Germany Tells Muslims "please Don't Poop In The Showers"
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I hope now that we've all had time to digest it, it's recognized just how next level this really is. Could be included as one of the habits of highly effective people. Major time savers going on here. Time savers all around.
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
Not just middle east, it's common across asia. Most places now have *some* 'western' toilets though.
I remember when my extended family went over to Singapore for my brother's wedding, we did a quick trip to Malaysia. All the older ladies - ranging from 50 to nearly 80 - were busting for the toilet after a few hours on the coach when we stopped for lunch, and went in to the restaurant bathroom one by one to find it was a squat and drop and just turned right round again. The look of horror on their faces was priceless (they hadn't seen such a contraption before).
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nothing wrong with a hole in the floor, nor with a bidet. Infact we could probably save a billion trees if we all had bidets at home. But a hole in the floor is still a designated "drop zone". Shitting the in the shower is just beyond me. I saw a lot coming, didn't see that one. I knew there was going to be some severe culture clashes with Germans. I'm part German and Austrian so I've been there many times. But honestly having to ask people not to loose a deuce in the shower is just something I never saw coming. But god it's made my day, I've been in snickering fits all morning long. People are starting to give me looks. But I cant help it. I just hear my grandmother yelling at someone for doing that and i'm in utter hysterics.
I think this is the product of a culture that has nearly completely diminished the role of women in society to simple child bearers. And so the boys simply never grow up. Shit in the shower? Yeah why not makes total sense. We here in the west though usually figure out where you can and cannot shit by age 3 or 4. These guys were just never checked by strong mothers.
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I hope now that we've all had time to digest it, it's recognized just how next level this really is. Could be included as one of the habits of highly effective people. Major time savers going on here. Time savers all around.
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
No no, the 3 S's go like this....Shit, Shower, Shave. <----In that fucking order. Alter that order even somewhat and you're monkey. Trust me I've mulled that one over a few times. And no permutations of that order can I come up with that make any sense except the one. What i'm saying is I've tried tweaking it through computer simulations but it just doesn't pan out.
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I hope now that we've all had time to digest it, it's recognized just how next level this really is. Could be included as one of the habits of highly effective people. Major time savers going on here. Time savers all around.
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down.
They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper.
Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically
So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse
No no, the 3 S's go like this....Shit, Shower, Shave. <----In that fucking order. Alter that order even somewhat and you're monkey. Trust me I've mulled that one over a few times. And no permutations of that order can I come up with that make any sense except the one. What i'm saying is I've tried tweaking it through computer simulations but it just doesn't pan out.
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On the other hand you probably waste a lot more water squirting a nice warm flow up the butt after you shit.
But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole.
WSS
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On the other hand you probably waste a lot more water squirting a nice warm flow up the butt after you shit.
But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole.
WSS
On the other hand you probably waste a lot more water squirting a nice warm flow up the butt after you shit.
But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole.
WSS
water that goes right back into the sewer system. No big deal.
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Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there.
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Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there.
Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)
WSS
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Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)
WSS
Shark Tank Al Arabia?
Kinda like Arab Idol maybe they have a local shark tank
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Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer)
WSS
dude that's srsly next level. Im kind of liking it.
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Sorry guys, someone beat you too it.
A $2000 toilet
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Sorry guys, someone beat you too it.
A $2000 toilet
Sorry guys, someone beat you too it.
A $2000 toilet
If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to.
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Sorry guys, someone beat you too it.
A $2000 toilet
If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to.
If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to.
even though I don't see the b hole xlrator, maybe that's an attachment you can buy?, but even still that's a most righteous john. I could watch an entire Browns game o nthat thing
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ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.
WSS
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ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.
WSS
ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.
WSS
You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.
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ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.
WSS
You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.
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ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage.
WSS
You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science.
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Bidets are plumbed in just the same as toilets, baths, sinks, they all have potable water in them (at least it is when it goes in).
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