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  • By the look of Amber's face and ass, she will blow up 2x after the first child. Good luck with that.

  • I pitty the fool who hits on Adams chick. 😆

    You got a pretty woman there Adam, but i wouldn't go showing her pictures on here some of these guys will have them taped on the bathroom door. 😮

    by the way I am Bob and have 2 children both old enough to no better one is married and has graced me with 3 grandchildren 2 boys and 1 girl, the other one my boy I need kick him in the butt. No he is a good young man he is about your age and has a nice girlfriend from Medina, not to mention I to have a pretty woman, we keep her around that way the neighbors dont complain about me and my dog well he is still a pup at 80lbs. they do have a home owners policy of not keeping anything ugly outside. so me and the dog have to stay out back.

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  • Man, its like you people havent seen a hot female before. Relax and stop drooling and just pat the man on the back for his good work 😛

  • Glad people are willing to participate in my thread!

    I just want to let everyone know that Amber is completely aware of this thread and is absolutely fine with it!

    She's a great girl who I'm lucky to have. Kid is a long ways down the road but I'm sure I'll be sticking around, unless it's too much like me.

  • I want to know more about that 16 year old step-son living in the mountains. You can't say something like that without explaining!

  • @pl4tinum said:

    Nice to meet you Amber

    Yeah lets NOT mention this when we come up for home games this year....

    AdaM said:

    Yeah lets NOT mention this (Ambers sumptuous ass) when we come up for home games this year....

    Who us?? Naaa ... I doubt this will be mentioned any more than 20,000+ times over the next decade or two.

  • Andy

    Live in the Twin Cities, Minnesota... started hanging out with the original motley crew here (stan, zombo, et. al.) probably more than 10 years ago while I was till in Columbus.

    Went to OSU

    Was in the Army 4 years active (military intelligence)

    Lived in California, Texas, Maryland, Oklahoma, as well as where I'm at now and where I was born (Ohio, and lived there 18 years in Brimfield).

    Currently the resident new age wierdo and gamer on this site.

    That's about it...

    oh wait... been a die hard Browns fan for over 25 years and also a fan of Amber's bum.

  • My name is Shelly. I live in Tucson, AZ.

    I am your typical girl-next-door who loves football and cars (I am a service manager for an independent auto repair shop).

    I have 4 cats and a dog (german shepherd/lab mix).

    I am having a difficult time deciding who's girl is hotter ... adam's or mz the pussy's 🙄

  • @planet-0range said:

    I'm Jim. Everyone calls me Jimmy but I introduce myself as Jim because Jimmy sounds like an 8 year old.

    I'm from Massillon. You may have heard of it. City of Champions. Cradle of football.

    yeah i'm from massillon (jackson township actually) too but usually i'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. massillon was handed those championships, they didn't earn a single one. i don't mean to be a prick, but it's the truth. to be fair i will admit that my favorite college football team, notre dame, were also handed a few national championships. there. you can't say i was unfair.

  • Oki, Im Craig from Wigan, near Manchester in England. Im 22 and have a history degree from Lancaster University. I started supporting the Browns when a friend from uni introduced them to me and i've been hooked ever since. I currently work for a bank but im in the process of getting into the police...

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  • I am Matt (The real one, unlike those other fake Matts in the thread). I am 23 and am a student of philosophy and religion at THE Kent State University. Been with my girl for several years. worked in an IT department before starting school a few years ago. And unlike all those dumb asses that wear green on the 17th of march and claim to be Irish, I am actually an Irish citizen. I was born in Cincy.

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    Oh and here is a pic of y broken collar bone, I played rugby my senior year in high school (I was damn good too) until this tragedy. The coaches said "Your shoulder seems to be fine... collar bone is in tact, its just a stinger" I went to the doctors office that night just to make sure only to see a 90 degree fracture... haha

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  • I am a 30 yr old law school dropout who now is a highway engineer.

    I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like a horse.

    My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with the neighbor chick.

  • was her name Derek?

  • I am a 30 yr old law school dropout who now is a highway engineer.

    I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like a horse.

    My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with the neighbor chick.

    @lumbergh said:

    My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with Derek Anderson. Well, it was technically a twosome because she just watched.

    Duh.

  • I'm a crabby old nun. My interests include scaring children and picking on Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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  • I am a 30 yr old law school dropout who now is a highway engineer.

    I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like a horse.

    My wife and I like to party and drink vodka, and just last week we had our first threesome with the neighbor chick.

    @lumbergh said:

    I drive an '08 Bimmer 3-series to work and am hung like horse balls.

    Now it all makes sense...

  • Well, I'm a 21 year old marine biology major in Ohio University. I come from the Cleveland area and have always rooted the Browns... though ever since starting college I've been a bit more obsessive about it. 😆

    Here's me, although currently I haven't gotten a haircut in a while.

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    I love somewhat nerdy thing like video games and learning (especially anything biology related, but I love history and astronomy too). I know a metric crap ton of facts and random knowledge.

    However, I also love to run and bike and play football (do it every weekend with my friends), and I was training for a marathon before I got this mysterious tear in my abdominal wall that won't heal. It prevents me from running more than a mile. I turned to biking when I found out I could no longer run, and sometimes go over 30 miles all over ohio's bike routes. I also am a self taught piano player and like to compose.

  • Hi my name is Doug. I've been an obsessive Browns fan since Mike Phipps was the great white hope. I'm 46 going on 18. I used to have long Zakk Wylde type hair, but I cut it so I wouldn't melt in the desert. Last year I moved from Antarctica to the Mayberry of the Old West. I have a rather intimidating glare (coined The Dahmer Look) that I aim at strippers and other hotties, but it's really just a substitute for drool. I like to knock Squeeler clothing and other accessories onto the floor when I'm in the store....then I repeatedly accidently apply my dirty footprints to them. I've been married 25 years this coming Tuesday because I'm extremely stubborn. I'm an alcoholic on Sundays from September thru January. I Love Rock 'N' Roll and would gladly have Joan Jett's love child even though she'd rather play scissors than hide the salami. I have 4 children who drain my bank account faster than I can. I have more CD's than anyone I've ever met. I'm drop dead gorgeous for an ageing pasty white guy.

    DWJ

  • @planet-0range said:

    I'm Jim. Everyone calls me Jimmy but I introduce myself as Jim because Jimmy sounds like an 8 year old.

    I'm from Massillon. You may have heard of it. City of Champions. Cradle of football.

    yeah i'm from massillon (jackson township actually) too but usually i'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. massillon was handed those championships, they didn't earn a single one. i don't mean to be a prick, but it's the truth. to be fair i will admit that my favorite college football team, notre dame, were also handed a few national championships. there. you can't say i was unfair.

    @clevelandfanforlife said:

    yeah i'm from massillon (jackson township actually) too but usually i'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. massillon was handed those championships, they didn't earn a single one. i don't mean to be a prick, but it's the truth. to be fair i will admit that my favorite college football team, notre dame, were also handed a few national championships. there. you can't say i was unfair.

    . . . Pretty bold of a Browns fan to call out Massillon's state titles when many of them were from our very own Paul Brown. Think those weren't legit?

    . . . And I like to see you go to Alabama and tell them that they're championships under Bryant weren't real.