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  • My best friends brothers girlfriend's sister's sorority sister's uncle's brother's father's fourth grade teacher told me this was a bunch of bullshit.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    My best friends brothers girlfriend's sister's sorority sister's uncle's brother's father's fourth grade teacher told me this was a bunch of bullshit.

    So there are sports reporters all over the country and plenty of them in the Cleveland area. Johnny Manziel his one of the most exciting stories in sports. None of these reporters bothered to go to the neighborhood he lives in and talk to any of the dozens of people who know what he was in rehab for and exactly how he injured his elbow?

    WSS

  • A groundhog out in our big field has an uncle groundhog in the woods near where JM lives...

    and his cousin groundhog confirms a fall, but it was off the diving board at the pool, and it

    wasn't coke, it was root beer that he was in rehab for.

    Your "guy" is giving you bad information.

  • So THECEO knows another guy named THESPEK216 that can post another guys girlfriends story about a Sammy Hager Bad Razor Scooter Stories. God please tell us that JM is on the NFL Substance Abuse Protocol List so we don't stress on this Fine, Suspension or NFL Excempt list thingy?? Can she get 9 holes in tomorrow? 😮

    @gumby73 said:

    So THECEO knows another guy named THESPEK216 that can post another guys girlfriends story about a Sammy Hager Bad Razor Scooter Stories. God please tell us that JM is on the NFL Substance Abuse Protocol List so we don't stress on this Fine, Suspension or NFL Excempt list thingy?? Can she get 9 holes in tomorrow? 😮

    she has 3 holes ready now.

  • wore his elbow out doing the 12 oz. arm curls, one at a time, over and over and over and over and.........

  • I've heard all kinds of local stories about JManziel but haven't shared them because it could risk spreading false information 😉

    But I've heard things like, people who went to parties at his apartment last year had their phones taken away at the door and would barely see Manziel since he was in his room 90% of the time, some people got invited in, etc.

    Also I heard he would cram like 6 people into his skyline and go drive drunk to the bar pretty frequently.

    But it could all be bad information, I've heard some people say he's very respectable.

  • he's probably a pretty cool kid plus he's an nfl qb. i mean who wouldn't want to live that dream?

    just do us all a favor john, drop the stoopid wHORe. bitch is nothing but trouble. might have a slammin body and throw you some good head but she's still a fuggin wHORe.

    prob fucked up his elbow fistin her in the ass and knocked it against her swollen liver.

  • thats not really what your link says.....

    it says Johnny played in the 4th qtr yesterday.....not that he's gonna play thursday....

  • Not sure where you got "it's Manziel Thursday"

    The real answer is "It's Manziel Thursday if McCown isn't able to go" I have a hard time seeing McC being able to go Thursday, but we don't know his status yet - it has already been said if McCown can go it'll be McCown.

    Either guy will probably have a rough Thursday really, but we usually play well against the Bungles and they forget how to play when it's dark outside.

  • Hope Josh can play, truly.

  • Not sure where you got "it's Manziel Thursday"

    The real answer is "It's Manziel Thursday if McCown isn't able to go" I have a hard time seeing McC being able to go Thursday, but we don't know his status yet - it has already been said if McCown can go it'll be McCown.

    Either guy will probably have a rough Thursday really, but we usually play well against the Bungles and they forget how to play when it's dark outside.

    @bbedward said:

    if McCown can go it'll be McCown.

    LOL, Love it.

    Zombo

  • thats not really what your link says.....

    it says Johnny played in the 4th qtr yesterday.....not that he's gonna play thursday....

    @mudfly said:

    thats not really what your link says.....

    They changed it since I linked it . . . Article looks a bit different as well.

  • McCown will start. He will be outfitted with Cam Newton's flak jacket, Wes Welker's double paddled helmet, and two Stone Cold Steve Austin knee braces

    Johnny will only touch the field if McCown is Dead, unconscious, or has his right arm severed.

    /insert sarcasm

  • Was going to go out to the bar with my friends to watch the Thursday game. If Manziel starts, I think I still have last years Bengals game on DVR and I can just stay home and rewatch that. Save me some money.

  • Was going to go out to the bar with my friends to watch the Thursday game. If Manziel starts, I think I still have last years Bengals game on DVR and I can just stay home and rewatch that. Save me some money.

    @hx214 said:

    Was going to go out to the bar with my friends to watch the Thursday game. If Manziel starts, I think I still have last years Bengals game on DVR and I can just stay home and rewatch that. Save me some money.

    The Bengals can't play after 8PM, don't forget that. We seem to be at our best in prime time games, but then again we don't get that many of them.

  • Yeah...Bengals are 7-0, so I see us completely crushing them........then losing to a totally depleted Stooler team....

    Thats just how we roll.....

  • @mudfly said:

    thats not really what your link says.....

    They changed it since I linked it . . . Article looks a bit different as well.

    @jafbf said:

    They changed it since I linked it . . . Article looks a bit different as well.

    Ha!...ok, so they rewrote the article in 5 minutes???......oy....

    Looks more like you rewrote the thread title.....call me crazy..... 😳

  • @jafbf said:

    They changed it since I linked it . . . Article looks a bit different as well.

    Ha!...ok, so they rewrote the article in 5 minutes???......oy....

    Looks more like you rewrote the thread title.....call me crazy..... 😳

    @mudfly said:

    Ha!...ok, so they rewrote the article in 5 minutes???......oy....

    Looks more like you rewrote the thread title.....call me crazy..... 😳

    I changed the title, because it seemed more like a question than a statement.

    Z

  • @mudfly said:

    Ha!...ok, so they rewrote the article in 5 minutes???......oy....

    Looks more like you rewrote the thread title.....call me crazy..... 😳

    I changed the title, because it seemed more like a question than a statement.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    I changed the title, because it seemed more like a question than a statement.

    Z

    ahhh......thanks for that....and sorry to JAbfs for the implication....

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