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Me and Toxic would beat Andy Dalton's ass.

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  • bbedward bbedwardB Conversation Starter Reacting Well Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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    bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by
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    If our defense plays like they did last week then he's going to have a very rough day.

    Unlike luck, once we smash Dalton around early he's only going to get worse.

    Also let's stuff hill a few feet into the turf to show him how we aren't that good.

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    • bbedwardB bbedward

      If our defense plays like they did last week then he's going to have a very rough day.

      Unlike luck, once we smash Dalton around early he's only going to get worse.

      Also let's stuff hill a few feet into the turf to show him how we aren't that good.

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      LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
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      @bbedward said:

      If our defense plays like they did last week then he's going to have a very rough day.

      Unlike luck, once we smash Dalton around early he's only going to get worse.

      Also let's stuff hill a few feet into the turf to show him how we aren't that good.

      This is my thought as well. The defense is playing better than they were before and they made Dalton look like a dumb shit.

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        This may sound crazy coming from a "fanboy", but I'm really looking forward to what this D can do the 2nd time around. I love OL play and I love me some D. JFF is just icing on the cake. Go Browns!

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          Kumbaya and shit. What unites us is much stronger than what divides us.

          Aside - where are all the Bengal fans this week? Is Zombo directly to thank for locking the door or are they still out-and-out freaked out from what the Browns did to them in their house (plus, now with what our midget might do)? Either way, it's a lot better around here.

          Wreck this fucking league.

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            Kumbaya and shit. What unites us is much stronger than what divides us.

            Aside - where are all the Bengal fans this week? Is Zombo directly to thank for locking the door or are they still out-and-out freaked out from what the Browns did to them in their house (plus, now with what our midget might do)? Either way, it's a lot better around here.

            Wreck this fucking league.

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            bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by
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            @andruw-u said:

            Kumbaya and shit. What unites us is much stronger than what divides us.

            Aside - where are all the Bengal fans this week? Is Zombo directly to thank for locking the door or are they still out-and-out freaked out from what the Browns did to them in their house (plus, now with what our midget might do)? Either way, it's a lot better around here.

            Wreck this fucking league.

            They won't show up here unless they win, of all the trolls they may humor me the most.

            I remember last year how cocky they were before hoyer beat them the first time.

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            • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

              Mik,

              I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

              Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

              Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

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              Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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              @walterwhite said:

              Andy-Dalton2.jpg

              Is it just my color-blind eyes or is his hair a fair match for the CIN uni color?

              @texasag1969 said:

              This may sound crazy coming from a "fanboy", but I'm really looking forward to what this D can do the 2nd time around. I love OL play and I love me some D. JFF is just icing on the cake. Go Browns!

              Crazy? Not sure... but your fanboy status is hanging by a thread with crazy talk like the above... a thread with a little icing on it.

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              • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

                Mik,

                I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

                Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

                Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

                Andy-Dalton2.jpg

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                USFBrownU USFBrown wrote on last edited by
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                @walterwhite said:

                Mik,

                I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

                Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

                Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

                Andy-Dalton2.jpg

                Just wondering, how old are you?

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                  letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by
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                  My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

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                    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

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                    WinstonLegthighW WinstonLegthigh wrote on last edited by
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                    @letsgojackets said:

                    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

                    Find some little money finger branches

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                      @letsgojackets said:

                      My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

                      Find some little money finger branches

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                      letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by
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                      @winstonlegthigh said:

                      Find some little money finger branches

                      lmao. And tape some 1's to the branches. Please God.....Let the Browns win this Sunday. I will upload a pic and maybe even get a soundbite from said neighbor.

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                        MudflyM Mudfly wrote on last edited by
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                          Opal312O Opal312 wrote on last edited by
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                          I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling. If he is their leader, doesn't that tell you something about their players. I remember the hit on Trent Richardson after he was clearly down that cracked his ribs. There was enough animosity between these two teams and Marvin just gave the Browns much more incentive with his juvenile remark. This is becoming much more than just a divisional rivalry. It's going to be a war out there Sunday.

                          Go Browns

                          DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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                          • Opal312O Opal312

                            I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling. If he is their leader, doesn't that tell you something about their players. I remember the hit on Trent Richardson after he was clearly down that cracked his ribs. There was enough animosity between these two teams and Marvin just gave the Browns much more incentive with his juvenile remark. This is becoming much more than just a divisional rivalry. It's going to be a war out there Sunday.

                            Go Browns

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                            Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                            @opal312 said:

                            I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling.

                            Trying to get under "the kid's" skin.

                            We know it can be done (and have the "digit-al photo" to prove it), but Marv and CO. are going to have to do better than that.

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                              Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                              Just mentioned on ESPN that Dalton's cumulative QB Rating for Divisional games is 39.

                              It's the lowest for any QB in his division since 2003 or something.

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                                Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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                                @mudfly said:

                                attachicon.gif11carrottop dalton.jpg

                                I don't think carrot top is funny, but that pic is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

                                "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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                                  miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                                  gotta love walter. didn't know the hollywood effect would have caught him so early in his life but, god bless him.

                                  we can agree to disagree on certain topics but if we were to ever hang out and shit got thin i'd back you from 'the windows to the wall' my brother.

                                  steamroll a joint up in this piece.

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                                  • letsgojacketsL letsgojackets

                                    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

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                                    LBC mikeL LBC mike wrote on last edited by
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                                    @letsgojackets said:

                                    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

                                    will that snowman have hookers and coke rails?

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                                      D BoneD D Bone wrote on last edited by D Bone
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                                      My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

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                                      • D BoneD D Bone

                                        My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

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                                        LBC mikeL LBC mike wrote on last edited by
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                                        @d-bone said:

                                        My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

                                        why try d?

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                                        • LBC mikeL LBC mike

                                          @d-bone said:

                                          My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

                                          why try d?

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                                          @lbc-mike said:

                                          why try d?

                                          Little bored 😉

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