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  • he played 13 games while manziel couldn't stay healthy for 2...

  • Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

  • Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

    @jrb12711 said:

    Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    @masterdog said:

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    You consider 7.3 yards per attempt long passes?

  • OK boys, how about this quote from NFL.com

    Does not drive the ball with velocity down the field and can be affected by cold and windy conditions (see Cincinnati).

    Perfect for Cleveland eh. He plays inside in Minneapolis.

    @edwardejw said:

    OK boys, how about this quote from NFL.com

    Does not drive the ball with velocity down the field and can be affected by cold and windy conditions (see Cincinnati).

    Perfect for Cleveland eh. He plays inside in Minneapolis.

    And the guy we picked has velocity? He was throwing ducks out there.

  • @masterdog said:

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    You consider 7.3 yards per attempt long passes?

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    You consider 7.3 yards per attempt long passes?

    No, but it's better than half of the league. Drew Brees has a 7.5 yaards per attempt. The best starter (A. Rodgers) finished with 8.4.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    @masterdog said:

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    You consider 7.3 yards per attempt long passes?

    Nothing like fishing for a worthless stat to prove a worthless point. Carry on.

  • To put it most simply, passing yards per attempt is the single most important indicator of success in all of football. The short version is this:

    * Teams that win the passing YPA battle almost always win the game.
    * Teams that lose the passing YPA battle almost always lose the game.
    * The winningest teams in history are typically the teams with the best passing YPA average.
    * The winningest quarterbacks in history are typically the quarterbacks with the best passing YPA average.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    Eh I don't care about what we could have had but something that can't be understated is the Vikings threw a ton of "safe" passes to ease Teddy in. I don't think that's even a terrible strategy but I recall looking it up before and something like 70% of his attempts were less than 5 yards.

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    @masterdog said:

    7.3 yards per attempt.

    That's better than Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Tom Brady, M. Stafford, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, C. Kaepernick, N. Foles, C. Newton.

    Don't let your own bias fool you.

    Yards per attempt is a worthless stat. It simply divides number of passes and the number of yards which creates a a huge, laughable flaw. I'll give the Vikings credit-they have good pass catchers who got yards after catch.

    When you look at the REAL measure, the adjusted net yards per attempt, guess where old Teddy is? 27th, behind world beaters Jay Cutler and our Brian Hoyer.

    http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/player-adjusted-net-yards-per-attempt-statistics/2014/

    But please, tell me again how I'm bias.

  • Cardale will win the QB battle at Ohio State and play like a champion next year. He's always had the talent, he was just an immature kid. This past season he became a father and matured his approach to learning his craft.

    Of course, I won't expect you to admit you made a mistake when you're proven objectively wrong next season.

  • @junkyard-dawg said:

    There's zero chance out of homer delusions Cardale Jackass goes 1st overall.

    you're a fucking dolt

  • @edwardejw said:

    OK boys, how about this quote from NFL.com

    Does not drive the ball with velocity down the field and can be affected by cold and windy conditions (see Cincinnati).

    Perfect for Cleveland eh. He plays inside in Minneapolis.

    The Vikings played outside last year. Not sure if they're new stadium is domed or not.

    @mark-o said:

    Perfect for Cleveland eh. He plays inside in Minneapolis.

    The Vikings played outside last year. Not sure if they're new stadium is domed or not.

    partial glass ceiling actually - and they play outside for another year. So teddy will don those cute gloves once again

  • Just a other Browns mistake in a huge pot of shit. Haslam has destroyed this organization.

  • Just a other Browns mistake in a huge pot of shit. Haslam has destroyed this organization.

    @itoldyouso said:

    Just a other Browns mistake in a huge pot of shit. Haslam has destroyed this organization.

    Please GTFO of here.

  • "@Krauserrific Teddy Twatwater's accuracy under pressure (per @PFF 😞 75.2%, best in the league and the highest single season score since 2008."

    I thought Manziel was suppose to be the cool cat under pressure. 😛

  • "@Krauserrific Teddy Twatwater's accuracy under pressure (per @PFF 😞 75.2%, best in the league and the highest single season score since 2008."

    I thought Manziel was suppose to be the cool cat under pressure. 😛

    @masterdog said:

    I thought Manziel was suppose to be the cool cat under pressure. 😛

    He is... problem, as we learned, was he was drunk so he felt no pressure... #Bulletproof

  • only reason one could possibly be on twatwater's nuts a year after the fact is....you gotta be black.

    why else would you defend someone so much when the dude isn't even wearing orange and brown?

    didn't get watkins, didn't get mack or clowney. you know what? who gives a shit?

  • Cleveland's fag scene isn't vibrant enough for twatwater.

  • only reason one could possibly be on twatwater's nuts a year after the fact is....you gotta be black.

    why else would you defend someone so much when the dude isn't even wearing orange and brown?

    didn't get watkins, didn't get mack or clowney. you know what? who gives a shit?

    @miktoxic said:

    didn't get watkins, didn't get mack or clowney. you know what? who gives a shit?

    Not me, thats for sure.....tho I did give a shit this morning, but thats a tail of woe....cause it fell off when I wagged

  • HA!

    mine just flies out of me when i cough nowadays.