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Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer

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  • Man... they'll let anybody join mensa these days...

  • Man... they'll let anybody join mensa these days...

    @tour2ma said:

    Man... they'll let anybody join mensa these days...

    Anyone in the top 2% of IQ, yes.

  • are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

  • @tour2ma said:

    Man... they'll let anybody join mensa these days...

    Anyone in the top 2% of IQ, yes.

    @stocktonshorts said:

    Anyone in the top 2% of IQ, yes.

    Been there, Junior... on a dare, many years ago...

    Never took it all that seriously... an outlook you should adopt.

  • @darkside5 said:

    Shorty, you are never going to win the MENSA bowl, you don't have the talent for it. But you go on believing that you're Gods gift to all things wise. So pack your little " History will be kind to me" catch phrase and shove it where the sun don't shine. Here's a new catch phrase for you. "It would be kind if YOU were history".

    I bet I do.

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    @stocktonshorts said:

    I bet I do.

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    You are without a doubt the most ignorant recipient I've seen.

  • Which NFL QB has a Rating of 67.7 on 3rd downs and a completion % of 48.4% on 3rd downs? Both worst in the NFL of qualifying QBs.

    Who is your guess? (Hint: The team he plays for is ranked 31st in the NFL in 3rd down conversion %, despite playing the worst cumulative 3rd down defenses in the NFL to date)

    Winner gets some knowledge!

    @stocktonshorts said:

    Which NFL QB has a Rating of 67.7 on 3rd downs and a completion % of 48.4% on 3rd downs? Both worst in the NFL of qualifying QBs.

    Who is your guess? (Hint: The team he plays for is ranked 31st in the NFL in 3rd down conversion %, despite playing the worst cumulative 3rd down defenses in the NFL to date)

    Winner gets some knowledge!

    Which QB tonight DID NOT have a 2 QB rating? I will give you a hint, he does not have a $100M contract. You are about the last person in the nation that doesn't recognize how good Hoyer is. I am going with Kurt Warners opinion over yours every time.

  • @stocktonshorts said:

    Which NFL QB has a Rating of 67.7 on 3rd downs and a completion % of 48.4% on 3rd downs? Both worst in the NFL of qualifying QBs.

    Who is your guess? (Hint: The team he plays for is ranked 31st in the NFL in 3rd down conversion %, despite playing the worst cumulative 3rd down defenses in the NFL to date)

    Winner gets some knowledge!

    Which QB tonight DID NOT have a 2 QB rating? I will give you a hint, he does not have a $100M contract. You are about the last person in the nation that doesn't recognize how good Hoyer is. I am going with Kurt Warners opinion over yours every time.

    @jcam222 said:

    Which QB tonight DID NOT have a 2 QB rating? I will give you a hint, he does not have a $100M contract. You are about the last person in the nation that doesn't recognize how good Hoyer is. I am going with Kurt Warners opinion over yours every time.

    Let's expound on that for a second- get that through your fat head Stockton- Hoyer is 9-3 as a starter. 9-3 All you need to know. FYI that's up in Otto Graham territory. Please don't bring up some lame shit he only beat bottom feeders- tell that to the Steelers- who lost to the Bucs, Chargers who got BLOWN OUT against the Fins, or Seahags who lost to the Rams.

    Hoyer has more football smarts in his toes than Anderson has in his entire body, if you want to trot out that lame argument.

  • are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    @miktoxic said:

    are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  • are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    @miktoxic said:

    are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    Would explain the coral...

  • Stop responding to him. He comes here and repeats the same crap for attention, instead of just saying ONCE what he has to say about Hoyer, then enjoying the WINS.

  • Lol. Every browns fan I know besides Stockton is loving the whooping we put on cincy.

  • Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

  • Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

  • "90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "

    Huh?

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    Sha boom! Nicely done!

  • There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

  • There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

  • @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    @gftchris said:

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    They still won't be calling on Cal.

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    lol... Well done, but...

    You simply must drop both of those "g's"...

    ... in favor of apostrophes.

    as they damage your rhyme...

    which is truly a crime...

    since great poetry doesn't grow on trees.