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  • complete dog shit. Im so sick of being a Browns fan. Run to the outside! Pass to the outside! Screen! Our defense is a complete clusterfvck.

    Guess it's that time of year again where you have to start rooting to lose to get a high draft pick. Inept pieces of shit in cleveland. All of them

    @soju said:

    complete dog shit. Im so sick of being a Browns fan. Run to the outside! Pass to the outside! Screen! Our defense is a complete clusterfvck.

    Guess it's that time of year again where you have to start rooting to lose to get a high draft pick. Inept pieces of shit in cleveland. All of them

    Nobody would miss this asshole. Go fuck yourself

  • I don't see any reference to Stains. That being said, I don't blame anyone for calling us that. Geez, my relatives in Pittsburgh are beginning to feel sorry for me.

    Zombo will do the right thing.

    @roach said:

    I don't see any reference to Stains. That being said, I don't blame anyone for calling us that. Geez, my relatives in Pittsburgh are beginning to feel sorry for me.

    Zombo will do the right thing.

    Somebody edited it. And I agree but if you want to talk like a Squeeler fan you will get treated like one.

    WSS

  • And remember, this was against a Chargers team with three OL out. Our 'Top Five' Defense. What a frigging joke.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    And remember, this was against a Chargers team with three OL out. Our 'Top Five' Defense. What a frigging joke.

    We'll be lucky to break the bottom 5.

  • Zombo is absolute correct - except I've been tired of some of these online tough guy jackasses

    who just want to start trouble, and a couple he's given great leeway for too long, imho.

    The years I've been around the board, hell, we've ALWAYS disagreed about stuff. And then there

    are the occasional opportunistic trouble makers that want negative attention...apparently, so they

    can bitch they got it.

    It just stinks up the board a bit. The mods do a great job.

    Like ole Rich - we raised hell with each other a lot back in the day - but never once did I take Rich for

    a trouble-maker, and he was just a negative Nancy from the gitgo.

    About the game - it still seems like the Browns have everything so complicated ... and as a whole, the miscommunications

    and missed assignments are resulting in mistakes. It seems that defenses are looking at our offense, and see no

    threatening wr's except Benjamin. You constantly see the lb's cheat up and just stuff the run if they can.

    Where the *(%) has Hawkins been? Dwayne Bowe just fooled Farmer into giving

    him one more big paycheck. That one route he ran - he sandbagged it in the worst, most obvious way. Pryor

    would have been far more productive. Anyways, the defenses are constantly playing the run, and daring

    the Browns and qb/wr's to accomplish much. Hartline got hurt, the 4th wr draft pick couldn't even make the team 😡

    and Bowe apparently only went out on the field because "God gave him talent and told him to show up for a play"...

    Bowe doesn't know how to come back for the ball after all these freaking years?????? 😡

    And another thing - look at the TE's and WR's Phillip Rivers has to throw to:

    malcolm floyd 6-5 225 ufa 2004
    keenan allen 6-2 3rd round 2013
    Ladarious green 6-6 240 4th round 2012
    Jacoby JOnes 6 - 4 215 3rd round 2007
    and they just drafted Melvin Gordon 1st round 2015 - not sure they hit it with him....
    The Browns made mistakes, both defenses gave up big plays, the secondary missed Joe Haden BADLY,
    and Floyd and Allen, and Green, made a couple of them look silly. But the Browns were playing with
    a ton of intensity - in previous years they did NOT. So, the coaching staff isn't the problem, outside
    of maybe everything is too complicated to get implemented the first half of the season.....?
    But who was it... Bademosi ? #24? Two freakin penalties on ONE PLAY ? And making the mistake
    of jumping offsides....on a MISSED FG with the game on the line?
    The upside is.. 🙂 ... that the Browns will draft a qb, two wr's, a TE to replace Dray, and a lb or two.
    And they will all make the Browns a complete team, and the Browns will go to the goldang superbowl
    next year...dammit.

    it was a nail-biter. The Browns are playing with a ton of emotion - they will clean up the mistakes.

    That is how Duke got me so many points...

    I do have a complaint about the refs. I forget who it was, but the Browns defender was holding on the way downfield.

    Called. Okay. So, later, a Chargers defender is clearly holding all the way downfield...no call.

    What the.... and this happens a LOT. Sure, I'm biased to the max, but I keep seeing it. And Dwayne Bowe, is

    a sissy.

  • I have no knowledge on the history of "Stains" so take my input with whatever you wish.

    I don't always agree with OP or the way he presents things sometimes posing as internet tough guy. But 'd give it a day or two to calm down like all here need to do before making any final decision to ban.

    After losing in such a "unique" way, I'd vote for some leeway. Hell I even feel sorry for some of my U. of Texas friends for 3 straight failures that all involved special teams snafu's.

  • "Stains" was definitely too much Debbie - only Stooler fucktards call us that. That being said, I don't mind this thread and his venting, because ALL/EVERY/ENTIRE Browns fans should be pissed, sick, embarrassed, dejected at what the Browns are........ We are what we are, and dating back to the last 5 games of last year, we are a 1-9 team that is showing no signs of getting better.......... Period.

    My sig says it all, and I'm starting to wonder........

    @d-bone said:

    "Stains" was definitely too much Debbie - only Stooler fucktards call us that. That being said, I don't mind this thread and his venting, because ALL/EVERY/ENTIRE Browns fans should be pissed, sick, embarrassed, dejected at what the Browns are........ We are what we are, and dating back to the last 5 games of last year, we are a 1-9 team that is showing no signs of getting better.......... Period.

    My sig says it all, and I'm starting to wonder........

    Kind of my thoughts, after so long it just becomes painful and no longer entertaining or positively effective to me. I'm starting to believe taking next year off from our season tickets would be a fucking vacation almost. There is a point where enough is enough and your time and health would be better spent doing other activities. It is after all, just a game.

  • By you taking over my avatar and locking me out of my controls is not "nazi" like? Come on man, you know what you did by doing that would rub anyone the wrong way. So I took the personna and ran with it. I thought if that's what he thinks of me then Ill play the part.

    @soju said:

    By you taking over my avatar and locking me out of my controls is not "nazi" like? Come on man, you know what you did by doing that would rub anyone the wrong way. So I took the personna and ran with it. I thought if that's what he thinks of me then Ill play the part.

    I think this opens up a fascinating opportunity. So your avatar influences your behavior? The possibilities are endless!

    Can we see what Strawberry Shortcake does?

    Ooh! Richard Simmons! He's ridiculously positive and gay. And by gay l mean happy, of course.

  • i'm seriously considering taking the season off too in a sense. I want to just TiVo the game and go do something like workout, swim, run....or go for a walk in a nature park now that it's autumn in NE OH. THan just come home and blow through the already obnoxious CBS broadcast where they talk more about their fall lineup than they do about football. I can put up with that shit if the Browns are playing at least semi well. I can't watch a dude run through our defense like we're playing no pads practice.....than get an immediate segue into CBS's new must see TV lineu.

  • @soju said:

    ... if you hadn't been all nazi manually changing my avatar and locking it I wouldn't have probably taken on this personna.

    I've no issue with Soju staying... but the above was some amazing bullshit...

    @soju said:

    Been in Korea since 2010 and have faithfully shelled out the $240 for the league pass. at least you guys can watch this crap for free. I have to pay to be tortured every year.

    You are not alone... try a Sunday Ticket tab for 10 years...

    @tour2ma said:

    You are not alone... try a Sunday Ticket tab for 10 years...

    Or 16 years in my case with a trip to Cleveland every year for the last 7 seasons on my tab.

    Still love the team and I think we beat Baltimore Sunday.

    13-3

  • Zombo remember me? You blocked me out last year because I criticised Hayden and then there was a pile on and I threatened to troll. That was pretty nazi.

    Then I found out about your dumb site and google millions, so I backed off cuz you could put the hit on me. Just like Adolph...........

    Anyways rooting for this team is getting old just like this site. Go Stains!

    @bamwa said:

    Zombo remember me? You blocked me out last year because I criticised Hayden and then there was a pile on and I threatened to troll. That was pretty nazi.

    Then I found out about your dumb site and google millions, so I backed off cuz you could put the hit on me. Just like Adolph...........

    Anyways rooting for this team is getting old just like this site. Go Stains!

    Like volunteering to be a human sacrifice...

    @douche-nozzle said:

    He's not a big enough man to allow opposing opinions. Censorship is the biggest indicator of fear.

    And yet here you are... able to make this elucidating post. Square that fuckin' circle, if you can.

  • Nazi dictator, Soju and bamwa/douche nozzle? Nope. Both of you are too dumb to post here.

    This is a PRIVATE forum. You are only allowed to post here because the people who own it are nice enough to let you post.

    You have no right of free expression - never have, never will. Your ability to express yourself ENDS precisely at the point where the person who owns the server decides that it should. Your objectively wrong expectation was created only inside your own mind because you never bothered to pay attention in school. The first amendment deals only with the actions of government entities toward citizens... and nothing else. Z's actions are nowhere near "Nazi-like" - and they never will be. Frankly, Z is being too nice in my opinion. Deal with it.

    Don't cry - nobody will miss you.

    And you'll always be wrong.

  • Been reading this thread and thought I would make a rare comment. Like many others I have invested a lot of time and money into following this team. I remember watching the 1964 Championship game on tv and thinking that following a winning team feels real good. Before there was Directv I bought a C- band satellite dish so I could search for a fuzzy satellite feed and watch the games from Florida. I wont bore anyone with any more details of my fanship but I will say I have done things to follow this team that a lot of people would characterize as ridiculous. Personally any one who refers to them by any other name than The Browns can kiss my ass. If they are that frustrating to watch, don't watch them. As far as a squeller fan any that come on here deserve whatever they get.

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    And blindly following a shell of a man is exactly where I would expect you to be.

    You have expectations for people on a message board? Good God man.

    I think it's time for another hobby. Something to invest your excess free time in so you are not too involved with bullshit like having expectations from random people on a message board.

    Model airplanes, stamp collecting, porn... There has to be something out there for you man!

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    You routinely modify my posts. You routinely delete my posts. You block my controls in my account. You lie. You welsh on bets.

    I realize you can't be the loser you aspire to be by fraternizing with Steeler fans but just try being a man.

    Sure, I'm a gay man. But I have feelings and you continue to hurt those feelings. I just wanna be one of you guys. Is that so wrong???

    What part of "you're a Steeler fan on a Browns Board" don't you get?

  • Zombo remember me? You blocked me out last year because I criticised Hayden and then there was a pile on and I threatened to troll. That was pretty nazi.

    Then I found out about your dumb site and google millions, so I backed off cuz you could put the hit on me. Just like Adolph...........

    Anyways rooting for this team is getting old just like this site. Go Stains!

    @bamwa said:

    Zombo remember me? You blocked me out last year because I criticised Hayden and then there was a pile on and I threatened to troll. That was pretty nazi.

    Then I found out about your dumb site and google millions, so I backed off cuz you could put the hit on me. Just like Adolph...........

    Anyways rooting for this team is getting old just like this site. Go Stains!

    Wha????

    Who are you? I have google millions? Is that like Schrute Bucks?

    shrute_buck.jpg

  • @hoorta said:

    Z, let him vent- I'm pretty sick myself on how we lost that game. You're not going to win many games giving up 400+ yards of offense. Including the "prevent victory defense" on the last drive. Some of those plays the Chargers racked up big gains on were total, complete defensive breakdowns- and that's on the coaching staff.

    If Pettine is a defensive genius- well- show me bucko.

    At least it wasn't against a team that was playing with a JV line, rookie RB and most of their receiving corps hurt............... Oh, wait...........

    @d-bone said:

    At least it wasn't against a team that was playing with a JV line, rookie RB and most of their receiving corps hurt............... Oh, wait...........

    And without cornerbacks Jason Verrett and Brandon Flowers.
  • I think if I would have checked to see that I won the Browns Board Baseball league last night, I would have been in a better mood.

    Zombo

    --Nah, I still would have went off on "Stains"

    13-3 Baby

  • so we're one and three and all our loyal fans are throwing in the towel already? WTF?

    usually i'm negative as hell but i saw a great game yesterday between 2 teams that really wanted the win. i went out and screamed at the top of my lungs when their kicker shanked the first kick (only to miss the penalty and the eventual game-winner).

    1/4 of the season is gone and all these football guru's superbowl picks are either in the same boat as us or worse. so man the fuck up and quit bitching, cuz i saw a good performance on both sides of the ball yesterday and if we play like that against the ratbirds next week we'll come out of it with a win.

    and fuck you soju.

  • so we're one and three and all our loyal fans are throwing in the towel already? WTF?

    usually i'm negative as hell but i saw a great game yesterday between 2 teams that really wanted the win. i went out and screamed at the top of my lungs when their kicker shanked the first kick (only to miss the penalty and the eventual game-winner).

    1/4 of the season is gone and all these football guru's superbowl picks are either in the same boat as us or worse. so man the fuck up and quit bitching, cuz i saw a good performance on both sides of the ball yesterday and if we play like that against the ratbirds next week we'll come out of it with a win.

    and fuck you soju.

    @miktoxic said:

    so we're one and three and all our loyal fans are throwing in the towel already? WTF?

    usually i'm negative as hell but i saw a great game yesterday between 2 teams that really wanted the win. i went out and screamed at the top of my lungs when their kicker shanked the first kick (only to miss the penalty and the eventual game-winner).

    1/4 of the season is gone and all these football guru's superbowl picks are either in the same boat as us or worse. so man the fuck up and quit bitching, cuz i saw a good performance on both sides of the ball yesterday and if we play like that against the ratbirds next week we'll come out of it with a win.

    and fuck you soju.

    13-3