Kenyan Lawyer offers Goats/Cows to Marry Obama's daughter Malia
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Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao
already has moochelle........
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Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao
already has moochelle........
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Joke - play on "moo"l Yes, you don't think anything is ever funny, except maybe
something strange that makes you feel like you aren't a woodpecker.
Please, STOP your incessant BITCHING and WHINING.
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Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao
already has moochelle........
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Joke - play on "moo"l Yes, you don't think anything is ever funny, except maybe
something strange that makes you feel like you aren't a woodpecker.
Please, STOP your incessant BITCHING and WHINING.
Joke - play on "moo"l Yes, you don't think anything is ever funny, except maybe
something strange that makes you feel like you aren't a woodpecker.
Please, STOP your incessant BITCHING and WHINING.
Hahaha, yes, backtrack please
I love how, to prove I didn't get on your nerves about the magic jesus donkey comment, you've been twice a pissy towards me as usual. Yep, you were so right... I completely didn't push your buttons..
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Nope. Offering the animals to the daughter would be giving them right back
to himself.
The offer is an old custom of "bribing" the head of household, the father, for the
right to marry his daughter.
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Nope. Offering the animals to the daughter would be giving them right back
to himself.
The offer is an old custom of "bribing" the head of household, the father, for the
right to marry his daughter.
Nope. Offering the animals to the daughter would be giving them right back
to himself.
The offer is an old custom of "bribing" the head of household, the father, for the
right to marry his daughter.
You're right, a dowry, practiced in the Middle East as well.
I assumed it was to the daughter since the article didn't state the animals were offered to the Dear Leader.
This one does.
http://news.yahoo.com/kenyan-lawyer-offers-livestock-wed-obamas-daughter-report-150054452.html
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It's a solid offer
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Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao
already has moochelle........
Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao
already has moochelle........
Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.
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Stuart said:
Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.
Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody! -
Stuart said:
Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.
Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Yep. Liberals don't typically follow conservative leaders. You're catching on Woody!
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Stuart said:
Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.
Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?
WSS
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Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...
Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?
WSS
Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?
WSS
Hard to say.
Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.
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Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?
WSS
Hard to say.
Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.
Hard to say.
Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.
Catch phrases? That's all you got? That was weak Woodly considering poor, uneducated, desperate libfucks have their catch phrases too...
catch phrases that amount to nothing but lies anyway because they are low info dumbfucks.
Put your money where your mouth is and search for posts where there is only a catch phrase and nothing else to support it.
You will find very few.
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HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.
Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.
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Well I assume ex Nazis in hiding have their own way of doing things.
WSS
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HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.
Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.
HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.
Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.
Argentina is in Amerigo de Sur. I don't think there is much Jewish influence, or too many camels so a Camel would be a really impressive gift. As far as New versus Old Testament very few people could live up to Mosaic law, hence God sending his son for Salvation through grace and acceptance versus works.
Beyond the word of God, the Old Testament is an intriguing read. I know this, because during my youth, while bored during sermons I would often pick up a bible in the pews and start reading the Old Testament.
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Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html
Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia ObamaBy Todd Leopold, CNN
Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015
(CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.
His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.
"People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.
Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.
"I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."
He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.
According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.
There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.
"Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.
Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.
"It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.
No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.
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