Pope Francis Issues Decree That Jews Should Not Be Told About Salvation In Jesus Christ
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So...Jesus, who is God, was sent to Earth by God, who is Jesus, in order to sacrifice himself, to his father, who was also himself, so that the humans, whom he himself created, could be forgiven of all the punishments that God/Jesus inflicted on them for breaking the commandments that God, who is Jesus himself, made up...And apparently we only exist to worship the God/Jesus who loves us so much that he'd sentence people to an eternity of torment for not believing in him, despite the lack of evidence of his existence.I don't know about everyone else, but, to me, that whole scenario sounds a bit like nonsensical horseshit, but, I am not the one that made up the story.
Wrong on about everything. You started off well stating Jesus is God but you went downhill after that.
Wrong on about everything. You started off well stating Jesus is God but you went downhill after that.
How is that wrong? If you analyze the Bible logically, that is pretty much exactly what the Bible teaches.
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great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.
well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....
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This thread has gone as expected.
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great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.
well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....
great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.
well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
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great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.
well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
Hey, let's leave Odin out of this. ...
WSS
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great. now George Carlin is jblu's authority on matters.
well, if he can't be right, he may as well have a good excuse for being wrong....
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
I'm not tangible enough for you?

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No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu
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You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?
"well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"
But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,
that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.
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No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.
I'm not tangible enough for you?

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No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu
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You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?
"well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"
But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,
that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.
No, he is not my "authority" at all. He's just a comedian, telling a joke that is germane to the topic of this post.
But, unlike God, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Krishna, Buddha, Ram, Shiva, Brahma, Osiris, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Huitzilopochtli, Zoroaster, and all the other made up fables....at least there is tangible evidence for George Carlin's (and the Sun's) existence.Jblu
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You gonna worship cockroaches? they exist... have for eons, maybe. Jblu the cockroachmeister?
"well, they EXIST, therefore I like them !"
But seriously, I exist, too, but there was a time when I came close to not existing anymore, therefore,
that is tangible proof that God IS there, to me.
Magic donkey!
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that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????
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A casualty of global warming.
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that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????
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A casualty of global warming.
that is a good point, where ARE those ice giants???????????
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A casualty of global warming.
Many times we have disagreed, but *that* was quality.
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meh, I say it was Odin
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meh, I say it was Odin
meh, I say it was Odin
Odin's disregard for the environment!
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lols
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meh, I say it was Odin
meh, I say it was Odin
You believe it was Odin, because your viking priest tells you it was Odin. He knows it was Odin because Odin said he would do it, and Odin must be believed. Odin said so.
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