Let's get to know our schmeckle's
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Greetings!
Lately I am mostly a lurker around here as my job is kicking my butt. I coordinate technology for a small liberal arts college. In a couple of months I hope to get back in the swing of the postings around draft time, until then I throughly enjoy all of the research that you draftniks are producing. Truly impressive and most welcome!
BTW, this IS the best Browns talk on the web. I used to be a Webmaster and have had the time to look. No one else is close IMO.
I grew up in the Ohio Valley and my dad worked maintenance for Wheeling Pittsburgh Steel for 30 years. That's right, I am old enough to recall a fridge FULL of the Iron City Steelers cans. I hate the beer (wouldn't even steal it from my dad) and the Steelers.
Got a family full of Steeler fans but married into a family full of Browns fans (die hard) so it all works out.
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I'm Stan, I use to be married to a Toothless Hag, but she's gumming big fat manish looking dikes now. I have a new Hag, although she ain't so new. She has kids of just about every nationality. Together we have so many kids that I think we used the same name twice. For instance, I think we fielded two teams named the Berea Braves that both play in the Cuyahoga Valley Youth baseball league. We have a dog that is as scrawny as a squirrel, named ... killer. I hate my kids, my hag and my life, and just hang out here just to take my frustrations out on QB's ... and Rich4eagle.
I don't have pictures of my hag's big hairy ass, but I got pictures of mz the pussy's wife's booty!
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By the way, Happy St. Patricks Day. Eveeryone have fun and be safe. Some of our players could have used the same advice.
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AdaM said:
Since all everyone has been doing is pissing and moaning about Cutler/DA/BQ (not necessarily in that order), I'd like to take this opportunity to get to know a little more about the few of you who are willing. I'll start.I'm a 24 year old living in Worthington (Columbus) Ohio. I work as a Help Desk Analyst (whatever that is) for Stanley Steemer International. I must specify this because anytime I tell someone I work for Stanley Steemer I'm assumed to be a carpet cleaner. I have a beautiful 23 year old girlfriend, Amber, (Stan, Ed, and a few others have met) with a smokin' hot body who I love with all my heart. We have a pet rabbit that is more like a dog and two Cockatiels.
i don't get what's so hot about her. she's harry, short and has way too long of ears.
i don't get what's so hot about her. she's harry, short and has way too long of ears.
man that gave me a good long hard laugh...
My name is Matt. I'm 22 and go to school for business admin. I live in lisbon, ohio and work at a local subway. I've been a browns fan all my life... my g/f is a steelers fan and her entire family and my entire family (other than my dad) root for shittsburgh. I will not tear anyone down for your opinion please don't tear me down for mine. Go Browns!!
o btw... props to your girl for her rockin bod..
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I pitty the fool who hits on Adams chick.
You got a pretty woman there Adam, but i wouldn't go showing her pictures on here some of these guys will have them taped on the bathroom door.
by the way I am Bob and have 2 children both old enough to no better one is married and has graced me with 3 grandchildren 2 boys and 1 girl, the other one my boy I need kick him in the butt. No he is a good young man he is about your age and has a nice girlfriend from Medina, not to mention I to have a pretty woman, we keep her around that way the neighbors dont complain about me and my dog well he is still a pup at 80lbs. they do have a home owners policy of not keeping anything ugly outside. so me and the dog have to stay out back.
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Man, its like you people havent seen a hot female before. Relax and stop drooling and just pat the man on the back for his good work
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Glad people are willing to participate in my thread!
I just want to let everyone know that Amber is completely aware of this thread and is absolutely fine with it!
She's a great girl who I'm lucky to have. Kid is a long ways down the road but I'm sure I'll be sticking around, unless it's too much like me.
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AdaM said:
Yeah lets NOT mention this (Ambers sumptuous ass) when we come up for home games this year....Who us?? Naaa ... I doubt this will be mentioned any more than 20,000+ times over the next decade or two.
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Andy
Live in the Twin Cities, Minnesota... started hanging out with the original motley crew here (stan, zombo, et. al.) probably more than 10 years ago while I was till in Columbus.
Went to OSU
Was in the Army 4 years active (military intelligence)
Lived in California, Texas, Maryland, Oklahoma, as well as where I'm at now and where I was born (Ohio, and lived there 18 years in Brimfield).
Currently the resident new age wierdo and gamer on this site.
That's about it...
oh wait... been a die hard Browns fan for over 25 years and also a fan of Amber's bum.
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My name is Shelly. I live in Tucson, AZ.
I am your typical girl-next-door who loves football and cars (I am a service manager for an independent auto repair shop).
I have 4 cats and a dog (german shepherd/lab mix).
I am having a difficult time deciding who's girl is hotter ... adam's or mz the pussy's
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@planet-0range said:
I'm Jim. Everyone calls me Jimmy but I introduce myself as Jim because Jimmy sounds like an 8 year old.I'm from Massillon. You may have heard of it. City of Champions. Cradle of football.
yeah i'm from massillon (jackson township actually) too but usually i'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. massillon was handed those championships, they didn't earn a single one. i don't mean to be a prick, but it's the truth. to be fair i will admit that my favorite college football team, notre dame, were also handed a few national championships. there. you can't say i was unfair.
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Oki, Im Craig from Wigan, near Manchester in England. Im 22 and have a history degree from Lancaster University. I started supporting the Browns when a friend from uni introduced them to me and i've been hooked ever since. I currently work for a bank but im in the process of getting into the police...
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I am Matt (The real one, unlike those other fake Matts in the thread). I am 23 and am a student of philosophy and religion at THE Kent State University. Been with my girl for several years. worked in an IT department before starting school a few years ago. And unlike all those dumb asses that wear green on the 17th of march and claim to be Irish, I am actually an Irish citizen. I was born in Cincy.
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Oh and here is a pic of y broken collar bone, I played rugby my senior year in high school (I was damn good too) until this tragedy. The coaches said "Your shoulder seems to be fine... collar bone is in tact, its just a stinger" I went to the doctors office that night just to make sure only to see a 90 degree fracture... haha
Just more about me
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I am a 30 yr old law school dropout who now is a highway engineer.
I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like a horse.
My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with the neighbor chick.
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I am a 30 yr old law school dropout who now is a highway engineer.
I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like a horse.
My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with the neighbor chick.
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I'm a crabby old nun. My interests include scaring children and picking on Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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