The best security system for your home...
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You won't need one.
Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.
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You are right, I don't need one
It's a login screen for AT&T
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dammit. too fast. lol
okay, went and found the joke online.
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On a side note if you're paying 49.95 a month you're a god damn fool. You can get a full year of monitoring for $120
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And yes I know it was a joke
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