The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies.
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The Silmarillion is more or less vignette's of "history". There are a few dozen stories in there.....not really amenable to a movie that would tell one continuous tale.
Stand-alone HBO series?
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The Silmarillion is more or less vignette's of "history". There are a few dozen stories in there.....not really amenable to a movie that would tell one continuous tale.
The Silmarillion is more or less vignette's of "history". There are a few dozen stories in there.....not really amenable to a movie that would tell one continuous tale.
Stand-alone HBO series?
Unless they added a lot of sex and also made it a lot more interesting it wouldn't survive next to game of thrones
Hey it's got to have sex or it won't sell? Are you the type of guy who went ga-ga over Kate Upton doing commercials for Game of War?
So how's this for a story line- Beren a mortal man- falls head over heels for Luthien- an elf princess. (trivia insert- she's also the X-grandmother of Arwen in LOTR). So Beren and Luthien want to get married. Her dad, Elf King Thingol says fat chance of that happening. So I'll let you get married- on one condition bring me a Silmaril and it's all cool. There's a slight problem. Thingol figures he's given Beren an impossible task. There are three Silmarils- gems crafted by Feanor in the First age of the world (same guy who probably made Saruman's Palantir) that make Thorin's Arkenstone look like a drill bit stud. However, they're currently in the possession of one Morgoth- the ultimate badass of Middle Earth- (happens to be Sauron's boss).
So Beren and Luthien set out on the impossible journey- with some help from a friend (the Elf King Finrod- there were a lot of elf kings back then, but the majority of them got killed) and meet Sauron (he wasn't just a spirit way back then) & a lot of nasty critters (Cacharoth) on the way to get a Silmaril from Morgoth. And hopefully live happily ever after.
Interested? I would be.
Oh Steve more trivia- (why I love the detail Tolkien went into, and Jackson's attention to it) if you remember in LOTR Womtongue describes Aragorn's ring to Sauman- he's talking about the Ring of Barahir- that's Beren's dad. The ring was many thousands of years old.
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Is that Kate upton? Typically I just roll my eyes over what a rip off "game of war" is. And yes, I'm sorry, sex does sell.
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Is that Kate upton? Typically I just roll my eyes over what a rip off "game of war" is. And yes, I'm sorry, sex does sell.
Is that Kate upton? Typically I just roll my eyes over what a rip off "game of war" is. And yes, I'm sorry, sex does sell.
Just come out of the closet and check out some hentai sites... Why pretend you like video games?
WSS
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Yeah bro totally. I'm gay which is why my nights are annoyingly filled with toddlers wanting me to throw them in the air.
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
Yeah bro totally. I'm gay which is why my nights are annoyingly filled with toddlers wanting me to throw them in the air.
Yeah bro totally. I'm gay which is why my nights are annoyingly filled with toddlers wanting me to throw them in the air.
You're a paedo as well? Sick, dude.
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I'd punch you in the teeth for that limey except probably nobody would notice the difference
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Apparently sarcasm doesn't travel water across so well.
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Yeah bro totally. I'm gay which is why my nights are annoyingly filled with toddlers wanting me to throw them in the air.
Hey little angry boy, perhaps you're confused. Did you for some reason think that hentai was gay pornography? I'm thinking it's time for an Emily Litella nevermind...Yeah bro totally. I'm gay which is why my nights are annoyingly filled with toddlers wanting me to throw them in the air.
WSS
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I don't really waste my time watching cartoons fuck
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I don't really waste my time watching cartoons fuck
I don't really waste my time watching cartoons fuck
Ha. Don't try to weasel out of it dude you thought it was queer until you looked it up...
WSS
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So the point is I don't waste my time watching cartoon characters fuck. Think about what you just said:
"Nerd! You don't know what hentai is!"
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OK, so, what the fuck is a hentai..........a variation of a maitai made with chicken broth?
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Google it...if you're not at work.
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So the point is I don't waste my time watching cartoon characters fuck. Think about what you just said:
"Nerd! You don't know what hentai is!"
So the point is I don't waste my time watching cartoon characters fuck. Think about what you just said:
"Nerd! You don't know what hentai is!"
No bud. The point is I made a little joke and you misunderstood it and then got mad. That's all. Nothing more sinister or unforgivable than that.
We we're talking about science fiction characters and fantasy characters and sex... Do a web search for hentai ogres.
WSS
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No thanks
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No thanks
No thanks
He said as he looked to the left, looked to the right and after ascertaining he was alone, typed it in...
WSS
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Sorry Steve I don't share your affection for cartoons of mythical beasts raping the Japanese
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Are you into furries too? This thread nose dived pretty quickly
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I dunno, we could attempt to bring it back by venturing in to elf-porn.
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