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Me and Toxic would beat Andy Dalton's ass.

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  • A Andruw u

    Kumbaya and shit. What unites us is much stronger than what divides us.

    Aside - where are all the Bengal fans this week? Is Zombo directly to thank for locking the door or are they still out-and-out freaked out from what the Browns did to them in their house (plus, now with what our midget might do)? Either way, it's a lot better around here.

    Wreck this fucking league.

    @andruw-u said:

    Kumbaya and shit. What unites us is much stronger than what divides us.

    Aside - where are all the Bengal fans this week? Is Zombo directly to thank for locking the door or are they still out-and-out freaked out from what the Browns did to them in their house (plus, now with what our midget might do)? Either way, it's a lot better around here.

    Wreck this fucking league.

    They won't show up here unless they win, of all the trolls they may humor me the most.

    I remember last year how cocky they were before hoyer beat them the first time.

  • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

    Mik,

    I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

    Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

    Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

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    @walterwhite said:

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    Is it just my color-blind eyes or is his hair a fair match for the CIN uni color?

    @texasag1969 said:

    This may sound crazy coming from a "fanboy", but I'm really looking forward to what this D can do the 2nd time around. I love OL play and I love me some D. JFF is just icing on the cake. Go Browns!

    Crazy? Not sure... but your fanboy status is hanging by a thread with crazy talk like the above... a thread with a little icing on it.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

    Mik,

    I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

    Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

    Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

    Andy-Dalton2.jpg

    @walterwhite said:

    Mik,

    I feel like the son of Odin and Fjorgyn in Nordic Mythology, He was the god of thunder, the sky, fertility, and the law. Armed with his strength-giving items, a belt and the hammer Mjölnir, he had a simple way of righting wrongs, he more or less killed and fucked everything that moved.

    Are we really going to let this red haired fruit fuck dolt go into OUR STADIUM and fuck with us?

    Let's show this GINGER fuck how we do Sunday.

    Andy-Dalton2.jpg

    Just wondering, how old are you?

  • My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

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  • letsgojacketsL letsgojackets

    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

    @letsgojackets said:

    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

    Find some little money finger branches

  • WinstonLegthighW WinstonLegthigh

    @letsgojackets said:

    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

    Find some little money finger branches

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    Find some little money finger branches

    lmao. And tape some 1's to the branches. Please God.....Let the Browns win this Sunday. I will upload a pic and maybe even get a soundbite from said neighbor.

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  • I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling. If he is their leader, doesn't that tell you something about their players. I remember the hit on Trent Richardson after he was clearly down that cracked his ribs. There was enough animosity between these two teams and Marvin just gave the Browns much more incentive with his juvenile remark. This is becoming much more than just a divisional rivalry. It's going to be a war out there Sunday.

    Go Browns

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
  • Opal312O Opal312

    I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling. If he is their leader, doesn't that tell you something about their players. I remember the hit on Trent Richardson after he was clearly down that cracked his ribs. There was enough animosity between these two teams and Marvin just gave the Browns much more incentive with his juvenile remark. This is becoming much more than just a divisional rivalry. It's going to be a war out there Sunday.

    Go Browns

    @opal312 said:

    I wonder why a head football coach resorts to name calling.

    Trying to get under "the kid's" skin.

    We know it can be done (and have the "digit-al photo" to prove it), but Marv and CO. are going to have to do better than that.

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  • Just mentioned on ESPN that Dalton's cumulative QB Rating for Divisional games is 39.

    It's the lowest for any QB in his division since 2003 or something.

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  • MudflyM Mudfly

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    @mudfly said:

    I don't think carrot top is funny, but that pic is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."

  • gotta love walter. didn't know the hollywood effect would have caught him so early in his life but, god bless him.

    we can agree to disagree on certain topics but if we were to ever hang out and shit got thin i'd back you from 'the windows to the wall' my brother.

    steamroll a joint up in this piece.

  • letsgojacketsL letsgojackets

    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

    @letsgojackets said:

    My neighbor is a huge Bungles fan. If we win again, the kids and I are making a huge JFF snowman in his front yard next time it snows enough. He would literally lose his shit if that happened.

    will that snowman have hookers and coke rails?

  • My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

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  • D BoneD D Bone

    My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

    @d-bone said:

    My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

    why try d?

  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    @d-bone said:

    My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

    why try d?

    @lbc-mike said:

    why try d?

    Little bored 😉

  • There was a pic of a ginger dwarf in another thread. lol wish we could all have shirts for the game of that

  • D BoneD D Bone

    My mom would've said: "It's Toxic and I would beat Andy Dalton's ass".

    @d-bone said:

    It's Toxic and I

    right DBone but actually it's 'WITHNAIL AND I' you perfumed ponce."

    👍

  • I swear these two are related ... Andy Dalton and Dennis Quaid.

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    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
  • nickersN nickers

    I swear these two are related ... Andy Dalton and Dennis Quaid.

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    @nickers said:

    I swear these two are related ... Andy Dalton and Dennis Quaid.

    Based upon their shirts?

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