Dear Cleveland Browns
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November 2, 2014
Cleveland Browns
100 Alfred Lerner Way
Cleveland, OH 44114
Dear Cleveland Browns:
We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.
Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.
Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.
Sincerely,
The Dallas Cowboys
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LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??
Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...
LOL... enjoy
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No SERIOUSLY take him back. PLEASE!!
You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options
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I still use the phrase "We got Weedened" when our offense screws something up... lol
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lol...
I wonder if Everlasting actually started Wheezy...
Sadly since the Deadskins broke our starting quarterback we had no choice but to start Wheezy. Though personally I would have benched him at the half and put our third string quarterback Vaughn in.
Personally I was praying for our defense to keep him off the field after they scored that pick 6 on the opening drive for the opposition.
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No SERIOUSLY take him back. PLEASE!!
You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options
You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options
We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.
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We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.
The local McDonalds might be hiring? I'm of the opinion that the browns have 3 quarterbacks better than wheezy on the roster
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We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.
The local McDonalds might be hiring? I'm of the opinion that the browns have 3 quarterbacks better than wheezy on the roster
The local McDonalds might be hiring? I'm of the opinion that the browns have 3 quarterbacks better than wheezy on the roster
The Raiders and the Jags have 2 quarterbacks on the roster better than Wheezy.
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We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.
You can probably sign Aaron Hernandez for that
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I only caught that the boys were losing...didn't see how well or unwell Weedon played. That bad huh? Last week he was tits though against the Skins and people were like see it's the Browns. It took one week for a defense to look at some old tape and say ah hah..that's what the skins didn't do right. So weeds was up to his old self today? I actually feel bad a bit for the kid. He's not NFL material though, it's that simple.
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The Raiders and the Jags have 2 quarterbacks on the roster better than Wheezy.
So do we... probably 3...
To bad the trade deadline passed.
Could have had JM for a 1st and 3rd...
If you had wanted to throw in Wheezy, then two-1sts and a 3rd...
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Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.
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The Raiders and the Jags have 2 quarterbacks on the roster better than Wheezy.
So do we... probably 3...
To bad the trade deadline passed.
Could have had JM for a 1st and 3rd...
If you had wanted to throw in Wheezy, then two-1sts and a 3rd...
So do we... probably 3...
To bad the trade deadline passed.
Could have had JM for a 1st and 3rd...
If you had wanted to throw in Wheezy, then two-1sts and a 3rd...
Umm no thanks on the JM deal. I have never been SO grateful that we passed on a draft pick than when we didn't pick him. I do not think that kid is NFL material. He is Tim Tebow without the upstanding character. You can keep JM too. After the Wheezy debacle I don't think we want to take a chance on any more players.
I only caught that the boys were losing...didn't see how well or unwell Weedon played. That bad huh? Last week he was tits though against the Skins and people were like see it's the Browns. It took one week for a defense to look at some old tape and say ah hah..that's what the skins didn't do right. So weeds was up to his old self today? I actually feel bad a bit for the kid. He's not NFL material though, it's that simple.
Most of us (fan wise) did not think he was that great against the Skins. We were against Romo coming back because he was not even close to 50% let alone 100% and risked further injury NOT because Wheezy was actually playing well.
The DC organization had no choice but to back him because Romo could not play today. After his disastrous performance today Romo is flying to London for the Jags game and rumor has it he will play.
Sadly Wheezy only performs like something resembling an NFL player when the game is already lost not when it counts most. SIGH
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Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.
Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.
HAHA!!!!
i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.
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