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  • Stuart said:

    So how do you coach soccer Woodly?

    How are the plays drawn up? Strategies used?

    I was told that if soccer appears to you as a bunch of guys kicking a ball up and down the field, then you understand soccer.

    Do you think all a coach does in football is call plays?

    Are you asking this sarcastically or do you really have no idea what you're talking about?

    I've coached 7 to 11 year olds, the majority of what I focus on is fundamentals in practice. In a game, theres the basic subs and formation setting. There's also on the spot coaching opportunities to improve positioning, defense, decision making, etc.

    I'm not sure where you're trying to go with tho, but it looks like you're just showing you have no idea what you're talking about again.

    I said if soccer is just a bunch of light jogging and kicking a ball to you, then you really don't know anything about the sport.

    @mld-woody said:

    Do you think all a coach does in football is call plays?

    Are you asking this sarcastically or do you really have no idea what you're talking about?

    I've coached 7 to 11 year olds, the majority of what I focus on is fundamentals in practice. In a game, theres the basic subs and formation setting. There's also on the spot coaching opportunities to improve positioning, defense, decision making, etc.

    I'm not sure where you're trying to go with tho, but it looks like you're just showing you have no idea what you're talking about again.

    I said if soccer is just a bunch of light jogging and kicking a ball to you, then you really don't know anything about the sport.

    You're right Woody, I don't know anything about the sport.

    So please explain what a coach does during the course of a game...or is he just a highly paid cheerleader?

    Are there assistant and or position coaches?

    How many plays are there in a typical soccer playbook?

    Is there teamwork?

    In the other sports the positions are easy to recognize... each player is an expert at his position which is clearly defined by either what his job requires or his physical attributes... but soccer players look like gay clones of each other running around all over the field fighting over a ball with their little footsies.

    Soccer seems like a game invented for simpletons or people that lack special physical talent to play the other sports... which could explain its rising popularity...it's like everyone has a "right" to play a sport.LOL

    Why it is unappealing to real sports fans is that anyone can kick a ball ...and don't even go there about the level at which soccer players do it, its irrelevant...the bottom line is that anyone can run up and down a field kicking a ball, but not anyone can hit a 98 mph fastball, shoot a 3, or juke linebackers in addition to all the other skills required to play those respective sports.

    We always speak of American exceptionalism. Football reflects that. The greatest game ever invented. The true team sport where the success of every play is dependent on every player on the field...even when it comes down to kicking an extra point.

    All sports including soccer are fun to play, but I find it laughable that soccer players get paid to do what they do.

  • @westside-steve said:

    Check with the administrators, maybe they will add a forum for soccer, possibly combined with hairdressing and home decorating.

    WSS

    We'll have to put something together for the Women's World Cup in a week.

    Unless you HATE AMERICA STEVE!

    @mld-woody said:

    We'll have to put something together for the Women's World Cup in a week.

    Unless you HATE AMERICA STEVE!

    Sorry, too busy following the LPGA.

    WSS

  • @mld-woody said:

    We'll have to put something together for the Women's World Cup in a week.

    Unless you HATE AMERICA STEVE!

    Sorry, too busy following the LPGA.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Sorry, too busy following the LPGA.

    WSS

    Let me know if any of the competitors go down like they were hit with a bomb when they were untouched. And of course if it was a Red or Yellow Card.

  • @westside-steve said:

    Sorry, too busy following the LPGA.

    WSS

    Let me know if any of the competitors go down like they were hit with a bomb when they were untouched. And of course if it was a Red or Yellow Card.

    @gumby73 said:

    Let me know if any of the competitors go down like they were hit with a bomb when they were untouched. And of course if it was a Red or Yellow Card.

    Sorry I musta missed you point, but I was just being facetious.

    🙂

    WSS

  • You reject my conclusion that baseball is dying and soccer is growing. You have said that baseball is just as popular with kids as soccer. I am waiting to see any evidence to help support these claims.

    What determines how dangerous a sport is? Are we just talking youth or overall? Is it the number of absolute worst injuries in a sport (death) or the number of injuries overall? Is it concussions, because the chances of suffering a concussion in soccer is much higher than baseball (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2987636/). I didn't bring up "danger", I was responding to what Steve said. Is danger just overall injury rate? In that case:

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    http://www.ucdenver.edu/academics/colleges/PublicHealth/research/ResearchProjects/piper/projects/RIO/Documents/2012-13.pdf

    Now, this is where you post anecdotal evidence about your kids or something, and act like you've proven a point. Go ahead...

    @mld-woody said:

    You reject my conclusion that baseball is dying and soccer is growing. You have said that baseball is just as popular with kids as soccer. I am waiting to see any evidence to help support these claims.

    Except...of course, that is NOT what I said.....I said baseball as spectator sport still far far out matches soccer.....and I surmised that there are probably still many more kids going to see baseball games than soccer games.

    When one sports get millions and millions more spectators....that is clearly going to be true.

    What determines how dangerous a sport is? Are we just talking youth or overall? Is it the number of absolute worst injuries in a sport (death) or the number of injuries overall? Is it concussions, because the chances of suffering a concussion in soccer is much higher than baseball (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2987636/). I didn't bring up "danger", I was responding to what Steve said. Is danger just overall injury rate? In that case:

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    http://www.ucdenver.edu/academics/colleges/PublicHealth/research/ResearchProjects/piper/projects/RIO/Documents/2012-13.pdf

    Now, this is where you post anecdotal evidence about your kids or something, and act like you've proven a point. Go ahead...

  • Bottom Line: I agree that soccer is far ahead of any other sport in one category........and for the name of this category I defer to my cousin....who is English: They have more Preening Pansies than any other sport:

  • @comeonman said:

    I agree, for the money he gets paid I would be Floyd. If you're saying boxers aren't real athletes though, you are completely out of your fucking mind.

    No I'm saying it's a screwed up game designed to make maximum money for all. Why did this fight take so long to happen? Both too busy making money beating up lesser boxers. Fight game is just corrupt is all I'm saying.

    @texasag1969 said:

    No I'm saying it's a screwed up game designed to make maximum money for all. Why did this fight take so long to happen? Both too busy making money beating up lesser boxers. Fight game is just corrupt is all I'm saying.

    Boxing needs Don King back to clean the sport up.

  • "woody is a soccer pansie, woody is a soccer pansie"

    Gipper nails it again. 😎

  • Im lost.....are there any points being made here?...

    Is it that soccer sucks? or Baseball is more popular? Or some sport is more dangerous than another?.....wtf ????

  • Im lost.....are there any points being made here?...

    Is it that soccer sucks? or Baseball is more popular? Or some sport is more dangerous than another?.....wtf ????

    @mudfly said:

    Im lost.....are there any points being made here?...

    Is it that soccer sucks? or Baseball is more popular? Or some sport is more dangerous than another?.....wtf ????

    Woody is all over the place. I think the Preening Pansy reference about says it all for me.

    While I do talk soccer with him and the Brits, I agree with Z....that the subject should be RELEGATED to the minor league board.

  • Bottom Line: I agree that soccer is far ahead of any other sport in one category........and for the name of this category I defer to my cousin....who is English: They have more Preening Pansies than any other sport:

    @the-gipper said:

    Bottom Line: I agree that soccer is far ahead of any other sport in one category........and for the name of this category I defer to my cousin....who is English: They have more Preening Pansies than any other sport:

    Yes. Thank You Soccer Gods. Now Lets Adjust that Soccer Bar Graph of TRUE Injuries..

  • @baconhound said:

    Except when you have athletes that crossover. I don't know of a single soccer player that would has played Football, Basketball, Baseball or Hockey at a high collegiate/professional level. However I am aware of Charlie Ward, Deion Sanders, Bo Jackson, Dave Winfield, Jimmy Graham, Danny Ainge, etc..

    Becaus the skills aren't as transferable from soccer to football as they are from basketball to football. It's going from a predominantly endurance-based, lower body dominated sport to a quick burst, power-based primarily upper body dominated sport.

    And before you get off on it being a "whole body" sport, its not. It requires core and lower body strength, but the majority of skill and technique is hand-eye coordination.

    I can't recall many NFL players making the leap to professional organized soccer, either.

    As an added benefit, almost none of the people you mentioned were proficient at both sports. Some were barely proficient at one.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Becaus the skills aren't as transferable from soccer to football as they are from basketball to football. It's going from a predominantly endurance-based, lower body dominated sport to a quick burst, power-based primarily upper body dominated sport.

    And before you get off on it being a "whole body" sport, its not. It requires core and lower body strength, but the majority of skill and technique is hand-eye coordination.

    I can't recall many NFL players making the leap to professional organized soccer, either.

    As an added benefit, almost none of the people you mentioned were proficient at both sports. Some were barely proficient at one.

    Baseball to football? Baseball to basketball.

    I'd put the NBA vs MLS in a combine style performance evaluation any day.

    Charlie Ward Heisman Trophy winner and solid NBA Career

    Deion Sanders Hall of Fame Cornerback and 162 Game MLB average .263 11 2Bs 10 HRs 47 SBs

    Bo Jackson All-Star in both NFL & MLB considered by many as greatest athlete of all time

    Dave Winfield Hall of Fame MLB drafted by the Hawks (NBA) & Jazz (ABA) & Vikings (NFL).

    Yeah they pretty much sucked. Soccer players may attempt to be place kickers in the NFL but they aren't playing any sport other than soccer and I can't think of one reason why any great athlete would choose "Europe's Pastime"

  • Damn Days and still no Woody response. Is it possible the new man running FIBA is named Woody?? Stay Tuned..

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Becaus the skills aren't as transferable from soccer to football as they are from basketball to football. It's going from a predominantly endurance-based, lower body dominated sport to a quick burst, power-based primarily upper body dominated sport.

    And before you get off on it being a "whole body" sport, its not. It requires core and lower body strength, but the majority of skill and technique is hand-eye coordination.

    I can't recall many NFL players making the leap to professional organized soccer, either.

    As an added benefit, almost none of the people you mentioned were proficient at both sports. Some were barely proficient at one.

    Baseball to football? Baseball to basketball.

    I'd put the NBA vs MLS in a combine style performance evaluation any day.

    Charlie Ward Heisman Trophy winner and solid NBA Career

    Deion Sanders Hall of Fame Cornerback and 162 Game MLB average .263 11 2Bs 10 HRs 47 SBs

    Bo Jackson All-Star in both NFL & MLB considered by many as greatest athlete of all time

    Dave Winfield Hall of Fame MLB drafted by the Hawks (NBA) & Jazz (ABA) & Vikings (NFL).

    Yeah they pretty much sucked. Soccer players may attempt to be place kickers in the NFL but they aren't playing any sport other than soccer and I can't think of one reason why any great athlete would choose "Europe's Pastime"

    @baconhound said:

    Baseball to football? Baseball to basketball.

    I'd put the NBA vs MLS in a combine style performance evaluation any day.

    Charlie Ward Heisman Trophy winner and solid NBA Career

    Deion Sanders Hall of Fame Cornerback and 162 Game MLB average .263 11 2Bs 10 HRs 47 SBs

    Bo Jackson All-Star in both NFL & MLB considered by many as greatest athlete of all time

    Dave Winfield Hall of Fame MLB drafted by the Hawks (NBA) & Jazz (ABA) & Vikings (NFL).

    Yeah they pretty much sucked. Soccer players may attempt to be place kickers in the NFL but they aren't playing any sport other than soccer and I can't think of one reason why any great athlete would choose "Europe's Pastime"

    Baseball is a wholly unathletic sport compared to the rest. Requires little physical endurance and there's a low chance of serious injury from body to body physical contact. The main culprits of injury are self inflicted arm and shoulder injuries and deflected balls/hit by pitches. I also don't know of many athletes who started with baseball and transitioned to football...or basketball for that matter.

    The greatest number of transitions seem to occur from football to another sport.

    Deion was a slightly above average baseball player, very slightly.

    Charlie Ward and Dave Winfield never played more than one professional sport, so that argument is irrelevant. You can't make the argument they would have excelled in the pros because you have no idea. If you did have an idea, you'd be employed by ESPN. Secondly, getting drafted by the MLB in any round outside of the first is hardly an an example of your athletic prowess. There's guys I've grown up with and still hang out with that were drafted and are wholly average at the sport.

    Vsevolod Bobrov played olympic soccer and hockey for the USSR.

    Peter Zezel played in the NHL and professional soccer.

    Chris Bahr played professional football and soccer, as did his brother Matt.

    Bruce Arena played olympic soccer and lacrosse.

    Aldo Donelli is a member of the soccer Hall of Fame and played for the Steelers.

    Taylor Twellman turned down a contract from the Royals to play college soccer, and then eventually olympic soccer.

    Just because you don't know of people who played soccer as well as another professional sport doesn't mean they don't exist. If we limited everything we talked about to what you know, we'd be in for some very dull conversation.

  • Im lost.....are there any points being made here?...

    Is it that soccer sucks? or Baseball is more popular? Or some sport is more dangerous than another?.....wtf ????

    @mudfly said:

    Im lost.....are there any points being made here?...

    Is it that soccer sucks? or Baseball is more popular? Or some sport is more dangerous than another?.....wtf ????

    I'm with you on this one. I feel dumber for actually wasting my time reading this.

    For a simple synopsis, old people don't like soccer, younger people think watching baseball is boring. Baseball is more prevalent than soccer in America. Baseball has more injuries so it is, evidently, a more manly sport.

    A more apt synopsis, my dick is bigger then yours, na na na boo boo.

    Back to the purpose of the thread, I guess everyone is trying to say, if they could be anyone, they'd be a pretentious asshole on the interwebz.

  • I also hate how flopping is completely isolated to soccer...

    Any flopping sucks. It is definitely more prominent in certain leagues and countries than others though. The MLS isn't bad about it. For international soccer it depends on the country. The women's teams never flop. It really isn't a "problem" like a lot of people that don't watch the games seem to think. When it happens though, it should be carded. It should not be allowed or accepted.

  • To the comments relating to the "point" of this thread, or where it got to... this is all I can say.

    My points were that: 1) Soccer is growing 2) Baseball is dying 3) Soccer is popular among the youth. Notably, more popular than baseball.

    I never tried to refute the point that baseball is still currently more popular in the US

    As far the the whole dangerous/physicality thing, that was in response to Steve originally, and then Gipper trying to take it too far. If you are going to debate which is more dangerous, I don't think looking at only the number of deaths (I assume by stray pitches to the dome) can be used to say one is more physical/dangerous than another. To debate this point, I posted two seperate sources of data showing college soccer and high school soccer having more injuries than their baseball counterparts. I also posted a another source showing soccer as having one of the highest concussion rates. I think these sources pretty much settled that, unless someone would like to post their own sources.

    I found that most of Gipper's points were anecdotal or not backed by evidence. If he, or anyone else, wanted to actually dispute the first three points, be my guess.

    I tried not to jump around in the points I was making. I was just disputing the points of other posters, which were all over the place at times. Props to anyone that actually read through the last couple of pages, haha.

  • To the comments relating to the "point" of this thread, or where it got to... this is all I can say.

    My points were that: 1) Soccer is growing 2) Baseball is dying 3) Soccer is popular among the youth. Notably, more popular than baseball.

    I never tried to refute the point that baseball is still currently more popular in the US

    As far the the whole dangerous/physicality thing, that was in response to Steve originally, and then Gipper trying to take it too far. If you are going to debate which is more dangerous, I don't think looking at only the number of deaths (I assume by stray pitches to the dome) can be used to say one is more physical/dangerous than another. To debate this point, I posted two seperate sources of data showing college soccer and high school soccer having more injuries than their baseball counterparts. I also posted a another source showing soccer as having one of the highest concussion rates. I think these sources pretty much settled that, unless someone would like to post their own sources.

    I found that most of Gipper's points were anecdotal or not backed by evidence. If he, or anyone else, wanted to actually dispute the first three points, be my guess.

    I tried not to jump around in the points I was making. I was just disputing the points of other posters, which were all over the place at times. Props to anyone that actually read through the last couple of pages, haha.

    @mld-woody said:

    To the comments relating to the "point" of this thread, or where it got to... this is all I can say.

    My points were that: 1) Soccer is growing 2) Baseball is dying 3) Soccer is popular among the youth. Notably, more popular than baseball.

    I never tried to refute the point that baseball is still currently more popular in the US

    As far the the whole dangerous/physicality thing, that was in response to Steve originally, and then Gipper trying to take it too far. If you are going to debate which is more dangerous, I don't think looking at only the number of deaths (I assume by stray pitches to the dome) can be used to say one is more physical/dangerous than another. To debate this point, I posted two seperate sources of data showing college soccer and high school soccer having more injuries than their baseball counterparts. I also posted a another source showing soccer as having one of the highest concussion rates. I think these sources pretty much settled that, unless someone would like to post their own sources.

    I found that most of Gipper's points were anecdotal or not backed by evidence. If he, or anyone else, wanted to actually dispute the first three points, be my guess.

    I tried not to jump around in the points I was making. I was just disputing the points of other posters, which were all over the place at times. Props to anyone that actually read through the last couple of pages, haha.

    You make points and conclusions based on your desire.

    It has already been determined that the ONLY thing definitive that has been established is that many soccer players are Preening Pansies.

    End of discussion.

  • I have zeros horses in this race and really dont care either way....but here's a well timed article for you guys to fight over....

    ..."Mariota credits soccer for NFL preparation".....

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495573/article/marcus-mariota-credits-soccer-for-nfl-preparation

  • I have zeros horses in this race and really dont care either way....but here's a well timed article for you guys to fight over....

    ..."Mariota credits soccer for NFL preparation".....

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495573/article/marcus-mariota-credits-soccer-for-nfl-preparation

    @mudfly said:

    I have zeros horses in this race and really dont care either way....but here's a well timed article for you guys to fight over....

    ..."Mariota credits soccer for NFL preparation".....

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000495573/article/marcus-mariota-credits-soccer-for-nfl-preparation

    Nearly any Defensive Lineman wrestled in High School....and all of them will tell you that wrestling helped them in preparation for the NFL. Mike Golic was just saying so yesterday on his show. Many others have credited their track and field careers with helping them.

    And the biggest crossover of all: How many tight ends were Power Forwards in college. Antonio Gates and Jordan Cameron are just a couple off the top of the head.