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  • C calfoxwc

    Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao

    already has moochelle........

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    StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao

    already has moochelle........

    Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.

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      @calfoxwc said:

      Better to offer goats and some ostriches or something, Obamao

      already has moochelle........

      Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.

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      MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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      Stuart said:

      Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.

      Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

      Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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        Stuart said:

        Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.

        Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

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        @mld-woody said:

        Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

        Yep. Liberals don't typically follow conservative leaders. You're catching on Woody!

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          Stuart said:

          Not sheep though...Obama already has plenty of low information dumb fuck liberal sheep following him around.

          Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

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          @mld-woody said:

          Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

          Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?

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            @mld-woody said:

            Which is completely unique to liberals, and in no way can be said about any other political affiliation or politician...

            Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?

            WSS

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            @westside-steve said:

            Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?

            WSS

            Hard to say.

            Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.

            Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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              @westside-steve said:

              Completely? No. But I would bet it's a bit lopsided for the poorest and least educated. Wouldn't you?

              WSS

              Hard to say.

              Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.

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              StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on last edited by
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              @mld-woody said:

              Hard to say.

              Look at some of the posters on here. They have some level of education and wealth, but constantly spew the catch phrases and ideas associated with that side. You'd think the poor would be more desperate, and the less educated more dumb, but being gullible and close minded transcends all of that.

              Catch phrases? That's all you got? That was weak Woodly considering poor, uneducated, desperate libfucks have their catch phrases too...

              catch phrases that amount to nothing but lies anyway because they are low info dumbfucks.

              Put your money where your mouth is and search for posts where there is only a catch phrase and nothing else to support it.

              You will find very few.

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                  C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by Clevfan4life
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                  HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.

                  Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.

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                    Well I assume ex Nazis in hiding have their own way of doing things.

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                      HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.

                      Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.

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                      mohicanM mohican wrote on last edited by
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                      @clevfan4life said:

                      HA!! My uncle is Argentinian but of German descent...married a Spanish woman. They had two drop dead gorgeous daughters that are blueprint latina's and then a redhead who was still pretty but not nearly as pretty as the older two. They took a trip to Egypt and the men were all over the redhead. No joke they were being offered Camels for the youngest daughter. Apparently the mother had a good sense of humor because right infront of the daughter she started bartering for more camels.

                      Moral of that cool story is that people in the middle east are stone age old testament buffoons. I respect the new testament even though I don't believe hardly a lick of it except that a man named Jesus walked around during that period....but the old testament can suck a camels asshole it's the most bullshit laden piece of literature that has ever been foisted by the dark side on humans. I can't believe how many of you still don't see that. People are still treated like other people's property over there.

                      Argentina is in Amerigo de Sur. I don't think there is much Jewish influence, or too many camels so a Camel would be a really impressive gift. As far as New versus Old Testament very few people could live up to Mosaic law, hence God sending his son for Salvation through grace and acceptance versus works.

                      Beyond the word of God, the Old Testament is an intriguing read. I know this, because during my youth, while bored during sermons I would often pick up a bible in the pews and start reading the Old Testament.

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                        mohicanM mohican wrote on last edited by
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                        Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link

                        http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html

                        Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia Obama

                        By Todd Leopold, CNN

                        Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015

                        (CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.

                        His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.

                        "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.

                        Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.

                        "I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."

                        He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.

                        According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.

                        There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.

                        "Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

                        Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.

                        "It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.

                        No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.

                        Hope has two beautiful daughters: Their names are Anger and Courage. Anger that things are the way they are. Courage to make them the way they ought to be. - St. Augustine. Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their vision. - Ayn Rand
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                          LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there

                          to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like

                          he's the president....

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                            Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link

                            http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html

                            Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia Obama

                            By Todd Leopold, CNN

                            Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015

                            (CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.

                            His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.

                            "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.

                            Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.

                            "I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."

                            He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.

                            According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.

                            There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.

                            "Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

                            Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.

                            "It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.

                            No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.

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                            @mohican said:

                            Despite the fact that Michelle Obama is a Wookie (documented extensively on the internet, ya know?) and not a cow I will post the article from WSS's link

                            http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/living/feat-malia-obama-kenyan-lawyer/index.html

                            Kenyan lawyer offers cows, goats, sheep to marry Malia Obama

                            By Todd Leopold, CNN

                            Updated 2:39 PM ET, Thu May 28, 2015

                            (CNN)Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia.

                            His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.

                            "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper.

                            Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.

                            "I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price."

                            He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy.

                            According to prices on Africa Farming, Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess of $90,000.

                            There are some issues, of course. For one, Malia Obama is 16. For another, she'll have to develop a taste for village life.

                            "Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

                            Barrack Obama, currently operating as President of the United States of America is familiar with the traditions of the country of his supposed father.

                            "It's well within the cultural norms and traditions of Kenya to offer livestock for a bride price, " President Obama stated. "But as generous as this offer is I will have to decline because in the dark of night I might mistake one of the cows for Michelle.

                            No word of additional offerings such as camels and donkeys has been reported yet.

                            Christ he's a psycho

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                              LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there

                              to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like

                              he's the president....

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                              StinkHoleS StinkHole wrote on last edited by
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                              @calfoxwc said:

                              LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there

                              to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like

                              he's the president....

                              The lawyer's in for a rude awakening. Michelle has a dick.

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                                @calfoxwc said:

                                LOL. 16 is way too young. Obamao should just send Moochelle out there

                                to be married to that Kenyan lawyer. Then he could finally start acting like

                                he's the president....

                                The lawyer's in for a rude awakening. Michelle has a dick.

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                                Stuart said:

                                The lawyer's in for a rude awakening. Michelle has a dick.

                                for a husband. Finish your sentences.

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                                  No... I think he meant that moochelle really does have a woodypeckerhead.

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                                    MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by MLD Woody
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                                    We'll save this in a time capsule.

                                    We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife

                                    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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                                      C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                                      Ikr, cause Barbushka Bush so smoking hot right cal? Or how bout that homely little house on the prairie Laura?

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                                        We can open it up when cal is freaking out about someone insulting the appearance a future conservative president's wife woodypeckerhead

                                        **************************

                                        Was already done back in the day. Ridiculed Bush, Cheney, their wives and children.

                                        Nothing was left alone. How do you think mz the pussy got his extension to his name?

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                                          MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on last edited by
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                                          So some guy in the past made those comments. You hated that he made these comments. Thought it was immature and idiotic. So much so that his name was permanently changed to be insulting.

                                          ...

                                          and your response is to do exactly what that person did?

                                          Are you 5?

                                          Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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