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  • I'd be jordan. Because I would spend so much money in one week. So much money.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • There are 5 major sports? In what country?

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  • Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • I would be Otto Graham by the way. Pro Football in the 50s would be awesome.Being the QB of the greatest team in the sport and playing a championship game every year of your career ... C'mon.

    Z

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  • Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
    gumby73G 1 Reply

  • I'd be Leroy Kelly, GREAT rb and far, far, FAR greater role model than Jimmy Brown.

    Actually, a pogo stick would be a greater role model than Jimmy Brown.....

  • Fred Couples. Easy.

  • Z Zombo

    I would be Otto Graham by the way. Pro Football in the 50s would be awesome.Being the QB of the greatest team in the sport and playing a championship game every year of your career ... C'mon.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    I would be Otto Graham by the way. Pro Football in the 50s would be awesome.Being the QB of the greatest team in the sport and playing a championship game every year of your career ... C'mon.

    Z

    Yeah but he made so little money. I know that's not the most important thing, obviously, but it stops me from wanting to be anyone pre 2000 basically.

  • gumby73G gumby73

    You get one week to be 1 athlete of the 5 Major Sports ( No WWE is Not, sorry) Active, Retired or Deceased. Who would You Be?? Of Course I Would Be Gronk, Plays like a Champ and Can Have Fun With It Also 😁

    @gumby73 said:

    You get one week to be 1 athlete of the 5 Major Sports ( No WWE is Not, sorry) Active, Retired or Deceased. Who would You Be?? Of Course I Would Be Gronk, Plays like a Champ and Can Have Fun With It Also 😁

    There are only 4 major spectator sports....unless you are including golf or auto racing. Volleyball, Lacrosse, soccer, have not crossed the threshold into being major yet.

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  • L LondonBrown

    Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

    @londonbrown said:

    Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

    What about Ireland? Hurley, Snooker, and Dwarf tossing?

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  • Sexploits: 20,000 slam dunks

    Wilt Chamberlain’s 1991 autobiography, A View from Above, goes some way to revealing
    the extent of the basketball star’s sex drive. A cool 20,000 women shared Chamberlain’s
    (extra long) bed at one time or another. As Seymour Goldberg puts it: “Some people collect
    stamps; Wilt collected women.”

    If Chamberlain did indeed bed that many lucky ladies, he certainly had the tool for the job.
    Friends of the man asserted that he possessed an 11 inch member that would sometimes
    pop out of his shorts during games.

    Acknowledged as one of the greatest players in the history of the sport (he once scored 100
    points in a single game), Chamberlain defended his astounding sexual statistics, saying that
    he never bedded a married woman, and added: “I was just doing what was natural—chasing
    good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available”

    Chamberlain died of congestive heart failure on October 12, 1999 in California.

  • I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • Browns149B Browns149

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    @browns149 said:

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @browns149 said:

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    @the-gipper said:

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • Browns149B Browns149

    @the-gipper said:

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    @browns149 said:

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @browns149 said:

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

    Yeah, Glenn Close, should be seen from far far away.

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."

  • Just for shits and giggles The 5 Major sports are suppose to be NFL,MLB,NBA,NHL and PGA.. But again we disagree and that's The Fun American Way... Has MMA now surpassed Boxing, see no Tyson, ALI want a Be's??

    Browns & Buffett: Got to go fishin, Down to rock bottom again, with just a few Friends
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    Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

    @ballpeen said:

    Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

    Thank You for my Laugh of the Day 😁 Nice Ta-Ta's..

    Browns & Buffett: Got to go fishin, Down to rock bottom again, with just a few Friends
    👍

  • Arnold Palmer, the guy who lifted PGA golf to it's major status. Watching him is what got me playing that great game.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST
  • T TexasAg1969

    It would have to be Mayweather who can run around with a one armed opponent for a few rounds in one damn sorry exhibition fight and get paid a ton by fools that still think this is a real sport.

    @texasag1969 said:

    It would have to be Mayweather who can run around with a one armed opponent for a few rounds in one damn sorry exhibition fight and get paid a ton by fools that still think this is a real sport.

    I agree, for the money he gets paid I would be Floyd. If you're saying boxers aren't real athletes though, you are completely out of your fucking mind.
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