a lame ass backpack.

    @d-bone said:

    And 1 of those douchebags is wearing a coral colored shirt with a lame ass backpack.

    They will be taken care of next weekend.

  • @d-bone said:

    And 1 of those douchebags is wearing a coral colored shirt with a lame ass backpack.

    They will be taken care of next weekend.

    @mark-o said:

    They will be taken care of next weekend.

    Nice!

  • Hoyer 275 yards, TD 111 QB rating, sacked only once, no turnovers, home win, covered our largest spread in years.

    7-3 in games he has started, 1-12 in games he hasn't.

    Browns have had one QB with a rating over 80 since the return, Anderson with 82.5 in 2007, Hoyer has a 91.

    Sure a lot of energy going into discussions of replacing him.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    7-3 in games he has started, 1-12 in games he hasn't.

    So... you're saying BH makes a difference?

    @d-bone said:

    And 1 of those douchebags is wearing a coral colored shirt with a lame ass backpack.

    ... but man... can that boy type or what?

  • @walterwhite said:

    You booted me from the Tavern for promoting Manziel but no outrage over Mik threatening to kill someone.

    Oh, okay. Good to see the mods aren't biased or anything.

    I booted you for being a negative whiney asswipe. Consider yourself lucky that I only booted you out and didn't ban you for the rest of the game.

    If you don't like it....I don't give a damn. Try complaining to the management here, see how that works out for you.

    @mark-o said:

    I booted you for being a negative whiney asswipe. Consider yourself lucky that I only booted you out and didn't ban you for the rest of the game.

    If you don't like it....I don't give a damn. Try complaining to the management here, see how that works out for you.

    Yeah, but threats against someone's life (joking or not) are way not appropriate. I fully feel that someone needs to call the police on that post. Seriously. That's a terroristic threat if I ever saw one.

  • @mark-o said:

    I booted you for being a negative whiney asswipe. Consider yourself lucky that I only booted you out and didn't ban you for the rest of the game.

    If you don't like it....I don't give a damn. Try complaining to the management here, see how that works out for you.

    Yeah, but threats against someone's life (joking or not) are way not appropriate. I fully feel that someone needs to call the police on that post. Seriously. That's a terroristic threat if I ever saw one.

    @thaak said:

    Yeah, but threats against someone's life (joking or not) are way not appropriate. I fully feel that someone needs to call the police on that post. Seriously. That's a terroristic threat if I ever saw one.

    If the police were called on everyone that ever made a threat over a message board then the police would never have time to focus on actual situations requiring attention.

  • @mark-o said:

    I booted you for being a negative whiney asswipe. Consider yourself lucky that I only booted you out and didn't ban you for the rest of the game.

    If you don't like it....I don't give a damn. Try complaining to the management here, see how that works out for you.

    Yeah, but threats against someone's life (joking or not) are way not appropriate. I fully feel that someone needs to call the police on that post. Seriously. That's a terroristic threat if I ever saw one.

    @thaak said:

    Yeah, but threats against someone's life (joking or not) are way not appropriate. I fully feel that someone needs to call the police on that post. Seriously. That's a terroristic threat if I ever saw one.

    Well then "someone" should. Go for it. Make the call.,

    Call the police and tell them an anonymous dude jokingly threatened another anonymous dude online. Im sure they will drop everything and get to the bottom of it right away!

  • Hoorta you can't really believe that the downfall of our running game is due to the fact that teams figured out our scheme? Come on bud, losing Alex Mack and rearranging the entire offense of line surely had a big part to play...

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Hoorta you can't really believe that the downfall of our running game is due to the fact that teams figured out our scheme? Come on bud, losing Alex Mack and rearranging the entire offense of line surely had a big part to play...

    WSS

    Maybe losing Mack has something to do with it, but certainly not all of it. There were times in the Raiders game there were three guys in the Browns backfield about a 1\2 second after Hoyer handed the ball off- that's not all on just one guy- it can't be. I'll let Tour comment, as he watches o-line play even more closely than I do, but teams have been crowding the line and stacking the box more in the last two games. That does a couple things Steve it clogs up the running lanes, and allows the CBs to jam our midget wrs at the line, throwing the timing off. Shanny better put on his thinking cap to figure out what needs fixing.