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  • The Gary Danielson

    McCown has us off to a nice 3-2 start but gets injured, and Manziel is forced into action. Relying heavily on defense and the running game (2 x 1,000 yard rushers), the Browns win the division with an 8-8 record and almost surprise in the playoffs. This is the start of a run in which they make the playoffs five consecutive years with four division titles and 3 trips to the AFC Championship. Manziel becomes a Pro Bowler, gets seriously injured after five years, suffers "diminishing skills" and is cut from the team while they are in first place after drawing up his last touchdown pass in the dirt. He bounces around the league, gets a ring as a backup, he loses all of his money, his daughter becomes a porn actress and he does color commentary for Browns preseason games while drunk, and fans still love him. Except Ghoolie. Ghoolie hates him. McCown serves as a reliable backup for a couple years and then moves to Fort Myers FL and becomes the #1 college football analyst covering the SEC.

    BONUS: Terrence West fumbles away a possible Super Bowl berth, but goes on to get a ring as the feature back on 17-2 Super Bowl winner and comes back to play for the Browns before they move to Bal

    Nevermind.

    Zombo said:

    The Gary Danielson

    McCown has us off to a nice 3-2 start but gets injured, and Manziel is forced into action. Relying heavily on defense and the running game (2 x 1,000 yard rushers), the Browns win the division with an 8-8 record and almost surprise in the playoffs. This is the start of a run in which they make the playoffs five consecutive years with four division titles and 3 trips to the AFC Championship. Manziel becomes a Pro Bowler, gets seriously injured after five years, suffers "diminishing skills" and is cut from the team while they are in first place after drawing up his last touchdown pass in the dirt. He bounces around the league, gets a ring as a backup, he loses all of his money, his daughter becomes a porn actress and he does color commentary for Browns preseason games while drunk, and fans still love him. Except Ghoolie. Ghoolie hates him. McCown serves as a reliable backup for a couple years and then moves to Fort Myers FL and becomes the #1 college football analyst covering the SEC.

    BONUS: Terrence West fumbles away a possible Super Bowl berth, but goes on to get a ring as the feature back on 17-2 Super Bowl winner and comes back to play for the Browns before they move to Bal

    Nevermind.

    Are you saying that Todd Philcox is an SEC football analyst? Or is that Vinny?

  • @the-gipper said:

    Interesting that you would use a George Shaw analogy.....which by reference then you say that JMZ will become tantamount to another Johnny....Unitas?

    I was actually referring to the second rookie backup QB who usurped Shaw's job and then went on to have a Hall of Fame career - Fran Tarkenton.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I was actually referring to the second rookie backup QB who usurped Shaw's job and then went on to have a Hall of Fame career - Fran Tarkenton.

    Oh, I thought perhaps you were referring to Frank Tripuka. 😉

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I was actually referring to the second rookie backup QB who usurped Shaw's job and then went on to have a Hall of Fame career - Fran Tarkenton.

    Oh, I thought perhaps you were referring to Frank Tripuka. 😉

    Sha

    @the-gipper said:

    Oh, I thought perhaps you were referring to Frank Tripuka. 😉

    Shaw had some of the worst luck in the history of the NFL. Replaced by Unitas, backup to Conerly, replaced by Tarkenton, replaced by Tripuka. He may have been the unluckiest first overall pick in the history of the NFL.

  • Zombo said:

    The Gary Danielson

    McCown has us off to a nice 3-2 start but gets injured, and Manziel is forced into action. Relying heavily on defense and the running game (2 x 1,000 yard rushers), the Browns win the division with an 8-8 record and almost surprise in the playoffs. This is the start of a run in which they make the playoffs five consecutive years with four division titles and 3 trips to the AFC Championship. Manziel becomes a Pro Bowler, gets seriously injured after five years, suffers "diminishing skills" and is cut from the team while they are in first place after drawing up his last touchdown pass in the dirt. He bounces around the league, gets a ring as a backup, he loses all of his money, his daughter becomes a porn actress and he does color commentary for Browns preseason games while drunk, and fans still love him. Except Ghoolie. Ghoolie hates him. McCown serves as a reliable backup for a couple years and then moves to Fort Myers FL and becomes the #1 college football analyst covering the SEC.

    BONUS: Terrence West fumbles away a possible Super Bowl berth, but goes on to get a ring as the feature back on 17-2 Super Bowl winner and comes back to play for the Browns before they move to Bal

    Nevermind.

    Are you saying that Todd Philcox is an SEC football analyst? Or is that Vinny?

    @the-gipper said:

    Are you saying that Todd Philcox is an SEC football analyst? Or is that Vinny?

    Did you miss the heading?

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  • @the-gipper said:

    Are you saying that Todd Philcox is an SEC football analyst? Or is that Vinny?

    Did you miss the heading?

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    Zombo said:

    Did you miss the heading?

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    Right....I was thinking of the guys that replaced Bernie, not who he replaced.

  • That's Uncle Gary to you.

  • That's Uncle Gary to you.

    @wargograw said:

    That's Uncle Gary to you.

    Is Zombo related?

  • Scenario 5 Godell announces today the the NFL season has been moved up to next Sunday because he's losing his mind reading offseason crap on all the forums. This post included.

  • Scenario 5 Godell announces today the the NFL season has been moved up to next Sunday because he's losing his mind reading offseason crap on all the forums. This post included.

    @wideload said:

    Scenario 5 Godell announces today the the NFL season has been moved up to next Sunday because he's losing his mind reading offseason crap on all the forums. This post included.

    Hahahaha

  • @wargograw said:

    That's Uncle Gary to you.

    Is Zombo related?

    @the-gipper said:

    Is Zombo related?

    I didn't get it either.

    Zombo