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Pope Francis Issues Decree That Jews Should Not Be Told About Salvation In Jesus Christ

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  • @oldbrownsfan said:

    Woody reason this out. Eternity. That is a concept I cannot fathom and neither can you. I think we can both agree it is a long long time. We as human beings live a minuscule short life at best when compared to eternity. A lifeline has been thrown to us from a man (Jesus who is God who became man) who worked miracles, said he was going to die for our sins and rise from death and prepare a place for us with Him that will last for eternity. Common sense and reason to me would be to take the lifeline that has been thrown my way especially when there are no other lifelines.

    So...
    Jesus,who is God...was sent to Earth by God, who is Jesus...in order to offer himself up as a sacrifice to his father, who was also himself...so that the humans, whom he himself created,...could be forgiven of their sins against God, who is Jesus...thereby saving them from "divine" punishment from God, who is, in fact Jesus,... for breaking the commandments that God, who is Jesus, made up.
    In other words, Jesus sacrificed himself, to himself, in order to prevent his own creations from being punished, by him, for breaking the laws of God, which he himself created.
    I don't know about everyone else, but, to me, that whole scenario sounds a bit like nonsensical horseshit, and borderline sadomasochistic, but, I am not the one that made up the story.

    @jbluhm86 said:

    So...
    Jesus, who is God, was sent to Earth by God, who is Jesus, in order to sacrifice himself, to his father, who was also himself, so that the humans, whom he himself created, could be forgiven of all the punishments that God/Jesus inflicted on them for breaking the commandments that God, who is Jesus himself, made up...And apparently we only exist to worship the God/Jesus who loves us so much that he'd sentence people to an eternity of torment for not believing in him, despite the lack of evidence of his existence.
    I don't know about everyone else, but, to me, that whole scenario sounds a bit like nonsensical horseshit, but, I am not the one that made up the story.

    Wrong on about everything. You started off well stating Jesus is God but you went downhill after that.

  • @jbluhm86 said:

    So...
    Jesus, who is God, was sent to Earth by God, who is Jesus, in order to sacrifice himself, to his father, who was also himself, so that the humans, whom he himself created, could be forgiven of all the punishments that God/Jesus inflicted on them for breaking the commandments that God, who is Jesus himself, made up...And apparently we only exist to worship the God/Jesus who loves us so much that he'd sentence people to an eternity of torment for not believing in him, despite the lack of evidence of his existence.
    I don't know about everyone else, but, to me, that whole scenario sounds a bit like nonsensical horseshit, but, I am not the one that made up the story.

    Wrong on about everything. You started off well stating Jesus is God but you went downhill after that.

    @oldbrownsfan said:

    Wrong on about everything. You started off well stating Jesus is God but you went downhill after that.

    How is that wrong? If you analyze the Bible logically, that is pretty much exactly what the Bible teaches.

  • great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.

    well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....

  • This thread has gone as expected.

  • great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.

    well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....

    @calfoxwc said:

    great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.

    well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.

    well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

    @jbluhm86 said:

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

    Hey, let's leave Odin out of this. ...

    WSS

  • Odin.jpg
  • @calfoxwc said:

    great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.

    well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

    @jbluhm86 said:

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

    I'm not tangible enough for you? ๐Ÿ™‚

  • No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.



    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu


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    You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?



    "well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"



    But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,


    that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.


  • @jbluhm86 said:

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.

    I'm not tangible enough for you? ๐Ÿ™‚

    @osiris said:

    I'm not tangible enough for you? ๐Ÿ™‚

    You're a screen name, not really a tangible entity, so... ๐Ÿ˜›

  • @osiris said:

    I'm not tangible enough for you? ๐Ÿ™‚

    You're a screen name, not really a tangible entity, so... ๐Ÿ˜›

    @gftchris said:

    You're a screen name, not really a tangible entity, so... ๐Ÿ˜›

    Damn, tough crowd.๐Ÿ™‚

  • @jbluhm86 said:

    Odin.jpg

    Odin traded his eye for the ability to see the future before the Battle of Ragnarok.

    A battle in which the fallen warriors from Valhalla were defeated, you blasphemer.

    WSS

  • No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.



    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu


    *******************************************


    You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?



    "well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"



    But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,


    that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.


    @calfoxwc said:

    No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.

    But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu

    *******************************************

    You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?

    "well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"

    But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,

    that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.

    Magic donkey!

  • @jbluhm86 said:

    Odin.jpg

    that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????

    Odin 16

  • that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????

    ___________________

    A casualty of global warming.

  • that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????

    ___________________

    A casualty of global warming.

    @oldbrownsfan said:

    that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????

    ___________________

    A casualty of global warming.

    Many times we have disagreed, but *that* was quality.

  • meh, I say it was Odin

  • meh, I say it was Odin

    @clevfan4life said:

    meh, I say it was Odin

    Odin's disregard for the environment!

  • lols